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Interspecies fornication.

  • 28-12-2009 2:14am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭


    So, what's your opinion on the subject?

    For? Against? Don't care? What would you say if you found out a loved one was interested, or even actively participating, in it?

    It's been a taboo subject for so long and I honestly don't know why. It's not something I'd be into but I see no harm in it assuming all parties involved know the risks (big horse dick).

    So, your opinions?

    What's your opinion on others shagging sheep? 61 votes

    All for it.
    0% 0 votes
    Jesus no!
    21% 13 votes
    Meh, as long as there aren't any 'donkey show pride' parades.
    65% 40 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    13% 8 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    If a Welshman wants to fuck a sheep he's welcome to, I wouldn't expect anything less.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Do Mermaids count?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Charco wrote: »
    Do Mermaids count?

    Human head/fish bottom or fish head/human bottom?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭steve french


    why would someone start this thread, to see how long it takes to get closed?:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Charco wrote: »
    Do Mermaids count?

    cant count very high but they do count waves when they get bored.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    You mean like normal people and Cork people? No way thats just sick.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,382 ✭✭✭✭AARRRGH


    I'm going to give a serious answer: against. Here's why...

    Viruses tend to become dangerous when they jump species. For example, dogs might be host to certain harmless viruses, but when they get passed to humans (via sexual contact) they effect us differently, possibly with fatal consequences.

    So if you're going to **** your dog, do us a favour and wear a condom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Human head/fish bottom or fish head/human bottom?

    Indeed this is a question that I have long pondered in drunken discussions with my friends. Is it beastiality if the bottom half is woman and the top half fish? I say no, but others would disagree. At the end of the day I would have to go for top half woman, its just less wierd tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    ZooTube ftw :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Charco wrote: »
    Indeed this is a question that I have long pondered in drunken discussions with my friends. Is it beastiality if the bottom half is woman and the top half fish? I say no, but others would disagree. At the end of the day I would have to go for top half woman, its just less wierd tbh.

    I'm going to agree with you on all points made :)
    why would someone start this thread, to see how long it takes to get closed?
    This one has been open quite a while and lets be honest; it's essentially a spin off thread.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Jesus no!
    What the hell is wrong with people like that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    So this is what it's come down to. A thread on bestiality. God it's a slow night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    GaNjaHaN wrote: »
    Jesus no!
    What the hell is wrong with people like that?

    Not everyone shares the same preference, you might like leather boots, they like the source.

    What about inanimate objects? Can you argue against that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,257 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I can't answer the question, I'm feeling a little hoarse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭ToniTuddle


    As long as the animals give their consent.
    That's the important thing here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Isn't a Mexican riding a pig how Swine Flu came along?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    So this is what it's come down to. A thread on bestiality. God it's a slow night.

    Any night that ends with beastiality is far worse than just a slow one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Isn't a Mexican riding a pig how Swine Flu came along?

    No, thats how Mary Harney was conceived.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Charco wrote: »
    Any night that ends with beastiality is far worse than just a slow one.

    You're right. I'm sure all of us at one stage has bedded a heifer or two.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭NiamhDunk


    baz2009 wrote: »
    Isn't a Mexican riding a pig how Swine Flu came along?

    i was with a pig last night and i got a lot more bang for my buck than swine flu!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    Seachmall wrote: »
    So, what's your opinion on the subject?

    For? Against? Don't care? What would you say if you found out a loved one was interested, or even actively participating, in it?

    It's been a taboo subject for so long and I honestly don't know why. It's not something I'd be into but I see no harm in it assuming all parties involved know the risks (big horse dick).

    So, your opinions?

    Cliffs: Op likes beastiality, afraid to admit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    It's interspecies EROTICA, fucko.

    On a more serious note, I found this to be both morbidly fascinating and downright disturbing.

    Relax- it's just an article from Bizarre Magazine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    RMD wrote: »
    Cliffs: Op likes beastiality, afraid to admit.

    I ain't afraid of nothing!

    Man, sometimes I wish we had penguins in Ireland. I'd name him Raul and we'd run off to Mexico together. Oh sweet Raul, where art thou? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Human head/fish bottom or fish head/human bottom?


    breats do indicate their a mammal, but the female top part means they have to come up for air..


    atleast you can eat their ****e... not listen to it :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    ToniTuddle wrote: »
    As long as the animals give their consent.
    That's the important thing here.

    And they have to be over 17!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Not everyone shares the same preference, you might like leather boots, they like the source.

    What about inanimate objects? Can you argue against that?


    mqde me think of this!:D

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2570910/Amy-Wolfe-has-fallen-in-love-with-fairground-ride.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,475 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    I don't think that you'll find one kerryman to that disagrees with it :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,044 ✭✭✭gcgirl


    brummytom wrote: »
    If a Welshman wants to fuck a sheep he's welcome to, I wouldn't expect anything less.

    Whats a Sheep tied up to a pole in Cardiff Called ?
    A Leisure Center


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,125 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I saw a video of a horse riding a woman one time...

    didn't end well


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii



    Lol! She needs to go easy on the candy floss!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I'm speechless concerning the subject of this thread! :pac:


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Never did Captain Kirk or Commander Riker any harm tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    The weird thing is, if you are talking about a horse/donkey/cow/big dog, the animals kinda have to 'consent', or at least be indifferent to the activities discussed.
    Any big animal would be able to kick and bite someone if it objected to their.....ministrations...so I suppose you could say that certain elements of beastiality could be consensual.

    There is also the argument that we eat and skin animals for our purposes, why not use them to sate our sexual appetites?


    Tbh though, the whole idea is just minging.
    If I want to sleep with some messy, hairy beast, I will peruse the leftovers from Coppers on a Saturday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    Anybody else think Helena Bonham Carter was pretty hot in Planet of the Apes?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭fintonie


    Anybody else think Helena Bonham Carter was pretty hot in Planet of the Apes?

    we have a tendency to look past alot of things when dealing with a superior race.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Biggins wrote: »
    I'm speechless concerning the subject of this thread! :pac:
    I think you may be doing it wrong....:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Few years back I seen a Golden Labrador shagging the best looking chick you could imagine. Stunning chick, cold easily have been a super model.

    For some reason his paws were bandadged and he was wearing Blues Brother shades and looking right into the camera..

    The chick was screaming and cumming and looking at her boyfriend saying 'Oh my gawd.." this.." and "Oh my gawd.." that.

    All I could think of, as I stared right into this dogs face (? :D) was, 'You jammy bas*ard'.


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