Angleshooting douchebag in the Jackpot last night

LegacyUser

Going anon on this for obv reasons, I fear for my safety if my identity gets out

Hello, I'm a newbie on boards, first time postore long time readore lol.

Anyway, was having a friendly game of the pokores in my local haunt the jackpot last night, had a few drinks on me but nothing I can't handle , when an interesting hand crops up against this angle shooting douchebag, and I wanna know how my fellow boardsies would handle it.

This moron raises 7 utg and I snap w/ k8o in the BB because I knew I was ahead because of the shít he'd been raising with earlier. I, as a friendly man of amicable nature, announce my hand to the table partly as a gesture of good will and also to show how badly I was going to outplay this fish after the flop. He replies with "cool mate" and some other nonsense I couldn't make out.

Anyway, I obv gin the flop when it comes k8x and I can barely stop lol'ing myself as I balance my play beautifully with a donk lead into this over aggro fool, because he wont know how to handle it. He of course gets the money in with tpnk (I had earlier seen him call a raise with a 5 and a 6, so this came as no shock to me). He than starts rabbiting on about some kind of ruling and tries to angle shoot my stack off me.

Being a letigous man by nature, I smelled a rat immediately and called over the TD. They back up this rule, but can produce no such rule in writing. What is this nonsense about? We exchange heated words for a half an hour while this donk is lol'ing and counting his ill gotten gains in front of me. So what would you have done in this spot? He insultingly offers me my stack back, half the pot which was obviously alot smaller than my equity when the chips went in which was a net loss for justice, I mean how does this donk not run an ICM in this spot to come up with a fairer numbers? What kind of reg's does the jackpot have anyway?

So how would you have handled this situation? Like a gent, like me, or would you have justifabley texted your mates to ask him to step outside, smash a bottle over his head and f-ck up.

The Recliner

This is not a PI

You should post in the poker forum for this sort of thing and suggesting violence will get you banned