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The CrAZY song!

  • 11-01-2010 10:58PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭


    this should be right at home here.

    Rules:
    1. Everyone adds one line to the song, copying and pasting the original part from the previous post.
    2. see rule 1

    Lets go,

    "And so I took a dump....."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    "And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea...."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    <saxophone solo>


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭corglass


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭corglass


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*
    I called for the doctor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    To call me a cab


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*
    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab.
    So I can watch teletubbieeeeeees.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    ]And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*
    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear





    (quote the damn song Sarky-san!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*
    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,327 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*
    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see
    In the cab in my ear and I parked by a tree


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭corglass


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see
    In the cab in my ear and I parked by a tree
    then out from the tree, jumped a badger onto me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see
    In the cab in my ear and I parked by a tree
    then out from the tree, jumped a badger onto me
    And upon my leg he did wee-wee-wee.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭corglass


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see
    In the cab in my ear and I parked by a tree
    then out from the tree, jumped a badger onto me
    And upon my leg he did wee-wee-wee.

    <dance/air guitar solo>


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And repeat the first verse, cheesy smile, suck Simon Cowell's cock aaaaaaaaand we're done!
    x-factor.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    Congrats now get Basshunter to do a remix and we will all make double figures!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭fozzle


    we're freaking awesome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,136 ✭✭✭del88


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see
    In the cab in my ear and I parked by a tree
    then out from the tree, jumped a badger onto me
    And upon my leg he did wee-wee-wee.

    <dance/air guitar solo>

    This ones for you micheal (micheal jackson ...yeee heee awwww)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭corglass


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see
    In the cab in my ear and I parked by a tree
    then out from the tree, jumped a badger onto me
    And upon my leg he did wee-wee-wee.

    <dance/air guitar solo>

    This ones for you micheal (micheal jackson ...yeee heee awwww)
    Michael mate, your now gone, but in your memory I continue this song!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    1087039rivetingtalechap.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Next number one! Lady Gaga move outta the way Cuckoo's coming through


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see
    In the cab in my ear and I parked by a tree
    then out from the tree, jumped a badger onto me
    And upon my leg he did wee-wee-wee.

    <dance/air guitar solo>

    This ones for you micheal (micheal jackson ...yeee heee awwww)
    Michael mate, your now gone, but in your memory I continue this song!
    And the Wichita lineman rowed the boat ashoooooooreeeeeeeeee,

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 695 ✭✭✭Lord ButterSlip


    And so I took a dump
    -truck down to the sea
    Full of violin players, fiddle-de-dee.
    fiddle-de-doo-fiddle-de-dee-fiddle-de-doop doop dee do..yeaa yeea yeea
    doo-wop doo-wop doo-wah wooooo

    <saxophone solo>

    Then the truck emptied load and turned a-round
    dropping puppies saved from the pound
    -Pound-pound-pound! of the rendering plant
    as the remaining pups got minced!

    *discordant violin*

    I called for the doctor
    To call me a cab
    To put in my ear
    what no man should put in his ear
    .in his... in his..in his... in his..in his... earrr

    <guitar solo>

    Down to the sea that I did see
    In the cab in my ear and I parked by a tree
    then out from the tree, jumped a badger onto me
    And upon my leg he did wee-wee-wee.

    <dance/air guitar solo>

    This ones for you micheal (micheal jackson ...yeee heee awwww)
    Michael mate, your now gone, but in your memory I continue this song!
    And the Wichita lineman rowed the boat ashoooooooreeeeeeeeee,
    A chum diddle deeeeee.


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