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Tokens of Affection!

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  • 08-01-2010 11:36am
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    Cherryice
    Registered Users Posts: 18 ✭


    Mod Edit: Fixed your font!

    Hi Guys,
    I'm looking for some inspiration and I'm hoping that the gentlemans club will be able to help!
    Its my boyfriends birthday next week and while I have bought him a present I'm also making him some 'tokens of affection' that he can cash in as he pleases!
    I have come up with the following ones so far , kiss, hug, massage, bj, make me tea, a wish (anything he wants) but I'd like to add some more!
    What other things would boys like to receive a token for???? Any ideas are welcome

    Thanks in advance!


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    #2
    Agent Smith
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,502 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    How to make a man happy


    1. turn up naked
    2. bring pizza


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    #3
    metrovelvet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,376 ✭✭✭metrovelvet


    A licence to leave the seat up without being reprimanded.


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    Otis Driftwood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    Doing something you hate eg sitting through a full day of Gillette Soccer Saturday coupled with bringing him beer/food as required.

    (maybe you do this anyway but you get what I mean)


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    #5
    Khannie
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 37,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    Great idea OP.

    breakfast in bed token.
    kinky sex token.

    You could have multiple ones of each. There is no limit to the amount of bj tokens I'd like to receive (for example).


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    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Shoe shine & shirt ironing - love tokens just love the jobs you hate;)


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    Jemmy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Khannie wrote: »
    You could have multiple ones of each. There is no limit to the amount of bj tokens I'd like to receive (for example).

    Agree with Khannie, there doesnt have to be just one of each! Being a lady tho I'd suggest being cheeky and using multiple ones you can both enjoy tho! ;) :P forget multiple make me tea tokens! lol

    Great idea btw, thought about doing this before but never did in the end.


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    Warfi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    How about vouchers/tokens that can be redeemed anywhere?;) If you're into that sort of thing!:D It'll give him a chuckle too!


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    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Cherryice wrote: »
    kiss, hug, massage, bj,
    Warfi wrote: »
    How about vouchers/tokens that can be redeemed anywhere?!

    Oh dear!!!


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    #10
    Man_bear_pig
    Registered Users Posts: 60 ✭✭Man_bear_pig


    cut the grass, pick up the dog sh*t


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    Warfi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 633 ✭✭✭Warfi


    Man_bear_pig wrote: »
    cut the grass, pick up the dog sh*t

    I'm no man, but it might be better to pick up the dog poo first, THEN cut the grass


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    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    personally nothing better then waking up to the receaving end of some oral sex tried to say that in a un sleazy way but it dont hpppen...

    making time for you and doing something cool


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    #13
    NGO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭NGO


    how about a token to redeem all used tokens, including itself. ;)

    nice idea cherryice


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    rivermetimbers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭rivermetimbers


    what about a get out of jail free card. whereby after a moment of monumental stupidity, you let him off scott free, and i mean scott free, not, forgiven... but i will bring it up again


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    jimmymal
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭jimmymal


    one of them sick day tokens whereby he neednt be sick but can be looked after in totality. all day! every whim within reason!!! ;)


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    #16
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    Great idea Op, I like the one about getting off scot free :)

    How about a few tokens for vito's while watching tv. So if there's a show you like to watch, but he doesnt, he can use his token to change the channel.

    (wish i had a few of those :()


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    globemaster1986
    Registered Users Posts: 351 ✭✭globemaster1986


    The getting off scott free is a great idea because as we all know sometimes we seem to land ourselves in a bit of bother (unknown to ourselves, and as no direct consequence of any action;)).....

    And the kinky ones are always good!:D


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    Tefral
    Registered Users Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭Tefral


    There has to be one there for a steak dinner cooked by yourself with his favourite beer...

    That get out of jail free card is a good one though... Id never use it for fear id need it for worse occasions ha ha


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    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    rivermetimbers wrote: »
    what about a get out of jail free card. whereby after a moment of monumental stupidity, you let him off scott free, and i mean scott free, not, forgiven... but i will bring it up again

    Excellent idea :D


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    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    How about a nag free day and if you slip up and nag him by accident he gets to *punish* you as he see's fit?

    What about a free valet or wash and wax the car (wet teeshirt styleez) token?

    Lap/strip dance token?

    I dunno the list of possibilities is endless, yer a good girlfirend though! :D


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    #21
    SuperHans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭SuperHans


    Shave my back.


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    #22
    Sapsorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭Sapsorrow


    SuperHans wrote: »
    Shave my back.

    How about a lovely bit of crack?


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    #23
    Khannie
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 37,485 Mod ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    khrystyna100 wrote: »
    How about a lovely bit of crack?


    "this crack is very moreish"


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    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Khannie wrote: »
    "this crack is very moreish"


    does it include maintenance :cool:


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    #25
    Reg'stoy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭Reg'stoy


    You promise to remove the following words; greys, anatomy, desperate, housewives, xfactor and hoover from your vocabulary and so never speak of them again.


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