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What has Toasty been up to????

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    All hail Mighty Ninja Toasty!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Man, that mysterious ninnja toast sure can run.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    All hail Toasty's toasted toastyness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Fago_25 wrote: »
    All hail Toasty's toasted toastyness.
    I'll toast to that :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    M&S* wrote: »
    I'll toast to that :D

    Here, here.All Hail his Ninja Toastyness!:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    What the christ!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I could so go for one of those. Crumbs in the sheets would no longer be the problem they are now!
    toast-mattress.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    I never thought Leek Spin could get better. I was wrong. Thank you Toasty, you are a great man with a vegetable.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    What is especially good is that Toasty knows all about everything we are talking about and isnt confused at all! YAY!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    What news What news! MORE Toast

    mr_toast.jpg




    :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That poor elephant :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    I see only sad broken square. Linky plsktx


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Sarky wrote: »
    That poor elephant :(

    I know but he is looking good after this happened:
    elephant-donkey-boxing.jpg

    Who will win? Nobody knows.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    fozzle wrote: »
    I see only sad broken square. Linky plsktx

    You mean you have seen the sad broken square of the APOCALYPSE?!?!?!?!?!?

    LINKY


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    You mean you have seen the sad broken square of the APOCALYPSE?!?!?!?!?!?

    LINKY
    Oops! This link appears to be broken.
    *dies*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    fozzle wrote: »
    *dies*


    *splashes thimble of water on fozzle*

    NO RESPONSE

    *starts to dig grave*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    *opens one eye*
    You better not be burying me in no Kilkenny!

    *iz ded*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    *pats face, then administers poison*

    Nope Fozzle is Sozzled.....

    *carrys on digging grave in geographical centre of Kilkenny*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    *Ghost of fozzle rises*

    You maggot! Stop that! The blood of the deise can't be buried there! It's icky!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    *tries to hit scary ghost with shovel, this fails*

    Oh good you're back! Welcome Home!

    Now for the real question whats a deise doing as mod of Sligo??

    AAHHHHHHH!! *uncovers scoop for tomorrows papers*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    *tries to hit scary ghost with shovel, this fails*

    Oh good you're back! Welcome Home!

    Now for the real question whats a deise doing as mod of Sligo??

    AAHHHHHHH!! *uncovers scoop for tomorrows papers*

    Planning the invasion - we Sunny-South-Easters need their rain ^_^


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Where is our Toasty ? Will he not partake in the discussion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    M&S* wrote: »
    Where is our Toasty ? Will he not partake in the discussion?

    He's left to go to bed, he's burnt to the socket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    fozzle wrote: »
    He's left to go to bed, he's burnt to the socket.
    Ah and are the dumplings watching him sleep incase the cats come out and nibble his toes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Yeah, but the gravy keeps getting in their eyes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Oh dear are they not wearing their protective goggles they use for when their swimming in the milk jug?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    No the goggles are useless as they can see four ways.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    Where's Toasty? I need to borrow the dumplings - the cat beast is attempting to consume my toes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,614 ✭✭✭Toasty113


    I am needed! *pushes down toaster lever, waits 3 minutes, toaster pops* up up and away!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Oh Toasty feed the hungry bystanders


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