Strangest/Most awkward text conversations?

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 08-01-2010 1:41am #1

I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole time, got sick of her because she's as thick as a post. Couldn't have a flirty joke with her without the reply being the ever so attractive "Wha??", nor could she hold a conversation to save her life. Stopped texting her months ago, don't worry I let her down gently, didn't tell her I was in a depression or anything.:pac:

She texted me there tonight and this was the conversation:
Her: "U asleep? xxxxxxxxxxxx"
Me: "Nah xx"
Her: "K"

Like what the fúck?:P Could she not have said "Wua?"(What you at?), "Any craic" or a "Hows u?" or something.

Oh wait now, she just sent me a message saying ".", how inventive.:P

Anyhooooo, ever had any text experiences like that?

mikom · 08-01-2010 1:42am

baz2009 wrote: »

I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole,

Sounds painful.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 08-01-2010 1:45am

mikom wrote: »

Sounds painful.

Oops.:D
It was written whilst texting a better model.:P

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 08-01-2010 1:45am

when i was in school there was a few of us who had free texts from eircell. All you needed was the msg centre number that the eircell staff used and wham bam no credit needed anymore

converstions were 'I'm in Irish, whrre u?' , 'english, hate english'... etc

was glad when they copped on...

mikom · 08-01-2010 1:46am

baz2009 wrote: »

I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole time,

Roger Daltrey?

maxxie · 08-01-2010 1:48am

Nah xx! your no bleedin better.. Two of yaz wanna take a trip up to the blarney stone

drunkmonkey · 08-01-2010 1:49am

baz2009 wrote: »

I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole time, got sick of her because she's as thick as a post. Couldn't have a flirty joke with her without the reply being the ever so attractive "Wha??", nor could she hold a conversation to save her life. Stopped texting her months ago, don't worry I let her down gently, didn't tell her I was in a depression or anything.:pac:

She texted me there tonight and this was the conversation:
Her: "U asleep? xxxxxxxxxxxx"
Me: "Nah, here with a banana in my hand"
Her: "I love banana"
Me: "Want to come over and hold it"
Her: "I'm parked outside"
Me: "K"

Like what the fúck?:P Could she not have said "Wua?"(What you at?), "Any craic" or a "Hows u?" or something.

Oh wait now, she just sent me a message saying ".", how inventive.:P

Anyhooooo, ever had any text experiences like that?

Fixed that for you;)

Agricola · 08-01-2010 1:49am

I have a mate like that. Hes fairly engaging in person but textin him is like communicating with a high functioning chimp.

Abi · 08-01-2010 1:50am

baz2009 wrote: »

I was inspired to start this thread by a young who I used to text the whole time, got sick of her because she's as thick as a post. Couldn't have a flirty joke with her without the reply being the ever so attractive "Wha??", nor could she hold a conversation to save her life. Stopped texting her months ago, don't worry I let her down gently, didn't tell her I was in a depression or anything.:pac:

She texted me there tonight and this was the conversation:
Her: "U asleep? xxxxxxxxxxxx"
Me: "Nah xx"
Her: "K"

Like what the fúck?:P Could she not have said "Wua?"(What you at?), "Any craic" or a "Hows u?" or something. Anyhooooo, ever had any text experiences like that?

No. I'd never give a 'wha' my number.

Oh wait now, she just sent me a message saying ".", how inventive.:P

Text her 'wha' back and ignore her replies.

mardybumbum · 08-01-2010 1:51am

I was walking from heuston to my student accomodation last year when I got this text which simply said "CRASH".
I replied with a "What?"
A few seconds later they replied with a "BANG"
I replied with a "?"
Then I got "Ooops, wrong number"

More recently, last week in fact, I got the following text.
" Heya hun, im in the cinema with the lads. Will be out in 20 mins. Ring u then. x "
My reply was " Fcuk off you knob " ( I was in a bad mood )
I actually got a reply about half an hour later
" Sorry about that, meant for someone else "

Jesus Wept · 08-01-2010 1:52am

baz2009 wrote: »

Could she not have said "Wua?"(What you at?), "Any craic" or a "Hows u?" or something.

That's preferable?

Aim low.

Loopy · 08-01-2010 1:52am

She sounds like a spanner, ignore her.

brummytom · 08-01-2010 1:58am

HAAATE conversation killers. "k" "yeah" "whatever"... use more than one word for christ sake!

Granted, if I'm in a strop I'll text one of the above to politely tell the other person to go and fuck themselves. If I'm in a really bad mood.. I don't put a kiss :eek:

Strangest text I got was from an unknown number a few years ago.
Simply said;
"Op Good.. two sizes bigger

"

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 08-01-2010 2:01am

maxxie wrote: »

Nah xx! your no bleedin better.. Two of yaz wanna take a trip up to the blarney stone

Fúck her she started the conversation, I just replied to be polite.:p

I took Abigayle's advice and she's sent me two chain messages in about 3 minutes.:P

@The-Rigger, it's nothing special but it's better than "K".

Abi · 08-01-2010 2:05am

brummytom wrote: »

HAAATE conversation killers. "k" "yeah" "whatever"... use more than one word for christ sake!

Granted, if I'm in a strop I'll text one of the above to politely tell the other person to go and fuck themselves. If I'm in a really bad mood.. I don't put a kiss :eek:

Go on, have a another look at that one there now

Strangest text I got was from an unknown number a few years ago.
Simply said;
"Op Good.. two sizes bigger "

Sounds like someone was getting their ring enlarged.

Whaaaat? :pac:

Abi · 08-01-2010 2:09am

baz2009 wrote: »

I took Abigayle's advice and she's sent me two chain messages in about 3 minutes.:P

Pff. The bitch. Shes looking for an ego boost.

So you're entitled to a little something if you ask me. Play it real cool, reel it in, hit it, then bury your phone in the back garden.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 08-01-2010 2:20am

Abigayle wrote: »

Pff. The bitch. Shes looking for an ego boost.

So you're entitled to a little something if you ask me. Play it real cool, reel it in, hit it, then bury your phone in the back garden.

You know too much about this.:p

She made it a point in one of the messages that she has a fella, whilst leaving me messages with 10+ x's most days.:rolleyes:

Professey Chin · 08-01-2010 2:22am

Abigayle wrote: »

Sounds like someone was getting their ring enlarged

Anal so?

Abi · 08-01-2010 2:48am

baz2009 wrote: »

You know too much about this.:p

She made it a point in one of the messages that she has a fella, whilst leaving me messages with 10+ x's most days.:rolleyes:

She needs you to feel jealous, women need to feel needed. I'm comfortable telling you that because I don't and I'm a freak of nature :pac:

Seriously though. Do you like her like her?

One of the reasons I dissed her 'wha' thing is because shes in mind-gamesville. Even if you get with her you don't know how long that will go on

Jigga · 08-01-2010 2:57am

What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

4zn76tysfajdxp · 08-01-2010 3:02am

Jigga wrote: »

What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

Yes.

Next question?

Senna · 08-01-2010 3:04am

Jigga wrote: »

What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

No No, just keep texting them, you have to be persistent, a real man doesn't know the meaning of Restraining Order.

msg11 · 08-01-2010 3:04am

Jigga wrote: »

What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

Research shows you should text them a week later. Mainly because they will be pissed again an text you back :cool:

Abi · 08-01-2010 3:07am

Jigga wrote: »

What about girls you meet out and never reply when you text them after, should I just take a hint?

That depends on how the night went. If it went badly, she'll ignore your texts and calls for a day or two before sending you:

"Can't you take a fucking hint? Text or call me again and I'll call the Gardai"

or;

"Tk d fkin hint nd dnt txt r cll agn r i wll hav ye kilt" [/scumbag]

If you did well, you won't hear from her for a week.

"Oh hi there you. I've been so busy all week, how are you?"

or;

"I tink Im pgnt xoxoxo" [/scumbag]

Jigga · 08-01-2010 3:09am

msg11 wrote: »

Research shows you should text them a week later. Mainly because they will be pissed again an text you back :cool:

Genius, can't believe I haven't thought of that before.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 08-01-2010 3:21am

Abigayle wrote: »

She needs you to feel jealous, women need to feel needed. I'm comfortable telling you that because I don't and I'm a freak of nature :pac:

Seriously though. Do you like her like her?

One of the reasons I dissed her 'wha' thing is because shes in mind-gamesville. Even if you get with her you don't know how long that will go on

She's a fool, and not the best looking so no I don't. She lives in Kerry, I live in Laois. Thought that as an obstacle at the beginning when I liked her, now I realise it is turning out to be quite helpful.

She's not smart enoguh to be good at mind games, she can try but meh.:P

I've a new one on the go a bit closer to home now, so all's good in the hood.:cool:

This is turning into Agony Aunt Abigayle.:P

Abi · 08-01-2010 3:32am

baz2009 wrote: »

She's a fool, and not the best looking so no I don't. She lives in Kerry, I live in Laois. Thought that as an obstacle at the beginning when I liked her, now I realise it is turning out to be quite helpful.

Now you're thinking straight!

She's not smart enoguh to be good at mind games, she can try but meh.:P

Tell her your with someone, you're in love and shes pregnant. She'll fuck off then.

I've a new one on the go a bit closer to home now, so all's good in the hood.:cool:

Thats not good enough, you're young free and single. There shouldn't be one until you've decided theres one worth putting time in with.

This is turning into Agony Aunt Abigayle.:P

yeah welllll.

/ruffles haor

Less of the Aunt. In a few chapters I'll talk to you about agony

Jigga · 08-01-2010 3:40am

Abigayle wrote: »

That depends on how the night went. If it went badly, she'll ignore your texts and calls for a day or two before sending you:

"Can't you take a fucking hint? Text or call me again and I'll call the Gardai"

or;

"Tk d fkin hint nd dnt txt r cll agn r i wll hav ye kilt" [/scumbag]

If you did well, you won't hear from her for a week.

"Oh hi there you. I've been so busy all week, how are you?"

or;

"I tink Im pgnt xoxoxo" [/scumbag]

The hi there is what i'm hoping for I think. There's enough scumbags in Limerick but this girl ain't one!

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 08-01-2010 4:00am

Abigayle wrote: »

Now you're thinking straight!

Tell her your with someone, you're in love and shes pregnant. She'll fuck off then.

I like that idea.:p

Thats not good enough, you're young free and single. There shouldn't be one until you've decided theres one worth putting time in with.

Quite a possibility that she is one worth putting the time in for.:cool:

yeah welllll.

/ruffles haor

Less of the Aunt. In a few chapters I'll talk to you about agony

I'll look forward to it.:P

Jaysus I use smilies an awful lot.:P

Mr. Incognito · 08-01-2010 4:44am

I shudder to think how Vodafone is making a loss with this level of stupidity clogging up the SMS world.

Abi · 08-01-2010 4:48am

baz2009 wrote: »

I'll look forward to it.:P

Jaysus I use smilies an awful lot.:P

Whoooaaah there horsey. I have the Gardai on speed dial.

:pac:

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