Just Had Fight With Dad

_Sword_

Tonight is my dad's 50th birthday and I was hanging up some decorations for his party earlier. Before he came home from work, I thought I'd watch some pron on his personal work laptop. I jizzed all over his keyboard and tried to clean it up the best I could but as I was doing it, my mother walked in the front door and I hadn't got time to delete the files. Now she has watched it and had a huge fight with my father when he came home for watching porn.

Now no one is talking....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

<doubles cheks that we are in AH and not PI>

I'd say fap, but...

Just watch more pron if no one's talking..

abouttobebanned

Put the Sword away...for God's sake...

ejmaztec

_Sword_ wrote: »

Tonight is my dad's 50th birthday and I was hanging up some decorations for his party earlier. Before he came home from work, I thought I'd watch some pron on his personal work laptop. I jizzed all over his keyboard and tried to clean it up the best I could but as I was doing it, my mother walked in the front door and I hadn't got time to delete the files. Now she has watched it and had a huge fight with my father when he came home for watching porn.

Now no one is talking....

Ah well, could be worse.

Haha.

Pushtrak

Is this fact or a clever ruse?

cloneslad

IBTL

I'm callin bull shit on this one. If not then provide the site address

Whosbetter?

_Sword_ wrote: »

Tonight is my dad's 50th birthday and I was hanging up some decorations for his party earlier. Before he came home from work, I thought I'd watch some pron on his personal work laptop. I jizzed all over his keyboard and tried to clean it up the best I could but as I was doing it, my mother walked in the front door and I hadn't got time to delete the files. Now she has watched it and had a huge fight with my father when he came home for watching porn.

Now no one is talking....

Goes to prove: If you live by the Sword, you will die by the Sword.

Biggins

I'm... aaa... speechless
You watched porn when you could have been conversing with us more earlier?

davyjose

HA HA HA!!!!

stovelid

Wouldn't she recognize your dad's jizz on sight by now?

john_d_baptist

its a struggle for me to find this remotely funny... what computer are you posting this thread on, and why werent you watching 'pron', as you call it, on the other PC.... semi literate (lying) moron

davyjose

_Sword_ wrote: »

... and had a huge fight with my father ...

A sword fight?

_Sword_

john_d_baptist wrote: »

its a struggle for me to find this remotely funny... what computer are you posting this thread on, and why werent you watching 'pron', as you call it, on the other PC.... semi literate (lying) moron

It's not supposed to be funny, moron.

Diabhal Beag

_Sword_ wrote: »

Tonight is my dad's 50th birthday and I was hanging up some decorations for his party earlier. Before he came home from work, I thought I'd watch some pron on his personal work laptop. I jizzed all over his keyboard and tried to clean it up the best I could but as I was doing it, my mother walked in the front door and I hadn't got time to delete the files. Now she has watched it and had a huge fight with my father when he came home for watching porn.

Now no one is talking....

Admit you did it. You are probably young so you can get away with it. Don't cockblock your father

davyjose

_Sword_ wrote: »

It's not supposed to be funny, moron.

It's fcukin hilarious dude.

brummytom

Go and come on yore ma's face.

Well, you might as well go the whole hog

MrStuffins

I hope the trolls are more entertaining in 2010!

TanG411

*sniff sniff*

I smell a troll.

jd007

Genuinely, this is one of the funniest threads in AH I've read in a while! :D


edit: Are you using the same laptop to post this?:pac:

Pushtrak

_Sword_ wrote: »

It's not supposed to be funny, moron.

I presume it wasn't supposed to be smart, either.

Dudess

stovelid wrote: »

Wouldn't she recognize your dad's jizz on sight by now?

Well of course there is one surefire way of finding out whose it is...

_Sword_

jd007 wrote: »

Genuinely, this is one of the funniest threads in AH I've read in a while! :D

Well I didn't come on here to make a show of myself!!! There's only one decent fvcking answer in 2 pages ffs

Amalgam

Larkin91 wrote: »

*sniff sniff*

I smell a troll.

More of a Milton like smell to me.

ronaneire

Whats the biz with all this jizz :rolleyes:

Hank Scorpio

nice work troll

jimmycrackcorm

No mess made if a notebook is used instead of a laptop. I always wondered about the difference...

bonerm

brummytom wrote: »

Go and come on yore ma's face.

Well, you might as well go the whole hog

You calling his ma a hog?

Sharpshooter

_Sword_ wrote: »

It's not supposed to be funny, moron.

Banned for Personal Abuse and trolling.

4zn76tysfajdxp

john_d_baptist wrote: »

its a struggle for me to find this remotely funny... what computer are you posting this thread on, and why werent you watching 'pron', as you call it, on the other PC.... semi literate (lying) moron

Banned.