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Couldn't sleep on Christmas Eve

  • 27-12-2009 4:50pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭


    I had some problems getting to sleep on Christmas Eve. It was about half three before I got to sleep. I went back to my mother's house for Christmas Eve, little did I know my brother would bring back some girl to spend the night pounding away. The cheek of him, my Grandmother and mother were sleeping in the next room.


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    Boo hoo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Should've asked Santa for ear plugs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,071 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    That's just not right.. If I had of done that while I lived at home my mam would have kicked me out of the house.. and rightly so


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I had some problems getting to sleep on Christmas Eve. It was about half three before I got to sleep. I went back to my mother's house for Christmas Eve, little did I know my brother would bring back some girl to spend the night pounding away. The cheek of him, my Grandmother and mother were sleeping in the next room.


    Ah well at least somebody ie , Grandmother and mother got some sleep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Should've asked Santa for ear plugs.


    ....or a bucket of water


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    ....or a bucket of water

    And a pony.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,801 ✭✭✭✭Gary ITR


    You begrudging the poor lad an aul ride at christmas? What kind of brother/sister are you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Riverpineapple


    To be fair to him he was trying to be quiet but I could quite clearly hear the bed squeaking away.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    To be fair to him he was trying to be quiet but I could quite clearly hear the bed squeaking away.

    WD-40 and that'll sort it right out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,406 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Why didnt you call seconds?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    Should have had some Blue Steak!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    That's just not right.. If I had of done that while I lived at home my mam would have kicked me out of the house.. and rightly so
    Maybe some parents are ok with it.

    Although I do think it's weird to bring someone back to your parents' house for a one-night stand, even if the parents are ok with it. And on Christmas Eve! Some Christmas morning that would make... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Riverpineapple


    Dudess wrote: »
    Maybe some parents are ok with it.

    Although I do think it's weird to bring someone back to your parents' house for a one-night stand, even if the parents are ok with it. And on Christmas Eve! Some Christmas morning that would make... :D

    She didn't stay the night, just got her bit and left.

    My mam told me before that he often sneaks women out of his room but she pretends not to know about it so she doesn't embarrass him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    To be fair to him he was trying to be quiet but I could quite clearly hear the bed squeaking away.

    You couldn't get to sleep because you were arguing with yourself over whether you should eat blue steak or not.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055780243

    Are you sure that your mother and granny weren't in the same room as your brother and his gf? They could all have been playing tag-rugby.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Dudess wrote: »
    Maybe some parents are ok with it.

    Although I do think it's weird to bring someone back to your parents' house for a one-night stand, even if the parents are ok with it. And on Christmas Eve! Some Christmas morning that would make... :D

    Wouldn't bother me but only if she brought me a present.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Who brings someone home for a one-night stand on Christmas Eve?

    How would Santa know where to leave her presents if she's not at home?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    How would Santa know where to leave her presents if she's not at home?

    Her present takes 9 months to make.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Her present takes 9 months to make.

    Some manner of complicated hand-carved rocking horse?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    She didn't stay the night, just got her bit and left.

    My mam told me before that he often sneaks women out of his room but she pretends not to know about it so she doesn't embarrass him.

    Perhaps the family should all chip in so's he can afford the whole night. Some people are so selfish.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Some manner of complicated hand-carved rocking horse?

    Hand carved by a man with no hands. Very damn complicated indeed.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Just be happy that your brother got the Christmas present he asked for.


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