If Hurling teams were women

KevIRL

All in jest of course (thanks AFR)

Waterford - A decent enough bird but can be amazing on the odd night out (she scrubs up well)

Kilkenny - The classic super hot bird but is also a b*tch with no personality

Cork - Bit of a Milf, she used to be amazing but is still decent enough, like a lot of elderly women though, they can be annoying

Dublin - One of those 15 year olds who you know are going to be crackers in a few years, but feel kind of bad for thinking it

Limerick - type of bird you might resort to after 8 pints, she'll take you home but will rob all your money in the morning and her brother will break your nose

Galway - Score her after 5 or 6 pints, ask her out for a date and are then ultimately disappointed when you meet her, not as good looking as you thought!

Offaly - Dog ruff, eyes are very close together

Wexford - not a looker but her personality might win you over

Clare - Decent bird with a good personality, can be a bit fiery and slightly crazy though. You know that if she loses a few pounds, she'll be pretty hot!

Tipp - A pretty fit looking 21 year old, you want to bang the sh*t out of her, but only if she doesn't talk and never comes near you again. You have your fun and thats all that matters!

Kerry - Not bad, but she may have a penis

Antrim - She has a penis

biko

Written by a Waterfordian no doubt

entropi

I lol'd at some of them...nice:)

Le King

Ha great loved it.

Jordonvito

surely cork would be a whiney auld bat, that annoys everyone

patmac

Roscommon- Too drunk to fcuk, likely to puke in your mouth as you attempt to snog her.

Pappy o' daniel

Kilkenny would be one of those women who like to beat up men.

Jordonvito

Jordonvito wrote: »

surely cork would be a whiney auld bat, that annoys everyone

Nah, she'd be the sort of girl that you have some great early dates with but when you move in together she changes totally and wants to start laying down the rules.

premierstone

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Nah, she'd be the sort of girl that you have some great early dates with but when you move in together she changes totally and wants to start laying down the rules even though she is well past her sell by date herself

FYP!

wicklowwonder

Very funny brightened up my day!!