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Ever wondered ....

  • 30-12-2009 9:49am
    #1
    mickmcgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭


    EVER WONDER ..

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Comments

  • #2
    mickmcgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭mickmcgee


    Only great minds can read this
    This is weird, but interesting!


    fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too


    Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

    i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it


  • #3
    Phoenix3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 580 ✭✭✭Phoenix3


    Cslas pciee

    Rgerads Poehinx


  • #4
    mickmcgee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭mickmcgee


    Last edited by Phoenix3; Today at 19:53. Reason: Mispell

    How could you mispell that,, lol

    mick


  • #5
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    OP, you left out one of life's unfair ones:

    Why there's an "s" in the word "lisp", making it damn awkward for someone with that affliction to tell other's what's wrong with them!


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