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Small Penis Alert - India

[Deleted User] · 2009-12-30 09:52:16

Condoms 'too big' for Indian men http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm What a burn on an entire country.. I'd be rippin!

30-12-2009 9:52am

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Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.

The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.
The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research. Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.

What a burn on an entire country.. I'd be rippin!

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#2 30-12-2009 9:59am

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Same here in South East Asia. There are local-sized condoms and then normal sized condoms.

The local ones are very, very tight.

A lot of people travelling SE Asia don't realise that and wonder why the condom is so uncomfortable.

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#3 30-12-2009 10:02am

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First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as its progenitors. Like gods, your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image. You have all served in public capacties in my terrestrial empire. Your seed, like yourselves, will pay deference to the ultimate dynasty which I alone have created. From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is law and order in the heavens.

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#4 30-12-2009 10:02am

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such small japanese penis..

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#5 30-12-2009 10:13am

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That would be an ecumenical matter...

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#6 30-12-2009 10:14am

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They obviously weren't using too many condoms over the years.:rolleyes:

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#7 30-12-2009 10:15am

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They have over 1 million gods.

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#8 30-12-2009 10:21am

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It's not the size, it's how you use it - proven by 1,139,964,932 Indians (in 2008)

PS: BBC News item linked is from 2006!!!

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#9 30-12-2009 10:22am

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Ganesh is graceful

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#10 30-12-2009 10:28am

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positron wrote: »

PS: BBC News item linked is from 2006!!!

It was on the side as one of the most read stories lol

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#11 30-12-2009 11:01am

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Did the perspective in the article's photo throw anybody else for a few seconds?! :pac:

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#12 30-12-2009 11:09am

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The corollary of this means there's no point us westerners trying it on with Indian birds as it would be akin to trying to fit a round peg into a small round hole.

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#13 30-12-2009 11:13am

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and we already had this yesterday!

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055782068

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#14 30-12-2009 11:19am

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Hugo Drax wrote: »

First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as its progenitors. Like gods, your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image. You have all served in public capacties in my terrestrial empire. Your seed, like yourselves, will pay deference to the ultimate dynasty which I alone have created. From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is law and order in the heavens.

This one is from india.

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#15 30-12-2009 11:20am

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Joey the lips.

Named after your father perhaps?

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#16 30-12-2009 11:22am

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How's the balls Joey?

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#17 30-12-2009 11:39am

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jimmycrackcorm wrote: »

The corollary of this means there's no point us westerners trying it on with Indian birds as it would be akin to trying to fit a round peg into a small round hole.

That statement taken within the contex of the thread title is kinda hard to grasp when one is a little hungover.......................:D

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#18 30-12-2009 11:57am

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2006.

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#19 30-12-2009 12:05pm

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Dunder Mifflin wrote: »

2006.

It's not like they got bigger since then.. Story still stands.

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#20 30-12-2009 12:17pm

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mine's bigger!

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#21 30-12-2009 12:18pm

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JIZZLORD wrote: »

mine's bigger!

Prove it.....

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#22 30-12-2009 12:18pm

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Helicopter.

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#23 30-12-2009 12:44pm

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Train

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#24 30-12-2009 12:46pm

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Dunder Mifflin wrote: »

2006.

They could have hit puberty since then!!

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#25 30-12-2009 12:59pm

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jimmycrackcorm wrote: »

The corollary of this means there's no point us westerners trying it on with Indian birds as it would be akin to trying to fit a round peg into a small round hole.

ha speak for yourself:o

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