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Ode to Dr Bollocko

  • 14-01-2010 8:42pm
    #1
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭


    In keeping with seismic :D events on Boards may I compose an ode to Dr Bollocko and may I concentrate on a very early incident in his modship which proved he would be an excellent and fair Mod.

    (I was involved)


    Haaaaaaaaaaawk:D

    *****************************
    The Flutther pissed on an AH post
    The Doctor said. "Your'e banned"
    "My golden cock" was the quick reply
    "Withdraw your limp ghey hand"

    **************************************
    A terse pm was then dispatched
    Awaiting quick reply
    "No fcuking dice" the Doctor said
    "Your'e gone until you die"
    ********************************
    The Flutther pleaded he was right
    That he meant no fcuking wrong
    The Doctor took this stuff on board
    It didn't take too long.
    *********************************
    The Flutther's ban was then reversed
    The Doctor saw new light
    I see your point in that fcuking post
    Despite you posting shíte.
    *******************************
    So future mods and present ones
    Take a lead from Dr B
    Be brave enough to change your mind
    And a legend forever be.!
    **************************


    Thanks for your time in modding AH

    FB


Comments

  • #2
    Silverfish
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,698 Mod ✭✭✭✭Silverfish


    That's so beautiful :(


  • #3
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    Out of ten, i'd give 9000


  • #4
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Brought a tear to my eye.


  • #5
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Brought a tear to my jap's eye.

    heh


  • #6
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    nipplenuts wrote: »
    heh

    That one too. :D


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  • #7
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    ok thats completely gay.


  • #8
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Beautiful. RIP Doc


  • #9
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    In keeping with seismic :D events on Boards may I compose an ode to Dr Bollocko and may I concentrate on a very early incident in his modship which proved he would be an excellent and fair Mod.

    (I was involved)


    Haaaaaaaaaaawk:D

    *****************************
    The Flutther pissed on an AH post
    The Doctor said. "Your'e banned"
    "My golden cock" was the quick reply
    "Withdraw your limp ghey hand"

    **************************************
    A terse pm was then dispatched
    Awaiting quick reply
    "No fcuking dice" the Doctor said
    "Your'e gone until you die"
    ********************************
    The Flutther pleaded he was right
    That he meant no fcuking wrong
    The Doctor took this stuff on board
    It didn't take too long.
    *********************************
    The Flutther's ban was then reversed
    The Doctor saw new light
    I see your point in that fcuking post
    Despite you posting shíte.
    *******************************
    So future mods and present ones
    Take a lead from Dr B
    Be brave enough to change your mind
    And a legend forever be.!
    **************************


    Thanks for your time in modding AH

    FB

    Gay tbh


  • #10
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    seanybiker wrote: »
    ok thats completely gay.

    I saw no homosexuality whatsoever.


  • #11
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    brummytom wrote: »
    Beautiful. RIP Doc

    What's the story with the good doctor?


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  • #12
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    Out of ten, i'd give 9000

    Over 9000 TBH


  • #13
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    That_Guy wrote: »
    I saw no homosexuality whatsoever.
    It was behind you


  • #14
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    What's the story with the good doctor?

    He stepped down from moderating AH....... Some say he's going to jail.


  • #15
    That_Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    brummytom wrote: »
    It was behind you

    Nobody enters my back door without a permission slip.


  • #16
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    That_Guy wrote: »
    He stepped down from moderating AH....... Some say he's going to jail.



    I thought he was dead for a minute after reading brummytoms post.

    Is he giving up boards completely or will his followers be posting in another forum?


  • #17
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    That_Guy wrote: »
    I saw no homosexuality whatsoever.

    writing a poem to some fella on line. Yeah dr is sound but writing a poem about him is a bit gay.


  • #18
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Senna wrote: »
    Gay tbh
    seanybiker wrote: »
    ok thats completely gay.

    It's not gay.
    That man is a wordsmith. I've been immortalised by FB.
    Toilet threads forever!


  • #19
    Tommy_NDX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Tommy_NDX


    Pretty sh1t really........geddit


  • #20
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    On the straight jacket scale of 1 to 10, 1 being kind-ish and a 10 being FB himself waking you out of your own bed to show you his poem written in excrement on your bedroom wall, I'd give it a 2*


    *Points added for dramatic effect :pac:


  • #21
    Daragh101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Daragh101


    OMG...was that idiot a mod????
    he is a complete idiot!


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  • #22
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Daragh101 wrote: »
    OMG...was that idiot a mod????
    he is a complete idiot!

    Banned.



    Oh shi.....
    :pac:


  • #23
    Daragh101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Daragh101


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Banned.



    Oh shi.....
    :pac:

    lol i have many profiles:D


  • #24
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Banned.

    Oh shi.....
    :pac:


    Ah it's yourself!
    Where are you off to?
    Are we allowed visit?
    Is the OP your lover?


  • #25
    Havermeyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭Havermeyer


    That was Liberace gay.


  • #26
    Daragh101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 585 ✭✭✭Daragh101


    O snap i thought you were DR cowboy or somting like that!


  • #27
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Daragh101 wrote: »
    OMG...was that idiot a mod????
    he is a complete idiot!

    Banned on behalf of dr.bollocko


  • #28
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I wouldve liked a HaiPoo but that was well done.


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