It's so cold this morning that....

My electric toothbrush froze! (I left it in the car overnight and it was seized up until it warmed up!)

Mossy Monk

Turn on your heating

Quazzie

wtf is your electric toothbrush doing in your car?

Try keep it in the bathroom

mukki

think your meant to finish the sentence


.... loads of idiots poured boiling water on their windscreen

Kiera

Coat-hooks

bonerm

mukki wrote: »

think your meant to finish the sentence


.... loads of idiots poured boiling water on their windscreen

ok

It's so cold this morning that...
... even potatos are wearing jackets

civis_liberalis

Deleted User wrote: »

It's so cold this morning that....

...your brain froze and you thought it was normal to keep your electric toothbrush in the car.

NothingMan

I wore my long johns from Skiing under my trousers.

RoadKillTs

.... sorry can't think of anything. Too cold

mukki

....i put some food out for the birds and now i have 40 crows on the lawn :mad:

mailblaney

its so cold this morning that...
politicians are putting their hands in their own pockets to warm themselves

Quazzie

Quazzie wrote: »

wtf is your electric toothbrush doing in your car?

Try keep it in the bathroom

It was in an overnight bag....

kelle

Well, it was -8C last night.

neil_hosey

...that my willy fell off :eek:

AnonoBoy

.... no other topic of conversation is necessary until at least lunchtime.

GavRedKing

neil_hosey wrote: »

...that my willy fell off :eek:

Eoin McLove?

Paulyh

that my handbrake was frozen to the back wheel of my car, and i couldnt drive
i had to get the bus!!!!!

Buford T Justice

Paulyh wrote: »

that my handbrake was frozen to the back wheel of my car, and i couldnt drive
i had to get the bus!!!!!

................but then there was no bus....... So then I had to......

NothingMan

Fingers McGee wrote: »

................but then there was no bus....... So then I had to......

Travel to work like a penguin. Sliding and waddling all the way. (")>

Buford T Justice

NothingMan wrote: »

Travel to work like a penguin. Sliding and waddling all the way. (")>

........but they had put away the roads and footpaths because it was too cold..... so then I.......

Mossy Monk

Fingers McGee wrote: »

........but they had put away the roads and footpaths because it was too cold..... so then I.......

finished the story. The End

NothingMan

Fingers McGee wrote: »

........but they had put away the roads and footpaths because it was too cold..... so then I.......

...Made an elaborate catapault system...

Michellenman

gavredking wrote: »

Eoin McLove?

Neil Hoseless :pac:

mukki

..... that it reached -12 in carlow :eek:

OutlawPete

...when I came downstairs there were blanks where my blanks should be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWgR-4dcbc4

NothingMan

OutlawPete wrote: »

...when I came downstairs there were blanks where my blanks should be.

Snowmen where your kids should be?

anniehoo

mukki wrote: »

....i put some food out for the birds and now i have 40 crows on the lawn :mad:

Mmmm....last time i checked..crows were birds too!

Oh ye mean the little cute small ones only

neil_hosey

Michellenman wrote: »

Neil Hoseless :pac:

original

not really :P

antodeco

I watched my neighbours spending ages clearing their windows, whilst I stayed in bed on my laptop.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Couldn't face getting up till noon, damn snow

Agricola

I fell asleep while fapping last night and woke up with me cock frozen to me hand

3qsmavrod5twfe

OutlawPete wrote: »

...when I came downstairs there were blanks where my blanks should be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWgR-4dcbc4

That is a remarkably slim microphone that Terry is sporting there.

Milky Moo

...that I considered going back up to Dublin earlier just so I could get my boyfriend to cuddle me warm, then I found a hot water bottle.