The Wrestling Rhyming Game

The Bull

Ok had a though for a game during the Christmas period.

The Christmas Wrestling Rhyming Game is where each poster gets to post two lines. The idea is that they must rhyme and carry on like a poem,
You can post as many times as u like but not directly under your own previous post. Also try and keep it on a wrestling or christmas theme or both if u can.

I guess u can just cut and paste the posts as they are posted, add and then highlight your own two lines in red.

Ok i kick it off

Did you hear the one about CM Punk,
He's always on Smackdown talkin Junk,

Vince135792003

Did you hear the one about CM Punk,
He's always on Smackdown talkin Junk

Jim Cornette left TNA and he is very angry,
Russo booked a North Pole match with Rudolph against Santy

Dancor

Jim Cornette left TNA and he is very angry,
Russo booked a North Pole match with Rudolph against Santy

Hagon got mad, Bishoff was sad
Buttsex with Knobs and Beefcake was had

chopperbyrne

Hogan got mad, Bishoff was sad
Buttsex with Knobs and Beefcake was had

AJ and friends were too energetic,
Jericho chimed in "This is pathetic!"

HorseRadish

AJ and friends were too energetic,
Jericho chimed in "This is pathetic!"

2009 wasnt good for John Cena
All his fans grew up and got meaner!

JP Liz

2009 wasnt good for John Cena
All his fans grew up and got meaner!

Then came Sheamus who got the win
took Cena's title with very pale skin

Jolt2007

Then can Sheamus who got the win
took Cena's title with very pale skin

Chris Masters is finally getting respect
Because of his magical dancing pec

Spike_irl

Chris Masters is finally getting respect
Because of his magical dancing pec

The respect he got was from a man called Ozzy
Now Please respect us and send the other Chris back to Fozzy

glenjamin

The respect he got was from a man called Ozzy
Now Please respect us and send the other Chris back to Fozzy

Out of the snow came The Big Show
Hopefully heading towards the exit with John Cena in tow

flahavaj

Out of the snow came The Big Show
Hopefully heading towards the exit with John Cena in tow

On Monday Nights, its Hogan Vs Hart
In a battle to see who's the biggest old fart

JP Liz

On Monday Nights, its Hogan Vs Hart
In a battle to see who's the biggest old fart

So who will shine bright in 2010
TNA or WWE which one will win

JP Liz V1

I'm gonna bump this thread seeing as VD (meaning Valentine's Day) is coming up - maybe a mod might please change the title to The Wrestling Rhyming Game

The Wrestling Rhyming Game is where each poster gets to post two lines. The idea is that they must rhyme and carry on like a poem or limerick. You can post as many times as u like but not directly under your own previous post.

I guess u can just cut and paste the posts as they are posted, add and then highlight your own two lines in red.

Penn

So who will shine bright in 2010
TNA or WWE which one will win

CM Punk's new friend, is now a bald chick
Her head is real smooth, go on and give it a lick

RichieLawlor

paddyirishman85 wrote: »

CM Punk's new friend, is now a bald chick
Her head is real smooth, go on and give it a lick
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I miss The Rock and a guy called Stone Cold
Lets bring the Hurricane back to the fold

paddyismaddy

I miss The Rock and a guy called Stone Cold
Lets bring the Hurricane back to the fold

roses are red violets are blue
tna sucks now and as kurt said its true its true

RichieLawlor

paddyismaddy wrote: »

I miss The Rock and a guy called Stone Cold
Lets bring the Hurricane back to the fold

roses are red violets are blue
tna sucks now and as kurt said its true its true

Everybodys got a price For the Million Dollar man
Into the hall of fame he goes, alongside Hogan, Monsoon and The Brain