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Ho Ho Ho...Merry Christmas!

  • 24-12-2009 10:28am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭


    Ho ho ho folks, Archie Claus has decided to deliver his presents one day early so as not to be distracted from his Christmas dinner tomorrow. Ive got some presents for some of the regulars here, let me just dip into my sack and find them....

    Let's see, what have we here...Oh this is for young Mr. Alan, got your letter weeks ago! Merry Christmas!

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    Hmm....up next is young Desmond, hope you get loads of enjoyment out of these over the coming year! Ho ho ho!

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    Lets not forget our dear moderators, young Xavi wrote his letter all the way back in February! I was a bit surprised, but it is Christmas, so he gets what he asked for! Ho ho ho!

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    As for young mink_man, well there is no chimney at the mental institution, so Im just going to leave these outside in the car park. Merry Christmas!

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    For the resident Chelsea fan among us, CHD, I know youve been waiting a long time for this particular gift. I realise you had saved up for one, and were about to get it in May 2008 but for some cruel older boys! Here you go fellow! (Sorry its not the real thing!)

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    Bobbysands is next, and no need to thank me! Ho ho ho!

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    Let me see whats next....oh....looks like this is for the delightful little fellow ntlbell! Merry Christmas!

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    Archie Claus' sack was mighty heavy, so he didnt have room for many more gifts. Im afraid you lovely lot in the Liverpool thread will have to share this one!

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    And as for the rest of you, well, Archie Claus regrets to inform you that you all appeared on the naughty list this year, so he has no option but to leave you all with lumps of COLE......ho ho ho, pun-tastic....

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    :o:o:p

    Ho ho ho, Meeeeeerry Christmas!



    Ah no lads, in all seriousness, just want to wish each and every one of ye the happiest of Christmas and the most prosperous new year ye can achieve. I know there's an awful lot of bickering and arguing here, but at the end of the day Im assuming we all see it for the harmless banter that it is, and a means of distracting us from work, or our studies, or just the hassle that is everyday life. Its been a tough year - the recession has hit our country hard, some of us may have lost our jobs, some of us may have even lost loved ones - we certainly lost somebody dear to us here at the soccer forum in Eirebhoy (God bless him) - but we always have each other here, and even though the only thing that can seem to unite us at times is those cheating French bastards, I guess we're not the worst bunch in the world. All the best to ye lads, enjoy the holidays!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Lol we have a new contender for Post of the Year :D

    Pity you had to go all ghey at the end ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Lol we have a new contender for Post of the Year :D

    Pity you had to go all ghey at the end ;)

    Well sir....

    ...I hate to use foul language...

    but....

    .....be nice you big silly goose!

    :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,613 ✭✭✭mormank


    merry christmas one and all!! Xavi am i right in thinking that it doesnt feel like christmas at all over here in oz as it is too warm and christmas decorations arent everywhere etc...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    mormank wrote: »
    merry christmas one and all!! Xavi am i right in thinking that it doesnt feel like christmas at all over here in oz as it is too warm and christmas decorations arent everywhere etc...

    Yeah mate it is very weird. The first year was a bit of a shock cause it really isn't the same. Normally I get gee eyed down the local with the lads then stumble home in the freezing cool in a t-shirt. Good times and you definitely miss the proper Christmas buzz.

    However that sentimentality can go fuck itself when I'm having a barbecue breakfast on the beach in 35 degree heat tomorrow! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,493 ✭✭✭eddiehead


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    However that sentimentality can go fuck itself when I'm having a barbecue breakfast on the beach in 35 degree heat tomorrow! :D

    Bah humbug!! I want this!:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,006 ✭✭✭✭The Muppet


    Good mar Archimedes for creating boards equivalent to No mans land 1915.

    I though the soppy bit at the end was quite touching in a masculine awkward hug type of way and not the Ghey kissing on the cheek way as alluded to by one of our overlords.


    Happy christmas to everyone here.




    Except the liverpool supporters


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,006 ✭✭✭✭The Muppet


    Ah feck it its christmas a specially merry chistmas to the Liverpool supporters, but I'll stop short of wishing you a happy new year, I hope you understand.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,625 ✭✭✭✭Johner


    eddiehead wrote: »
    Bah humbug!! I want this!:pac:

    I'd rather freeze my tits off at St Andrews stephens day watching Drogba bang in a hat-rick. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Thats made me laugh (mainly cos I was expecting the usal lame seasonal crap!). Well done Archimedes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,153 ✭✭✭everdead.ie


    Merry Christmas excellent post:D


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  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Genuinely laughed at that Archi. Happy Christmas to all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    Merry Christmas all and excellent post Archimedes!

    I had the Aussie xmas last year,surf and turf for dinner out the back garden in 34 degrees after going for a swim,must admit I'm looking forward to tomorrows home at Mammy's more!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,469 ✭✭✭✭SlickRic


    Merry Christmas one and all.

    it's been a good year in here.

    barely a dull moment in sight, and as was alluded to, it's all in the name of good fun and proper banter.

    drink and be merry good sirs and madames...

    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    here here...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Merry Christmas, I'm definitely more of a lurker than a poster, but Happy Christmas! Thanks for giving me all the entertaining reading over the year :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    Merry Christmas All.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,399 ✭✭✭✭Thanx 4 The Fish


    Merry christmas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,599 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Merry Christmas chaps.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,658 ✭✭✭✭Peyton Manning


    Morning all!

    Good Christ, I cannot wait for Christmas Dinner. Popped downstairs to get a drink there, and seen the Turkey and the Ham, and all the vegetables prepared. Its so far away :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,953 ✭✭✭✭Headshot


    Happy christmas all


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Archimedes wrote: »
    Morning all!

    Good Christ, I cannot wait for Christmas Dinner. Popped downstairs to get a drink there, and seen the Turkey and the Ham, and all the vegetables prepared. Its so far away :(

    Never mind Christmas dinner mate.... Wait until about 7 or 8pm and have a giant sandwich with ham and turkey. Fcuking amazing.

    Christmas sandwich FTW


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭Beau x1


    Merry Christmas to all of you,

    Arsenal are busy training today to kick some ass on Sunday and I'm going to smoke some, eat the beautiful dinner on the way, kick back and chill out.

    Happy days.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    A Hoopy Christmas to all


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    LOL, great post OP.

    Happy xmas to all :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭GO'S


    happy new year :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    WP great post.


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