freudian slips that nearly got you in trouble.. (web based)

easyontheeye

so the other day i was showing somebody in work something on youtube and i began to type www.youpo... well you can guess the rest.

took some quick backspace backspace action....

sure some of the lads of suffered this before :cool:

syklops

whats youpo?

AnonoBoy

easyontheeye wrote: »

so the other day i was showing somebody in work something on youtube and i began to type www.youpo... well you can guess the rest.

took some quick backspace backspace action....

sure some of the lads of suffered this before :cool:

I was going to try and make some crack about having gotten into trouble with <snip> thinking it might be some sort of light-hearted toilet humour type site that FlutteringBantam would frequent. It's not.

Time to delete the internet history on this PC me thinks.

easyontheeye

obviously you guys are very pure and innocent ...

<snip> was what i was getting at

SV

easyontheeye wrote: »

obviously you guys are very pure and innocent ...

<snip> was what i was getting at

there's naked people on that site

TheZohanS

easyontheeye wrote: »

obviously you guys are very pure and innocent ...

<snip> was what i was getting at

Banned.

One of the more serious offences on boards is linking to porn.

bonzodog2

Seems like it did get you in trouble then, but not for the Freudian part, as per the thread title ....

Quazzie

easyontheeye wrote: »

obviously you guys are very pure and innocent ...

<snip> was what i was getting at

That was certainly not easy on the eye

MaybeLogic

Sitting in an internet cafe,trying to log on here, and typing in www.boards.com

bonzodog2

MaybeLogic wrote: »

Sitting in an internet cafe,trying to log on here, and typing in www.boards.com

How did that get you in trouble ?

AnonoBoy

Yikes. Apologies.

Didn't mean to post the link up.

MaybeLogic

bonzodog2 wrote: »

How did that get you in trouble ?

I didn't check the link before posting.It used to be ''Gay Man'2'MAn'' chat, in big black letters.

mikom

The worst Freudian slip I had was over Christmas when I tripped on a banana skin and mounted my ould wan.

Gone Drinking

Freudian slip sounds like a medieval cocktail/shot

AnonoBoy

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Freudian slip sounds like a medieval cocktail/shot

Sounds like a nightgown from the 19th Century to me.

LittleBook

Well, this one time I meant to say to my mother "Pass the sugar please" but what came out was "You feckin' cow, you ruined my LIFE!"

Took some splaining.

jellie

accidentally changing 1 of the letters in facebook to something beside it on the keyboard = BAD BAD idea in work (& in general in fact). i better not say which letter!

brummytom

My mom told me one of her yesterday, I liked it anyway.

She used to teach in a college; her class was 100% Asian.. the kids were all either 1st/2nd Generation Indian or Pakistani.

One day, she was teaching some boring nonsense and said;
"Well you know.. it's like the Asians have landed"
Then realised her mistake
"ALIENS! ALIENS! NOT ASIANS!!" They didn't mind

TheKells

Was talking to a girl who said she liked me, I reply without thinking "pity the pretty girls dont feel the same" oops!:pac:

Daemos

Ctrl+Shift+Del

All problems solved

Ciaran187

Back in the days of school, my English teacher (a bit innocent) told us we're all working away like chinks. The walls bowed in with the sudden joint gasp of shock. She realised her mistake and explained she meant we're all working like chinks of a chain.

Not exactly a freudian slip but similar and funny!

Degag

sar84 wrote: »

accidentally changing 1 of the letters in facebook to something beside it on the keyboard = BAD BAD idea in work (& in general in fact). i better not say which letter!

Am curious now!

I'm sure you could say the letter as once you didn't link to it?!

aDeener

sar84 wrote: »

accidentally changing 1 of the letters in facebook to something beside it on the keyboard = BAD BAD idea in work (& in general in fact). i better not say which letter!

there is nothing wrong with having a flutter now and again on www.racebook.com

chem

Years ago me and the grand perants were in France. My grandad was keen to show off his french, and chuffed with his lingo so far. This day we were going to the next town for the market. So he started to ask directions to the railway station. Everyone he asked, just walked away laughing! One after another would just laugh in his face and walk away

At this stage he was getting hot under the collar :mad: so I took out the translator, and got him to repeat what he was asking.

"Hello I am looking for the railway" is what he ment to ask. Instead he had been asking people, "Hello I am looking for the war"

You can imagen what the french taught of an 88 year old man on the street, looking for the war.

Corkfeen

Ciaran187 wrote: »

Back in the days of school, my English teacher (a bit innocent) told us we're all working away like chinks. The walls bowed in with the sudden joint gasp of shock. She realised her mistake and explained she meant we're all working like chinks of a chain.

Not exactly a freudian slip but similar and funny!

My geography teacher used to always say that.:D Luckily we were an all irish school.

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.ripe.net The RIPE NCC is one of five Regional Internet Registries (RIRs) providing Internet resource allocations, registration services and co-ordination activities that support the operation of the Internet globally.

ripe.??? is a slightly different organisation , and it wasn't even Freudian , it was type type type enter OMFG !!! PANIC !!!! backspace

ashyle

My dyslexic sister was looking up her hotmail.com account years ago & spelled mail 'male'.. eep. She was like 12. Disturbing.

we'llallhavetea_old

not an online one, but after a stressful visit from my little niece i was handing her back to her dad and said "bye bye €unty" oops

Jesus Wept

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.ripe.net The RIPE NCC is one of five Regional Internet Registries (RIRs) providing Internet resource allocations, registration services and co-ordination activities that support the operation of the Internet globally.

ripe.??? is a slightly different organisation , and it wasn't even Freudian , it was type type type enter OMFG !!! PANIC !!!! backspace

Nothing ripe whatsoever. :eek:

To The North

you know that christmas song that goes "it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you"?

well i was messing around singing it to the OH in the kitchen of my parents house with my mother in the room when out of nowhere, i didn't intend this, i sang: "it's lovely weather for a slow ride together with you"

bit of an embarassing one especially considering i hadn't even intended singing it for a laugh, it just came out!

LizT

I was feeding my appetite for awful music, and I looked up Boyzone... but the web page I found was definitely not the one I was looking for!

steve_oh

man I hope zohan didnt get proper banned for getting involved in the thread.

Canard

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.ripe.net The RIPE NCC is one of five Regional Internet Registries (RIRs) providing Internet resource allocations, registration services and co-ordination activities that support the operation of the Internet globally.

ripe.??? is a slightly different organisation , and it wasn't even Freudian , it was type type type enter OMFG !!! PANIC !!!! backspace

My eyessssssssssssssss x____x

I was typing in 'hotmail.com', but after typing 'hot' I went to click it. I clicked 'search for hot'. It could've been worse, but I still closed it pretty quick. :P

Capt'n Midnight

DaPoolRulz wrote: »

Ctrl+Shift+Del

All problems solved

Ctrl+Alt+Backspace is also good

though you may have to sue AltGr-PrtSc-K on newer distros

Rovi

Freudian Slip: when you say one thing but mean your mother.

UpCork

lizt wrote: »

I was feeding my appetite for awful music, and I looked up Boyzone... but the web page I found was definitely not the one I was looking for!

I remember, I was a teenager when we first got the net and Boyzone were at the height of their fame and my idols. Needless to say they were the first page I wanted to search for.

Like you I got the extension wrong, think I typed .com instead of .net or something like that.

There that day, in one moment, I lost my innocence and nearly had a heart attack in case when my Mother looked at the Internet, she'd think I was looking up dodgy stuff.

Rovi

The correct URL for Leatherman Multi-Tools is www.leatherman.com

DO NOT put the term "leather man" in an image search and blithely hit the 'Search' button, especially if you have Safe Search switched off.

stateofflux

friend teaches guitar, he got an email from a female student enquiring about lessons....he replied and hit send too early ....saying...."just let me know what suits and i can bonk you in next wednesday"....she never got back strangely :pac:

my fav non web one was when i was working at reception with another guy in a rehearsal studio in town...a girl rock band were rehearsing and the lead singer was quite foxy and had quite large breasts....on the way out she says "thanks for everything, bye"....my coworker replies..."no problem , all the bust".....

classic....