imaginative ways to stay warm..

snorlax

1) hot chocolate
2) tea
3) hot bath
4)?

cherryghost

hands down your pants

ToniTuddle

5) Hairdryer - heats the bed and your toes

Kiera

Sex and lots of it.

Latchy

Electric blanket (cheap on electricity )
padded quilted lumberjack shirts
chicken soup
A woman ( best bed warmer of the lot ,specially when you put your cold feet on her back ) )

SV

Kiera wrote: »

Sex and lots of it.

Well, if you're offering.. Cheers!

BluesBerry

Wear a hat around the house you lose all your body heat through your head best way to keep warm if you have no heating

R0ot

Kiera wrote: »

Sex and lots of it.

/thread

all other answers will suck after this

4zn76tysfajdxp

SV wrote: »

Well, if you're offering.. Cheers!

Jesus, you didn't last long.

Borneo Fnctn

Pour yourself a nice hot bath and bring the toaster in with you to keep the water from going cold.

NothingMan

Jam something in the microwave to make it work with the door open and turn it on. You'll be a little bubbly but nice and warm.

SV

Anabelle Thankful Villa wrote: »

Jesus, you didn't last long.

I never do, try to be as fast as I can ya know

El Siglo

A superser, with the pint of water on top of it... good times.:D

admiralofthefleet

order an indian takeaway and put on a nappy

ToTheSea:

You could piss on yourself. Tell us how it goes.

InkSlinger67

Stick your hands in granny's secret pocket

Hazys

Suprise sex

admiralofthefleet

ToTheSea: wrote: »

You could piss on yourself. Tell us how it goes.

wouldnt the gypsies freeze?

TheZohanS

R0ot wrote: »

/thread

all other answers will suck after this

BJs

helimachoptor

ToTheSea: wrote: »

You could piss on yourself. Tell us how it goes.

I'm going to improve on that, just go to your local boozer and be the new urinal! Hot golden showers for free!!

ToTheSea:

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

wouldnt the gypsies freeze?

Throw some jelly fish at them instead. A kind samaritan will hopefully give them a nice golden shower.
That way you also get warm from the excersise you're getting from throwing jelly fish.
Win, win.:cool:


Edit: AND if no samaritan comes along the pain will distract them from the cold. This plan is foolproof.

gareth12121

smear yourself from head do toe in deep heat:eek:

R0ot

TheZohan wrote: »

BJs

Took you long enough. :pac:

Terry

Central heating.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Piss in a bottle then put the bottle up your jumper.

stovelid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FGk63Fv7t4

Daemos

2 girls and 1 cup of coffee

shreksaurus

Have the dog sleep at the end of the bed. She's at the right temperature all night. If the feet get cold at night you could place them on her belly and she gets a belly rub.

Terry

Chris Turk's penis.

kincsem

Clothes

Tumble-dry yourself

PK2008

Eating apparantly heats you (something to do with the metabolism or summit).

So next time you get stuck in one of those walk in freezers you'll have an excuse for scoffing all the magnums

jd007

Hot water bottle
10-12 layers of clothes

Capt'n Midnight

BluesBerry wrote: »

Wear a hat around the house you lose all your body heat through your head best way to keep warm if you have no heating

this one has been debunked.

wearing a hat is only of use if you have lots of other clothes on as well as it's only then that the heat loss through your head is a priority

jenga-jen

Set the carpet on fire...all round cosy glow

Whosbetter?

Hibernate in the Hot Press.

CrazyRabbit

cherryghost wrote: »

hands down your pants

Someone else's hands down your pants. Preferably that someone being of the opposite sex, but hey, I'm open to new experiences no matter how traumatic they may be.

Pingu-D

its not exactly imaginative but throw on a hoodie or jacket....after that stroll down to where the homeless ppl hang out and roast marshmallows over there open bin fire

The_Kew_Tour

get pissed and i mean total.

dont feel a f ecking thing then

The Master

Use a lightsabre to cut open the torso of a Ton Ton , remove the guts and climb inside

thesandeman

Been using the dog thing for years but she blocks my view of the telly. Being serious for a minute- does the hat thing work?

gypsygirl

Hat thing definetly works, when I'm waiting for the house to warm up, I stick on a hat. (and a duvet)

starbelgrade

gypsygirl wrote: »

Hat thing definetly works, when I'm waiting for the house to warm up, I stick on a hat. (and a duvet)

Jeez - your head must be MASSIVE.

The Saint

Do this

thesandeman

House not gonna get any warmer. Nuttin on telly/dog on feet. Time to try the hat thing once brandy runs out. (hope I dont need to pee)

SoupyNorman

Build a fort in the living room from the sofa cushions and your body heat will keep you warm...make sure leave a letter box sized opening for TV viewing.

fuelinjection

Invent some way to fly to the Sun without dying.

It's damn hot on the Sun.

mukki

fuelinjection wrote: »

Invent some way to fly to the Sun without dying.

It's damn hot on the Sun.

when your on the sun whatever you do, don't look down or you might go blind

tantalum

fuelinjection wrote: »

Invent some way to fly to the Sun without dying.

It's damn hot on the Sun.

Go there during the night

bonzodog2

El Siglo wrote: »

A superser, with the pint of water on top of it... good times.:D

The pint of water would be unnecessary, any gas/paraffin stove without a flue probably produces a pint of water an hour anyway