Burnt my dinner

TheMoose

I have just burnt my dinner.

WHERE WAS THE GOVERNMENT????????

Why have they not got a cooking guidebook and inspectors to do random checks. This is a disgrace.

TheZohanS

Silly moose!

Ann22

I burnt my dinner a couple of months ago, big pot of stew it was- enough for 2 days...I lifted it off the hob in my panic and plonked it on the worktop thus burning a big hole in it:mad:. Claimed off house insurance but ended up spending the money over Christmas, now I've no money and a big hole in my worktop:(.

thetonynator

TheMoose wrote: »

I have just burnt my dinner.

WHERE WAS THE GOVERNMENT????????

Why have they not got a cooking guidebook and inspectors to do random checks. This is a disgrace.

I think they may be busy deciding what to do with all the excess salt they ordered. Maybe you could put some on your dinner to cover the burnt taste???:D

phasers

LOSER

Kiera

What were you meant to be having for dinner?

TheZohanS

phasers wrote: »

LOSER

Watch it.

MultiUmm

fail attempt at humour here tbh.

Fizman

Kiera wrote: »

What were you meant to be having for dinner?

I'd imagine grass.

offaly1

Kiera wrote: »

What were you meant to be having for dinner?

Yea im curious too,what were you having for din-dins?

Kiera

Hey OP, i bought you a wee present.

Run_to_da_hills

Someone call the food police !!!

WIZE

You really are a waste of life .

slipss

TheMoose wrote: »

I have just burnt my dinner.

WHERE WAS THE GOVERNMENT????????

Why have they not got a cooking guidebook and inspectors to do random checks. This is a disgrace.

QUICK! Throw water on........ehhh never mind.

Captain_Generic

Cowen would have eaten it all anyway

http://ng24.ie/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/briancowen.jpg

WIZE

offaly1 wrote: »

Yea im curious too,what were you having for din-dins?

Ice-cream

haines35

I like the humour op,typical of a lot of blame being thrown around..

Doyler92

My phone broke and do you see me complaining?

TheMoose

Kiera wrote: »

What were you meant to be having for dinner?

fish fingers and chips.

I only eat foods high in omega 3 and ilcasei imunitas.



As for the sad attempt a humour, unfortunately such a complaint is not so far off. Listened to Duffy lately.

Kiera

TheMoose wrote: »

fish fingers and chips.

I only eat foods high in omega 3 and ilcasei imunitas.



As for the sad attempt a humour, unfortunately such a complaint is not so far off. Listened to Duffy lately.

First off -yuck!

Second - how the hell did you manage to burn that? Dont you just throw them all into an oven?

Denisejcc

Im so nervous, Im about to put my dinner in the oven, what happpens if the same tragedy befalls me? How will I cope? :eek::eek::eek:

Maybe I should quit while Im ahead , turn the oven off and have toast... but what if I burn that?! Ooohh, its all just too much!:eek:

friendface

haines35 wrote: »

I like the humour op,typical of a lot of blame being thrown around..

Indeed. The OP is quite teh philosopher. I think in the original post, the dinner is a symbol of our banking system. All was well while the dinner was cooking but we were cooking for too long. Perhaps, the 'cooking' of the dinner symbolises the Celtic tiger during the boom years. Then we 'burnt the dinner' , a stark reminder of our financial crisis and failure of banking system regulation. Who was watching the dinner? Noone. Exactly.







... Or maybe the OP just burnt his dinner

TheMoose

Kiera wrote: »

First off -yuck!

Second - how the hell did you manage to burn that? Dont you just throw them all into an oven?

I'll put a bit more effort in when I invite you around. :cool:

TheZohanS

If anyone insults a poster again it's a ban. No more Mr.Nice Guy.

Kiera

TheMoose wrote: »

I'll put a bit more effort in when I invite you around. :cool:

First off - yuck.

TheMoose

Kiera wrote: »

First off - yuck.

I'm not sure what will be coming off first!

Fizman

TheMoose wrote: »

I'll put a bit more effort in when I invite you around. :cool:

Let me guess, you'll schmooze her with a burger?

WIZE

Sorry for insulting you op ..Got a red card for it I will get you a Mac Donalds If I ever meet you

Kiera

TheMoose wrote: »

I'm not sure what will be coming off first!

Your nuts if you dont stop flirting with me :mad:

Whosbetter?

I'm not let near cookers anymore.

I tend to use the smoke alarm as a timer..

TheMoose

Most Haunted wrote: »

Sorry for insulting you op ..Got a red card for it I will get you a Mac Donalds If I ever meet you

I've just got the red card as well .

Kiera wrote: »

Your nuts if you dont stop flirting with me :mad:

BluesBerry

Looks like a take-away for you OP

Big Nasty

As much as FG would like to you can't blame the govt for everything!

Bazzy

Kiera wrote: »

Your nuts if you dont stop flirting with me :mad:

She's playing hard to get TEASE:D

BluesBerry

MCMLXXV wrote: »

As much as FG would like to you can't blame the govt for everything!

Of course you can its all the rage is so chic

MultiUmm

TheMoose wrote: »

I've just got the red card as well .

^^^^^

That lone smily face gave me the creeps for some reason. o_O

TheMoose

Whosbetter? wrote: »

I'm not let near cookers anymore.

I tend to use the smoke alarm as a timer..

My smoke alarm normally goes off as well, until I took the battery out to put in the remote. Problem solved.

Captain_Generic

TheMoose wrote: »

My smoke alarm normally goes off as well, until I took the battery out to put in the remote. Problem solved.

Now its as useful as a cup on the roof according to the ads

TheMoose

Bazzy wrote: »

She's playing hard to get TEASE:D

Wait until I get a few PM's going, that approach never fails.

Fintomiginto

MultiUmm wrote: »

fail attempt at humour here tbh.

Are you American?

If the answer is in the negative please please please dont use the word FAIL in the context you just did.

Its the gayest phrase ever

TheMoose

Captain_Generic wrote: »

Now its as useful as a cup on the roof according to the ads

Maybe, but at least I can change channels again.

Archeron

Denisejcc wrote: »

Im so nervous, Im about to put my dinner in the oven, what happpens if the same tragedy befalls me? How will I cope? :eek::eek::eek:

Maybe I should quit while Im ahead , turn the oven off and have toast... but what if I burn that?! Ooohh, its all just too much!:eek:

Dont panic, they're setting up a helpline.


(calls cost €2.40 per minute, calls from mobiles will cost extortionately more)

MultiUmm

Fintomiginto wrote: »

Are you American?

If the answer is in the negative please please please dont use the word FAIL in the context you just did.

Its the gayest phrase ever

should we talk like boggers so? :pac:

fail is just a word.

and im not the type of person who really gives a fúck if someone on an internet forum thinks i use the gayest phrase ever.

Ollchailin

Fintomiginto wrote: »

Are you American?

If the answer is in the negative please please please dont use the word FAIL in the context you just did.

Its the gayest phrase ever

Firstly, I agree. "Fail" in this context makes me very angry. Such a stupid stupid phrase.

Secondly, OP- why don't you blame the teachers? Along with the government, a lot of people around here seem to blame them for everything- even resorting to blaming them for a decision the government made over the last few days. Maybe they burnt your dinner???

Fintomiginto

MultiUmm wrote: »

should we talk like boggers so? :pac:

fail is just a word.

and im not the type of person who really gives a fúck if someone on an internet forum thinks i use the gayest phrase ever.

That retort would suggest otherwise

MultiUmm

Fintomiginto wrote: »

That retort would suggest otherwise

Interpret it as you want, I'll still be using fail in the context you dislike for many years to come. :cool: :pac:

TheZohanS

Fintomiginto wrote: »

That retort would suggest otherwise

Who are you calling a retort?