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Condoms too big for some apparently

  • 29-12-2009 9:15pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm
    The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture. Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.
    The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.



    So, I guess there you have it..... - SIZE MATTERS!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Yes, the size of the condom.

    No such thing as a small penis, only big vaginas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    SIZE MATTERS!!!!!!! :eek:

    Yeah, so open wider


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

    [/SIZE]


    So, I guess there you have it..... - SIZE MATTERS!!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    especailly when buying jonnys

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    So that's why Hindu's believe in reincarnation. They just really wanna be reborn as someone with a huge shlong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle



    That article is 3 years old...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    You hear that (Brummy)Tom?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    testicle wrote: »
    That article is 3 years old...

    Bleh, I doubt their peni have magically doubled in size since then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    testicle wrote: »
    That article is 3 years old...

    Weird. You are right but its currently in the top ten most read articles on bbc for some reason (num 4)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭schween


    I've noticed in the last while some really old articles making into the top 10. Strange.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    and so what penis come in a range of sizes so do vagina's big deal.
    It's important that condoms have a range of sizes and you use the right size or else you are looking at them breaking or slipping of more.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    So that's why there is such a large population there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Wow. I'm shocked.

    Some men have smaller mickeys than others.

    In other news, some women have bigger boobs than others.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler



    In other news, some women have bigger boobs than others.

    Pics or gtfo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    And here I thought the condom breaking was because I was so studly Thanks for destroying my self-esteem
    :*(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,528 ✭✭✭✭dsmythy


    Weird. You are right but its currently in the top ten most read articles on bbc for some reason (num 4)

    Number one now :D

    EDIT: number one shared story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    tut, condoms are for pussies


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Agricola wrote: »
    tut, condoms are for pussies
    Precisely? What else would they be for.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Finally, the Irish have found someone with smaller willies !!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,429 ✭✭✭testicle




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Nevore wrote: »
    Precisely? What else would they be for.

    Seems I should have put a wink on the end of that post!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Nevore wrote: »
    Precisely? What else would they be for.

    It was a pune, or a play on words.


    stolen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    Agricola wrote: »
    Seems I should have put a wink on the end of that post!
    So should I have. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Pics or gtfo!

    www.explosionsandboobs.com/

    :D

    Simply awe inspiring.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,193 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Finally a chance to shamelessy brag about my johnson....I've done a bit looking around into the whole condom situation in this country due to my size...I had to eventually buy condoms on the internet because they do not sell big enough ones here. Condoms here seem to vary between 52mm and 56mm in width...My guess is there isn't enough demand here to sell bigger which means the Irish curse must not be a myth. I'm talking width too not lenth...52mm long would be wierd!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,376 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Finally, the Irish have found someone with smaller willies !!

    lol at poor korea
    http://thebiggerpenisguide.blogspot.com/2008/09/average-penis-size-by-country.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    All joking aside, I generally have the opposite problem.

    Tbh, it is nothing more than annoying.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    CianRyan wrote: »
    All joking aside, I generally have the opposite problem.

    Tbh, it is nothing more than annoying.

    Use Mates instead of Durex. Durex are tiny.

    Have any of you ever seen Asian (as in Japanese/Chinese) porn? Jesus, those men have tiny baby dicks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    CianRyan wrote: »
    All joking aside, I generally have the opposite problem.

    Tbh, it is nothing more than annoying.

    http://www.smarthealth.ie/exs_50_packs/exs_magnum_xl_%2850%29/

    great place to source larger condom's here in ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    http://www.smarthealth.ie/exs_50_packs/exs_magnum_xl_%2850%29/

    great place to source larger condom's here in ireland.


    You can get bigger.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    AARRRGH wrote: »
    Use Mates instead of Durex. Durex are tiny.

    Have any of you ever seen Asian (as in Japanese/Chinese) porn? Jesus, those men have tiny baby dicks.
    http://www.smarthealth.ie/exs_50_packs/exs_magnum_xl_%2850%29/

    great place to source larger condom's here in ireland.


    Sound lads, not the responses I was expecting. haha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    Don't all the Indian Men have massive cocks in the old porno though. Maybe they have increased in size in three years!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    TheZohan wrote: »
    You can get bigger.

    I'm not sure if that'll keep the fleas off of her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    CianRyan wrote: »
    All joking aside, I generally have the opposite problem.

    Tbh, it is nothing more than annoying.

    Well hello there ;)

    Ah no, seriously, yeah, sometimes condoms are too big, sometimes they are too small. That's pretty obvious since not every penis is the same size.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 592 ✭✭✭Black Magic


    What harm if it's too big. Just put a bit of sticky tape on the end of it to keep it on.


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,957 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    And to suit those on a budget these can be ordered in bulk at wholesale rates.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,893 ✭✭✭The_B_Man


    whats wrong with the trusty old pack of chickatees? stick an elastic band on the end and ur sorted!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,745 ✭✭✭laugh


    CianRyan wrote: »
    All joking aside, I generally have the opposite problem.

    Tbh, it is nothing more than annoying.

    I hear ye, nothing worse than trying to squeeze on a tiny united colors of benetton condom when you must to get some.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭lorebringer


    Condoms are measured by girth, not length. Femidons are a standard size and are really weird to use - they are way bigger than needed and make a "chrisp packet" crunch. Not very sexy. But do have the advantage of not needing a size, thus can be used by big, small and inbetween sized blokes. Also, has anyone tried the condoms from Lidl or Aldi? I don't have personal experience of these but apparently they are teeny tiny - could give a guy an ego boost!

    www.smartpaddy.ie is a good place to get condoms for really good prices - in bulk ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Novella wrote: »
    Ah no, seriously, yeah,

    Careful now, this is after hours....talk like that will get you banned :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Careful now, this is after hours....talk like that will get you banned :p

    I only added that bit in to avoid looking like a perv :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    rossie1977 wrote: »

    Now we know why the Thai women are always marrying foreigners. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Cling Film ....one size fits all.


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