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Clients from Hell

  • 08-01-2010 01:20PM
    #1
    anbrutog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 386 ✭✭


    http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/

    You couldn't make up some of the stuff in here.

    Client: I’m having a problem with my password.
    Me: What seems to be the trouble?
    Client: Well, I type it in but it turns into stars.




    Client (after telling me the idea for the website): How much will that cost?
    Me: Well, you’ve given me a lot of info. I’d like to organize all of these ideas and get back to you with an appropriate quote.
    Client: I’d like to get it going as soon as possible. How’s $250?
    Me: Uh… that’s a little low. I’d feel more comfortable just giving you an official quote and we can see if we can work out a payment plan.
    Client: Alright, how about this. I’ll give you the $250 for this project and this other project I have. It’s a porn site for this 70-year-old woman. $250 for both sites AND 15% of the profits from that site.
    Me: (speechless)
    Client: And I’ll blow you.


    Enjoy!


Comments

  • #2
    eddiehead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    Client: I need you to design a small website for me. How much do you charge?

    Me: I bill at $XX per hour.

    Client: OK, great. Please don’t spend more than 2 hours on it, less is better

    I lol'd at this :D

    Theres some funny stuff on there


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