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who would you shag???

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,433 ✭✭✭✭thomond2006


    They're both sheep...hard to choose...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    ANARCHY ON TEH INTERNETS!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 447 ✭✭bluecatmorgana


    Bertie Ahern..........he's a bit like a teddy bear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭pikachucheeks


    I'd choose neither.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,445 ✭✭✭Jako8


    You're on a roll.

    Two crap threads in the space of 10 minutes. You sir, have mastered the art of posting in After Hours. :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    RHunce wrote: »
    your ma!

    Bertie then?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Bertie obviously.

    Stupid question.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭remus808


    Brian Lenihan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    Jako8 wrote: »
    You're on a roll.

    Two crap threads in the space of 10 minutes. You sir, have mastered the art of posting in After Hours. :pac:

    Well constructed and inciteful post, well done sir.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Bertie Ahern but only to get to his blonde daughter, the one that writes books and stuff.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Threesome ftw!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,086 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Magnus wrote: »
    Threesome ftw!

    Leave them both to each other and go make yourself a nice sandwich. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭Whosbetter?


    Both.

    They rode us rigid for years!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Brian Cowen, who could resist that accent?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    o1s1n wrote: »
    Leave them both to each other and go make yourself a nice sandwich. :pac:

    Or leave the two of them to each other and make a nice porno. Then sell it for a fortune.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,086 ✭✭✭✭o1s1n
    Master of the Universe


    Or leave the two of them to each other and make a nice porno. Then sell it for a fortune.

    That's one lens that will require a lot of vaseline.

    So much vaseline.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭yaaaboy


    Probably bertie cos it would last longer


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    o1s1n wrote: »
    That's one lens that will require a lot of vaseline.

    So much vaseline.

    Are you planning on shoving the camera up their arses or something?

    Edit: Wait a minute. I understand what you mean now. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Bertie hands down


    his pants


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    Bertie seems like a party animal so you wouldn't get much commitment from him.
    Cowen seems like he would be there for you in times of need but for sheer excitement and for a wild time have to go with Bertie:cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Bertie is a roide


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Four-Percent


    RMD wrote: »
    Well constructed and inciteful post, well done sir.
    Insightful. If you're gonna be a smartarse, do it right :pac:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    i think there is less chance of suffocating/crushed/in severe agony with Bertie tbh.


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,978 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    I don't like this poll, there's no Atari Jaguar option, which is really needed when all the other options are so so so ..................*shudder*

    If I had to choose, it'd be Bertie, purely because he's slightly more do-able than the Jabba the Hut/Mr Potato Head lookalike. I'd probably need a whack on the head afterwards though, just to erase the memories.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Pingu-D


    Lets be honest bertie spends all that money on make up.....least he makes the effort like!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,877 ✭✭✭stripysocks85


    Fitzg wrote: »
    Bertie Ahern :p

    or

    Brian Cowen :pac:
    Your "What should I ask?" thread didn't seem to be a winner, don't think this one is either TBH. Not that I can think of anything better for a thread title...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    that's easy

    the answer is phasers of course.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Ah jaysus look at those results, I feel a bit bad for Brian Cowen now...

    Giz 3 bottles of JD and I'll give him a rattle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,900 ✭✭✭rannerap


    im with toots,atari jaguar ftw!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Atari Shaguar


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    phasers wrote: »
    Bertie is a roide


    Incisive, well constructed, and loaded with wit and gravitas is that reply


    Well done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Almost impossible to tell with Cowen which end is his head and which end is his ass. If you weren't really careful you could end up buggering his face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Bertie Ahern but only to get to his blonde daughter, the one that writes books and stuff.

    ewww !!!
    brummytom wrote: »
    Brian Cowen, who could resist that accent?


    ewww!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Thet both shagged me.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 450 ✭✭xw2lj9uspm1eyh


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Thet both shagged me.:(
    So you can tell us which one of them is a tiger in the bedroom.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Incisive, well constructed, and loaded with wit and gravitas is that reply


    Well done.
    Thanks, I really appreciated your fascinating contribultion to this deep, important thread as well.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Great poll.

    I wouldn't poll any!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Pitching or catching?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,685 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    Where's Mary Harney when you need her?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I'd pitch it into Bertie.

    I'd catch from Brian.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    mendusa wrote: »
    So you can tell us which one of them is a tiger in the bedroom.

    Both, celtic tigers they were, :D


  • Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,978 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    I'd pitch it into Bertie.

    I'd catch from Brian.

    I'd be concerned about what else you might catch from Brian.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    yaaaboy wrote: »
    Probably bertie cos it would last longer

    Yeah,esp after he exaggerates it in a book.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    Bibi Baskin :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 431 ✭✭punkindrublic


    Bertie for sure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 961 ✭✭✭TEMPLAR KNIGHT


    death by snu snu?



    no thank you!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    O dear lord, what a choice!
    I'd have to go for Bertie.
    Lord knows with his selective memory he'd supposedly forget about it in ten minutes - and then I could ask him if he had any good tips for horses!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Bertie Ahern but only to get to his blonde daughter, the one that writes books and stuff.

    I hear ya, oh boy do I hear ya .. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    dannym08 wrote: »
    i think there is less chance of suffocating/crushed/in severe agony with Bertie tbh.

    Also less chance it'll be considered beastiality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭beauty101


    Bertie...i'd vomit on Brian if I looked at him during...eugh


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