Things your dog has found

Plowman

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My dog steals all of my socks and hides them in a pile in the kitchen..

I've a cat that carried a seagull into the house a while back too

brummytom

We don't have a dog so can I cheat?

Our cat dragged a dead Rabbit (completely whole, head, body, tail all in tact) through our small cat flap and then up the step to our breakfast room

Fair play to him, that must have taken some effort

AnonoBoy

In before the hilarious borderline sexist post substituting 'girlfriend' for 'dog'.

mikom

Plowman wrote: »

Things your dog has found

He walked backwards once, and found God.

Duff

mikom wrote: »

He walked backwards once, and found God.

Lies and blasphemy.

mikom

Duff wrote: »

Lies and blasphemy.

Might as well get hung for a sheep as a lamb.

PogMoThoin

My Mams dog came in one day with half a rabbit, fresh meat, with blood dripping everywhere, through the kitchen, all the way down the hall to the bedroom

Griffen262

The cat has brought rats to the back door...

The dog once stole the neighbours dogs bone before, it looked like the bone was got from the butchers as a present for their dog........it was a very BIG bone!!!

rohatch

8 year old carpets.

fcukin shoddy builders left them in the garden under the topsoil

phasers

He robbed a whole chicken from my neighbour's car boot once


serves her right for leaving it open :pac:

Tilt Gone

My dog Billy, found a girl dog once and pushed her all the way from the road, into our garden. She must have been really really heavy because he had to stand behind her, put his paws on her back and by perfoming some sort of back and forth motion with his bum nudge her ever so slighlty bit by bit up the garden.

In fairness, he looked really tired after it and had a lie down for about an hour afterwards.

Griffen262

..ohh and also a box of chocolates from my cousins car on christmas day a few years back, never really found out where the box went , we do know where the chocolates went though...:pac:

Plowman

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sorrywhat

brummytom wrote: »

our breakfast room

Whats a breakfast room? Like the kitchen?

Our dog nicked a leg of lamb from the kitchen in a B&B down the road from us.

Our other dog used to steal the eggs from the chicken coop in the next door neighbors garden and bring them into our kitchen fully in tact! Fresh eggs every morning!

bluto63

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He's insinuating that he watch a live doggy sex show

Plowman

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m5ex9oqjawdg2i

brummytom wrote: »

We don't have a dog so can I cheat?

Our cat dragged a dead Rabbit (completely whole, head, body, tail all in tact) through our small cat flap and then up the step to our breakfast room

Fair play to him, that must have taken some effort

Not really, since rabbit is what cats eat in the wild, along with birds, rodents and other small animals...

brummytom

sorrywhat wrote: »

Whats a breakfast room? Like the kitchen?

The place where we eat. Next to the kitchen

Ainsley Immense Shopkeeper wrote: »

Not really, since rabbit is what cats eat in the wild, along with birds, rodents and other small animals...

Yeah but it was the sheer fact he managed to drag such a massive rabbit through such a small cat-flap and keep it completely intact. The worst was when he used to bring in half-dead/half-live mice or birds in; they'd go mental and run or fly all over the place

citizen_p

golf balls mainly...but once he found a green smoke grenade

fully intact.... the army do be near the area i was....once or twice a year

KeelanM90

Ours steals baby jesus from next door yearly but for some reason leaves all the others there

jigglywoo

A few years ago either our dog or a neighbour's dog dragged a huge pink animal organ in to our garden...

bluto63

brummytom wrote: »

The place where we eat. Next to the kitchen

The dining room? Or does the name change based on the time of day? And when you have guests over can it be referred to the drinking room or the poker room? If you bring a dun bell into it does it become your gym?

Poor Uncle Tom

jigglywoo wrote: »

A few years ago either our dog or a neighbour's dog dragged a huge pink animal organ in to our garden...

and I bet he couldn't even play it....:D

brummytom

bluto63 wrote: »

The dining room? Or does the name change based on the time of day? And when you have guests over can it be referred to the drinking room or the poker room? If you bring a dun bell into it does it become your gym?

Nope; the dining room's down the corridor, opposite the living room. We mainly only use that when we have guests though

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

brummytom wrote: »

The place where we eat. Next to the kitchen



Yeah but it was the sheer fact he managed to drag such a massive rabbit through such a small cat-flap and keep it completely intact. The worst was when he used to bring in half-dead/half-live mice or birds in; they'd go mental and run or fly all over the place

Ah sorry, yea that's a feat in itself...

Cats and dogs are odd... they do the whole collecting of half dead animals they caught and deliver them to their master. It's very very good if they do this for you imo. It's great to see tamed animals still able to fend for themselves in the wild. Our dog used to hunt for rabits and the likes...

genericguy

i brought my dog on a walk once and he found a bag of weed up the road, and then on the way home found a e20 note.

dogs are outstanding.

phasers

brummytom wrote: »

Nope; the dining room's down the corridor, opposite the living room. We mainly only use that when we have guests though

Are you taking the piss? You have 2 rooms just for eating?

Queen-Mise

Our tom cat once brought a cock (feather variety) back to house. Amazing part was he it was six gardens away hence six fences. He couldnt get it through cat flap. So it was left outside on the step. Gave us a shock when we opened door in the morning.

He also brought back live rats and would 'play' with them in the kitchen. The rats didnt see it that way.

brummytom

phasers wrote: »

Are you taking the piss? You have 2 rooms just for eating?

No and Yes..? Don't most people?
But there's only 5 of us so we use the Breakfast Room most the time.

BluesBerry

brummytom wrote: »

No and Yes..? Don't most people?
But there's only 5 of us so we use the Breakfast Room most the time.

Ermm no I just have a kitchen :eek:

Brummy do you live in a mansion?;)

brummytom

BluesBerry wrote: »

Ermm no I just have a kitchen :eek:

Brummy do you live in a mansion?;)

Nope just a house But it's bigger than anyone I know so I win.


The top floor used to be a Victorian Brothel... just thought I'd mention that

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BluesBerry

the mammys cat brought in a bird to her kitchen half alive it was squaking in agony and the cat prowling around after it

I hate touching birds but we put it into a basket (with the use of a dustpan) and brought it to the vets it was a horrible experience which I never want to go through again the cat now has 5 bells but its sly and knows to bite off the bells so now only has 2 on her now

ToxicPaddy

BluesBerry wrote: »

the cat now has 5 bells but its sly and knows to bite off the bells so now only has 2 on her now

cats are natural predators so I dont think thats gonna work.. they will always find a way to get around little problems like that

Our dog comes back with the most bizarre stuff, there were a bunch of workmen working on a place up the road from us and he used to come down every morning with one of their plastic bags containing their lunch and sit down to enjoy it in the sun.. was very funny.. we eventually had to go up and warn them about him so they could hide the bags..