Things I've always wondered about...

CrazyRabbit

1. If you have an escalator that is moving upwards and you send a slinky downwards from the top, will it continue on 'falling' forever?

2. Has anyone ever actually seen a cat that died because it was curious?

3. Why doesn't cat food come in mouse flavour?

4. Why is dog/cat food healthier than the food we eat ourselves?

5. What was going through the mind of the person who came up with the idea of yanking on a cows udder and drinking what came out?

7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

8. Shampoo comes in so many colors, so why is the lather on your head always
white?

9. Can a dyslexic read Braille properly?

10. Why is it that so many people don't notice it when you skip a number in list?

TheZohanS

Moved to The Cuckoo's Nest.

stripysocks85

...................I know those 'wonderings' were taken directly off an internet site, as I've seen them before. Therefore, they are not original and lose all kudos. So I'm wondering, do I tell the OP it's a load of bull, or do I pretend it's original and add my own wondering to the list???

Nerin

CrazyRabbit

stripysocks85 wrote: »

...................I know those 'wonderings' were taken directly off an internet site, as I've seen them before. Therefore, they are not original and lose all kudos. So I'm wondering, do I tell the OP it's a load of bull, or do I pretend it's original and add my own wondering to the list???

Some are original (well, at least I didn't copy them). Most are not. I made no claims.

James T Kirk

You cwazy wabbit wu... Pwaygirwising stuff of the interwubs... C'mere you... *tickles ears*

James T Kirk

James T Kirk wrote: »

You cwazy wabbit wu... Pwaygirwising stuff of the interwubs... C'mere you... *tickles ears*

Shut up Kirk, you bastard. :pac:

James T Kirk

James T Kirk wrote: »

Shut up Kirk, you bastard. :pac:

Who you callin' a bastard?

James T Kirk

James T Kirk wrote: »

Who you callin' a bastard?

You, you friggin' schizo!

James T Kirk

^^Post reported^^ PMs sent...

joes girls

nope im alright now, last 5 posts have answered everything for me!!!

star.chaser

why is it that if you are on the roof of a moving train carriage and you jump up, the train moves from under you but if you are inside the carriage and you jump it doesn't?

Quazzie

why is there a ladybird but no mr bird or sir bird?

Is there such a thing as a female Daddy-long-legs?

James T Kirk

joes girls wrote: »

nope im alright now, last 5 posts have answered everything for me!!!

Heh heh... I have pet spiders in my matchbox too. They my friends... We have lotsa fun, all day long... heh heh, heh heh. Where's my spoon?! *starts smashing head off desk*

joes girls

what colour trousers you will put on today, do you have them ironed with that line thingy down the front, how many pairs of trousers do you have, why are they a pair???
why are your trousers always on my mind!!!

CUCINA

I often wonder why us left-handers are subject to so much discrimination...

awkward trying to use scissors because they are made for right-handers,

Internet cafes always have the mouse on the wrong side of the keyboard,

if you borrow clubs to play golf, there's a big fuss....

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!