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If you died what would you like your eulogy to say about you...?

  • 07-01-2010 07:12PM
    #1
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭


    Mostly that I was great at music and the charges were never proven.

    What about yourselves?


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  • #2
    InKonspikuou2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭InKonspikuou2


    It was typical of such a fúcker to die while having sex.


  • #3
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,145 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    +1


  • #4
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    "Frequent poster on Boards.ie"


  • #5
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Edit that title to "When you die" and I'll take this seriously.


  • #6
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    SoupyNorman wrote: »
    Edit that title to "When you die" and I'll take this seriously.

    Do i have to...? :rolleyes:


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  • #7
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Loathed by many, loved by some, and a pr1ck to everyone else


  • #8
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Archeron


    The greatest human being ever, bar none.

    Its unlikely though.


  • #9
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    "He was a good man, he was a kind man...his last conscience act on this earth was the relaxation of his bowels"


  • #10
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the money was just resting in his account


  • #11
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Something like this....
    http://mcooki.es/60123


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  • #12
    Dothehustle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 517 ✭✭✭Dothehustle


    lets get this straight he though the cop was a prostuate


  • #13
    johnmike
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭johnmike


    legend


  • #14
    thatsa spicy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 251 ✭✭thatsa spicy


    Never before has a man owed so much money to so many people


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Son,Friend,Prostitute.


  • #16
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    Cúnt, Bollocks but awesome in bed. :D


  • #17
    jd007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    I told you I was sick.


  • #18
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,085 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    jd007 wrote: »
    I told you I was sick.

    copyright Spike Milligan !


  • #19
    Tomebagel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    ''Died googling eulogy '':rolleyes:


  • #20
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    We can't seem to close the coffin. madam.


  • #21
    faceman
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,662 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    "Hanging a photo of him above your mantel will bring you many years of luck"


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  • #22
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    "Tom Meehan - Virgin"


  • #23
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    He could have been worse.


  • #24
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    He died as he lived......... in his underpants.


  • #25
    JangoFett
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭JangoFett


    Jango Fett
    He Died For The Empire


  • #26
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    ''I told you I knew what a ugoogly was''


  • #27
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    He was a right prick, now lets go dance on his grave!


  • #28
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Mostly that I was great at music and the charges were never proven.

    What about yourselves?

    "Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugooglizer I am"
    "What you didn't think i knew what a eugooglizer was?"
    "A eugooglizer: One who speaks at funerals.
    Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly is?"


  • #29
    cock robin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    He was just on the verge of the most significant scientific breakthrough in the history of mankind when suddenly his cerebral cortex imploded. God rest his filthy black soul.


  • #30
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    D.E.F.O.
    J.E.D.I.
    M.A.S.T.E.R.


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  • #31
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    enniscorthy wrote: »
    D.E.F.O.
    J.E.D.I.
    M.A.S.T.E.R.
    M.A.T.E


  • #32
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    enniscorthy wrote: »
    D.E.F.O.
    J.E.D.I.
    M.A.S.T.E.R.
    B.A.T.E.R

    fyp


  • #33
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 94,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Quick get a doctor, he's moving !


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