Can anyone recommend me a New Years Resolution?

SarzoMcDarzo · 23-12-2009 4:25pm #1

Not a boring one (I plan on doing all that lose weight / stop smoking stuff already), but something that'll be fun and that I'd never think of myself.

Thanks!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 23-12-2009 4:26pm

Eat a cat every day.

TheZohanS · 23-12-2009 4:28pm

Help one random person each day next year.

NothingMan · 23-12-2009 4:29pm

Win the Lotto.

jigglywoo · 23-12-2009 4:30pm

800x600 (assuming you're 1024x768)

orourkeda · 23-12-2009 4:30pm

Violent Anal

minidazzler · 23-12-2009 4:30pm

Masturbate publicly once a day until arrested.

Not too publicly, but in a public place!

Biggins · 23-12-2009 4:33pm

Be a "yes" person.
Say "yes" to everything asked of you - see where it gets you LOL

thewheel2.0 · 23-12-2009 4:34pm

My one is walk the dog every day while I listen to a new album (so a 50min walk each day). So I get fit and i brush up on all the music ive missed over the years.

Rented Mule · 23-12-2009 4:35pm

Make your own decisions in life.

orourkeda · 23-12-2009 4:35pm

raise your fists
And march around
Just dont take what you need

(thats my RATM post for the day out of the way)

23-12-2009 4:36pm

No posting in AH

Encoder1970 · 23-12-2009 4:37pm

Pay it forward

Whosbetter? · 23-12-2009 4:42pm

Stop using the Internet.

It'll never catch on, you know.

kiad · 23-12-2009 4:43pm

Eat a vaccum cleaner.

I know of a guy who did this. He worked at a vaccum factory or something and they had this machine that crushed old ones into dust. He brought in his old hoover and collected all the dust when it was crushed. I dont know how long it took but he sprinkled the dust on all of his food and eventually finished the bag. It'd be a pretty cool this to say you ate an entire hoover.

Mmcd · 23-12-2009 4:43pm

Make a resolution that you will tell everyone that you have made a resolution which is to tell everyone that you have made a resolution to tell everyone that you have made a resolution to tell everyone..........

Dilynnio · 23-12-2009 4:45pm

Don't judge a person until u know them!

-Trek- · 23-12-2009 4:46pm

My one would be to stop making resolutions and save yourself the disappointment. January is bad enough as it is.

MikeC101 · 23-12-2009 5:12pm

Break all 10 Commandments*. Bonus points if you manage to do it all in one night!

* Yeah I know there's really more than 10, and so on..

It seems doable, I envisage something involving your neighbours wife, then framing her for murdering your parents cat. On the Sabbath day of course.

You shall have no other gods before me
You shall not make for yourself an idol
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
Honor your father and mother
You shall not murder
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife
You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbour

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 23-12-2009 5:18pm

MikeC101 wrote: »

Break all 10 Commandments*. Bonus points if you manage to do it all in one night!

* Yeah I know there's really more than 10, and so on..

It seems doable, I envisage something involving your neighbours wife, then framing her for murdering your parents cat. On the Sabbath day of course.

You shall have no other gods before me
You shall not make for yourself an idol
You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God
Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
Honor your father and mother
You shall not murder
You shall not commit adultery
You shall not steal
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
You shall not covet your neighbor's wife
You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkRYaMiP4K8

SarzoMcDarzo · 23-12-2009 5:25pm

So.. this is what I'm taking on board so far...

1. Eat a cat (not every day though - just the once)
2. Help one person every day / pay it forward
3. Win the lotto
4. Walk dog and listen to album every day - need to procure a dog.
5. Break all 10 commandments (hopefully in one day)
6. Post on AH every day.

I figure if I get up to 12 that'll give me one a month to work on.

McDarz

FearDark · 23-12-2009 5:36pm

Im getting rid of my dark passenger in 2010...

ROCKMAN · 23-12-2009 5:55pm

Drop the letter " R "

FOM YOU LIFE FO EVE

:D

mink_man · 23-12-2009 6:02pm

i would recommend you learn how to think of a new years resolution for yourself...

gerry28 · 23-12-2009 6:11pm

Go off brussell sprouts - that way you wont come face to face with you resolution till next christmas day and you'll be able to say your off them.

or

Compliment one person every day...

OneArt · 23-12-2009 8:49pm

Resolve to keep the Sabbath day holy, and stay at home in front of the fire every Sunday and eat minge.

cock robin · 23-12-2009 10:34pm

Do one thing every day that scares ya.

kaiser soza · 23-12-2009 10:41pm

Form your own religion and get government recognition.

Capt'n Midnight · 24-12-2009 3:11am

Cut down on your himan rights footprint

remember you can only have cheap goods because some poor bastard in the third word has to work for slave wages

check with the charities on how much it would cost to keep someone alive
when you spend that much on consumer carp you, you could have saved someone instead.

Don't worry we all allow someone to die every day :mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 24-12-2009 3:17am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Don't worry we all allow someone to die every day :mad:

Aim for two.

Capt'n Midnight · 24-12-2009 3:21am

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Eat a cat every day.

This is just genius
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Kittenhuffing101.gif

MikeC101 · 24-12-2009 3:24am

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

remember you can only have cheap goods because some poor bastard in the third word has to work for slave wages

He's lucky to have a job, the smug fecker, not coming over here, taking our jobs, exporting his goods :mad:

Also, if they're paying slaves wages, they're doing it wrong.

24-12-2009 3:31am

Grow herbs. Name them.

eldin · 24-12-2009 4:10am

SarzoMcDarzo wrote: »

So.. this is what I'm taking on board so far...

1. Eat a cat (not every day though - just the once)
2. Help one person every day / pay it forward
3. Win the lotto
4. Walk dog and listen to album every day - need to procure a dog.
5. Break all 10 commandments (hopefully in one day)
6. Post on AH every day.

I figure if I get up to 12 that'll give me one a month to work on.

McDarz

Walk my dog every day.

AskMyChocolate · 24-12-2009 6:30am

ROCKMAN wrote: »

Drop the letter " R "

FOM YOU LIFE FO EVE
:D

What an odd pick.

Pdfile · 24-12-2009 6:33am

kiad wrote: »

Eat a vaccum cleaner.

I know of a guy who did this. He worked at a vaccum factory or something and they had this machine that crushed old ones into dust. He brought in his old hoover and collected all the dust when it was crushed. I dont know how long it took but he sprinkled the dust on all of his food and eventually finished the bag. It'd be a pretty cool this to say you ate an entire hoover.

no... that sucks.

ot: new years resolution ?? make a good one for next year

MultiUmm · 26-12-2009 9:03pm

fap more then usual.

Can anyone recommend me a New Years Resolution?

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