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The Mega Lonely Hearts Thread

  • 30-12-2009 1:23pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭


    ... anyone able to recommend a forum I could chat in...? Just lighter-hearted stuff... y'know.... chase the blues away...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    ... anyone able to recommend a forum I could chat in...? Just lighter-hearted stuff... y'know.... chase the blues away...

    Seeing as there is no AH answer anymore. This will have to do....

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1292


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    ... anyone able to recommend a forum I could chat in...? Just lighter-hearted stuff... y'know.... chase the blues away...

    I always find this forum is great for a laugh.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1196


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Seeing as there is no AH answer anymore. This will have to do....

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1292
    ****, no - I'm not suicidal...
    I always find this forum is great for a laugh.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1196
    Acually, not living in Ireland, it kinda is :D

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    but is lonely feeling you.......?......;)

    edit, that comment was for when this was in A.H.

    edit, it's back here again, bloody hell, now i'm talking to myself.
    EDIT, I finally get the Joke in the AH Title.....::o:o:o


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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    adverts.ie > personal adverts > seeking friends

    Methinks you haz missed the point....

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    you could talk to me :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,510 ✭✭✭Hazys




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,861 ✭✭✭RobbieTheRobber


    Hazys wrote: »
    :eek: :mad::mad:


    Why?
    What has boards ever done to you?


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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Methinks you haz missed the point....

    Nope, Lonely Hearts.. I just thought I'd try fit in by linking to different forums like others did. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    I am 20 years old and seek a female companion for those long cold nights.

    I like long walks on the beach, a glass of wine in front of the fire, and YOU.

    Call me? Please? Really, do PLEASE! :(

    I'm so lonely!


    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    Desperate one aren't ya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    I am 20 years old and seek a female companion for those long cold nights.

    I like long walks on the beach, a glass of wine in front of the fire, and YOU.

    Call me? Please? Really, do PLEASE! :(

    I'm so lonely!


    :D

    What's your number? Oh please God I hope it's 8.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 809 ✭✭✭dylano_k


    Everyone gets ronery



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    I am 20 years old and seek a female companion for those long cold nights.

    I like long walks on the beach, a glass of wine in front of the fire, and YOU.

    Call me? Please? Really, do PLEASE! :(

    I'm so lonely!


    :D

    If you like a good pair of slacks and getting caught in the rain, I know someone right up your street.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    ASL?

    *A
    *Sad
    *Loner

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Hook up with Minidazzler.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    change the word wine to vodka and we'l talk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭Ridley


    RMD wrote: »
    Desperate one aren't ya.

    He's not even looking for GSOH! :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Ridley wrote: »
    He's not even looking for GSOH! :eek:

    Got Shoes On Head :confused:

    why would he be looking for that :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    change the word wine to vodka and we'l talk

    Have no vodka, might have some Everclear lying around! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You left out the part where you seek to borrow future GF's clothes ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,262 ✭✭✭Buford T Justice


    Everyone's looking for a Good Shag On Holiday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    You left out the part where you seek to borrow future GF's clothes ;)

    You have to ease them into that kind of thing! :D
    Everyone's looking for a Good Shag On Holiday

    Fcuk a good shag on holiday, that's the same pussy you been fcuking over here. Nothings changed!! She just makes you think it has so that you will bring her places!! That is unless it's a swingers holiday, in which case, I am game! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You have to ease them into that kind of thing! :D
    I doubt my clothes would fit you so i'm out :)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    You have to ease them into that kind of thing! :D


    don't you mean ease them out of them?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    I doubt my clothes would fit you so i'm out :)

    You would be VERY surprized I am quite slim! :) As long as you are size 10 I should fit.

    Would probably actually fit a size 8 top. Legs are a different story!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    Have no vodka, might have some Everclear lying around! :D

    pm sent;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    You would be VERY surprized I am quite slim! :) As long as you are size 10 I should fit.

    Would probably actually fit a size 8 top. Legs are a different story!
    Ha! I was a size 10 many many moons ago. I'm a whole lot of woman now ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I'm not a woman but I can pretend. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    I can testify that minidazzler is more awesome than 93% of the guys in this video.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Kiera wrote: »
    Ha! I was a size 10 many many moons ago. I'm a whole lot of woman now ;)

    You have a stable job and a steady income? I am always on the lookout for a sugah mama!!!! Haha

    6th: you rock!!! I amthat awesome!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    I didn't notice this thread here before :O so might as well give it a shot.



    25 y.o male from Ireland looking for a female (18-99) for friendship and maybe more!!
    Your appearance

    Hair colour
    -
    Black


    Eye colour
    -
    Baby Blue


    Build
    -
    muscular and fat


    Height
    -
    -5'11


    Profession
    -
    boards poster/apprentice electrician


    Body art
    -
    Neigh


    Race
    -
    caucasian

    Smoker
    -
    neigh


    Drinker
    -
    neigh drink is bad


    Drugs
    -
    neigh






    Your personal attributes

    Star Sign
    -
    Scorpio

    Religion
    -
    Scientoligist

    Newspaper I read
    -
    the one with the most hot girls pictures on it


    Education
    -
    pre Junior Cert







    Your personal information

    Practising religion
    - Scientology

    Sexuality
    -dunno yet never been been kissed

    Income
    - €15 an hour see ladies i can pay for a big mac meal.

    Employment
    - Employee?

    Diet
    - emmm i stick mainly to a mcdonalds and breakfast roll diet

    Want children-well if they turn out to be world class golfers why not

    Have children?
    -
    Can't say i do


    The five Items I could not live without

    Games,Boards,Star Trek,My Inhaler and Woman posing on magazines


    If I could be anywhere at the moment

    -emm in the arms of a beautiful woman i really hopes this blog post works Favourite movie or movie scene-Robin Hood Prince of thieves



    Song or album you'd take to a desert island

    Linkin Park-Meteora









    Last good book I read
    Playboy by Hugh Hefner it has some good articles in it

    What you're like and who you'd like-emmm a girl once described me as weird 0_0 and what I'm looking for in a girl am she has to be a hawt female,be able to cook the dinner and doesn't mind washing my dirty underpants




    What I am looking for:












    Age
    -
    18-99


    Height
    -
    Not Specified


    Within
    -
    Not Specified





    Race
    -
    Not Specified


    Smoker
    -
    Not Specified


    Religion
    -
    Not Specified




    fo the last section any girl will do my palms are gone too hairy :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Hello,

    Welcome to Lonely Hearts ..:)



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭DanGerMus


    6th wrote: »
    I can testify that minidazzler is more awesome than 93% of the guys in this video.


    Peter Kay @ 00:47


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    How could I forget the best of them all ..

    Now no-one's knocked upon my door
    For a thousand years, or more
    All made up and nowhere to go
    Welcome to this one man show
    Just take a seat, they're always free
    No surprise, no mystery
    In this theatre that I call my soul
    I always play the starring role, so lonely




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete




  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    mendusa wrote: »
    I didn't notice this thread here before :O so might as well give it a shot.

    I read this and then looked at your post count and thought - oh balls.

    :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    22 year old male, pretty, likes wearing body suits.

    Apply within.

    Someone please ride me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    A bit of classic for the lonely hearts



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