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  • 07-01-2010 11:57pm
    #1
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭


    A certain Northern politician sent a fax to his wife. It read:

    "Dear wife, You must realize that you are 60 years old and I have
    certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise
    happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or
    offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at
    the Grand Hotel with my 20-year-old campaign assistant. I'll be home
    before midnight. - Your Husband"

    When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
    that read as follows:
    "Dear Husband. You too are 60 years old, and by the time you receive
    this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with a 20 year old restaraunt owner.
    Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
    appreciate the fact that 20 goes into 60 a lot more times than 60 goes
    into 20. Don't wait up."


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