Theres a Zombie behind you!

corglass

ok, I'll set the scene......

You're at your computer staring into the monitor (as you are doing right now)
and you hear the dreaded zombie gurgle breathing behind you . Short of throwing the mouse at it what EXACTLY do you do?


p.s. If you've a photo of the room/sketch of the room it would aid discussions hugely!

_SONIC_

well im sitting in the kitchen on a stool at the computer which is on the counter!! id most likely throw myself to the ground to my left towards the knives or maybe a brush!!! id call my family to lock all doors and then wed take down the zombie as a team!! just like in the diary of anne frank,. . . . oh wait maybe its spy kids

RoyalMarine

corglass wrote: »

ok, I'll set the scene......

You're at your computer staring into the monitor (as you are doing right now)
and you hear the dreaded zombie gurgle breathing behind you . Short of throwing the mouse at it what EXACTLY do you do?


p.s. If you've a photo of the room/sketch of the room it would aid discussions hugely!

are they slow zombies or rage zombies?

if slow, then id throw the monitor through the window and jump.

if rage, id wait for him to get close and throw the monitor over his head.

_SONIC_

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

are they slow zombies or rage zombies?

if slow, then id throw the monitor through the window and jump.

if rage, id wait for him to get close and throw the monitor over his head.

definately slow, we try deal with zombies not infected, well i do anyway!!

i like the way you would throw it over his head!!!;)

corglass

what about being cornered? surely some of you have computers in a corner, making escape almost impossible? Plus the monitor is usually attached with cables/cords etc. Not easy to do, and especially difficult if its a CRT?

Personally I think it's a lot more of a challenge then you think?
Would a mobile phone make a good missile?


or even jump up real fast and launch the chair your on backwards at the same time?
The chair attached would give you the vital few seconds to run towards the Z, launch one foot onto the chair and the other foot could strike its head off?

(as per dodgey image below)

RoyalMarine

_SONIC_ wrote: »

definately slow, we try deal with zombies not infected, well i do anyway!!

i like the way you would throw it over his head!!!;)

nice.

well, throw it over his head meant make him wear it like a hat?

something like this, except more gore and roar?

Evolute

If I'm sitting on a stool I'd hit him as hard as possible with the stool hopefully knocking him back a few steps then I would probably hit him with the biggest heaviest thing I could pick up which would probably be either the computer or the monitior.
Failing that try and take his head of with the stool hopefully one of the legs would break off in my hand and then I go stabby stabby time in his face:D

Valmont

I have a razor sharp hatchet two feet from my hands so I would be ok as long as it was only one zombie.

corglass

why have you a hatchet next to you valmont?

Micky Dolenz

corglass wrote: »

why have you a hatchet next to you valmont?

Becasue he is prepared, aren't you?

brummytom

Well I'm in the living room so I'd stab him in the face with the star from the tree.. would that hurt him?

Doctor DooM

*Looks around room*


Yeah, i'd go with the sword.

TPD

At the minute I'm in a tiny office, and the zombie would be blocking the exit. I'd stand up and push my chari back into the zombie in one motion, then turn around and push the chair with my foot till the zombie is squished against the shelves. Then sidestep out the door, lock it, come back with a shovel.

_SONIC_

brummytom wrote: »

Well I'm in the living room so I'd stab him in the face with the star from the tree.. would that hurt him?

or you could use it as a ninja star!!:cool:

Mahatma coat

in the office under my desk

I have two of these

and one of these


and now I couldnt possibly advise people to risk the warranty on their shiny nailguns, but we all know how to disengage the safety mechanisims

NOGMaxpower

I would simply bluden the fecker with my chair.

end of

antodeco

Id talk to him about my work issues and hopefully bore him enough to piss off

Siegfried

WHAT THE HELL? Throw my computer on a zombie ? No Way! I spend too much time on this machine to make it the best one. I would challenge him for a match on left 4 dead!

geeky

Mahatma coat wrote: »

in the office under my desk

I have two of these

and one of these


and now I couldnt possibly advise people to risk the warranty on their shiny nailguns, but we all know how to disengage the safety mechanisims

Mental note... Don't rob Mahatma Coat's office.

geeky

Ah, this kind of thing happens all the time. It calls itself my boss, but I know better. I just ask innocently about some thing that it promised to do two weeks ago, but clearly hasn't done a tap about. Then I'm zed-free (for about ten minutes).