What was the 1st thing you thought of......

Duggy747 · 22-12-2009 3:53pm #1

...when ya wake up every morning, especially this morning?

Mine was today:

"Shìt, better get up for my online class"

followed by

"Hmm, do I have time for a **** to dismantle this pitched tent?"

I didn't in the end (The **** I mean)

orourkeda · 22-12-2009 3:56pm

How many rounds I was going to play on Tiger woods PGA tour before having a ****

Prof.Badass · 22-12-2009 3:56pm

I thought about whether I'd manage to get first post on a suitable thread so i could make a "your ma" joke.

Then i thought about that time i rode your ma :pac:.

EDIT- Guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow

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AnonoBoy · 22-12-2009 4:01pm

First thing I thought of this morning was "If Duggy747 posts a thread about first thoughts in the morning today I'm going to mock his confused use of tenses". But then I rolled over, went back to sleep and forgot all about it.

NothingMan · 22-12-2009 4:02pm

6:40 shouldn't have an AM!

folan · 22-12-2009 4:03pm

"Where am I"

Followed shortly by "Who are you?"

Lone Stone · 22-12-2009 4:05pm

folan wrote: »

"Where am I"

Followed shortly by "Who are you?"

I told you it's me lone stone from boards.ie :eek:

Dravokivich · 22-12-2009 4:06pm

Bollóx

Helix · 22-12-2009 4:06pm

"if a thread comes up on boards today asking what i thought as soon as i woke up im gonna lie and post something unfunny"

cloneslad · 22-12-2009 4:07pm

Should I go back to Korea and work in my old job or stay here and sit on the dole hoping I get a job.

Still haven't decided.......stupid country!!

Dubh Geannain · 22-12-2009 4:08pm

'Alright what smartass erected tent in my bed?'

Edit: D'oh, just read the OP's afterthought. So the Tent gnomes got to you too

AnonoBoy · 22-12-2009 4:10pm

Helix wrote: »

"if a thread comes up on boards today asking what i thought as soon as i woke up im gonna lie and post something unfunny"

But if you did think that then you're not lying. And if you didn't then you are lying which meant that you probably did think that. Which means you're not lying.

At least the unfunny part was true.

jokettle · 22-12-2009 4:12pm

My first thought: Will anyone notice if I don't go into work today?

My second thought: I have to go into work because that's where my ipod is

arybvtcw0eolkf · 22-12-2009 4:16pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

...when ya wake up every morning, especially this morning?

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For the last few months my morning starts in or around 4am, when the first of those fuckers from the east start dropping their leaflets for old clothing through my post box - my dogs wake up and go ballistic, which in turn wakes me up.... So my first thoughts most mornings are of murder, or setting my dogs on the bastards.

NothingMan · 22-12-2009 4:17pm

jokettle wrote: »

My first thought: Will anyone notice if I don't go into work today?

My second thought: I have to go into work because that's where my ipod is

I need to have a good book always on the go cos it makes it easier to get up knowing I get to read on the Luas in and out and out.

Biggins · 22-12-2009 4:21pm

What do I think of first?
Who of the kids, has a nappy which needs to be changed first!

NothingMan · 22-12-2009 4:24pm

Biggins wrote: »

What do I think of first?
Who of the kids, has a nappy which needs to be changed first!

Your favorite?

Biggins · 22-12-2009 4:26pm

NothingMan wrote: »

Your favorite?

You mean my least favourite - which usually wins.
Normally the fullest one.

xoxyx · 22-12-2009 4:26pm

First thought this morning - homemade stuffing!!!! I love Christmas time.

citizen_p · 22-12-2009 4:31pm

"turn off that fecking light"
5 minutes later when i woke again
"****ing christmas tests"

The Master · 22-12-2009 4:32pm

"I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers"

markok84 · 22-12-2009 4:38pm

"why am I peeing like I was up all night having sex?"

CrazyRabbit · 22-12-2009 4:43pm

"Turn that stupid ****ing house alarm off or I'm gonna smash it to pieces". It was 7:30am and the alarm was triggering every 5 mins. :mad:

I'm a bit grumpy in the mornings.

Soby · 22-12-2009 4:45pm

"Wdf it dark out".."wow its 4pm":P...(im lazy)

alwaysadub · 22-12-2009 4:45pm

I wonder will i manage to make it to work in the ice without crashing the car.. I did.

gogo · 22-12-2009 4:46pm

How long before he realises thats a dodi in his mouth and not a bottle. He is seven weeks old btw not really thick.

Azureus · 22-12-2009 4:49pm

Turn off the goddamn light! Followed by DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN itsa chilly in here...

Then I fell back asleep and was late for work

(but the boss was too so got away with it! Woopah!)

Osgoodisgood · 22-12-2009 4:51pm

gogo wrote: »

How long before he realises thats a dodi in his mouth and not a bottle.

Never use that line again if you go shopping in Harrods. Trust me on this.

patmac · 22-12-2009 4:51pm

Jaysus there's a great stretch in the evenings now that we are heading for summer.

Closed ac · 22-12-2009 5:07pm

"I'd better get up, don't want to be late."

jd007 · 23-12-2009 1:46am

i'm tired

CCCP^ · 23-12-2009 1:51am

Here we go, this **** again. **** it.

admiralofthefleet · 23-12-2009 1:53am

cigarette cigarette cigaretts, there they are... aaaaaahhhhhhhh lovely bensons. now fap

mink_man · 23-12-2009 1:54am

I WONDER WHAT TIME IT IS..

Senna · 23-12-2009 1:58am

"I've taken the last two days off work, could i stretch it to three?" I didn't:(

donmeister · 23-12-2009 2:19am

*wonders where the horse's head came from*

Fago! · 23-12-2009 2:24am

Duggy747 wrote: »

...when ya wake up every morning, especially this morning?

Honestly, this morn, having had an awesome sex dream about a girl I know, I thought "Ah bollix I've to change these soaking sheets before anyone sees"

Cupcake_Crisis · 23-12-2009 2:28am

Fago_25 wrote: »

Honestly, this morn, having had an awesome sex dream about a girl I know, I thought "Ah bollix I've to change these soaking sheets before anyone sees"

Thats a lie, you just wet the bed didnt you!?

TPD · 23-12-2009 2:49am

Sheer confusion at my phone ringing beside me. Then: "fcuk I've 10 minutes to be out the door".

Turning my phone off tonight.

opinion guy · 23-12-2009 2:54am

Also phone thought:

Why the **** is someone trying to ring me at this time of morning - don't they know I'm sleeping ?

bUILDERtHEbOB · 23-12-2009 2:55am

Being an unemployed student, every morning consists of 'naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' followed by me going back to sleep.

You'd think it would be good, if it hadn't been the exact same for the last 20 months.:rolleyes:

kaiser soza · 23-12-2009 3:02am

Today is a good day to die

Fago! · 23-12-2009 3:29am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Thats a lie, you just wet the bed didnt you!?

No. IT WAS SPERM!

Phew!

Cupcake_Crisis · 23-12-2009 3:33am

Fago_25 wrote: »

No. IT WAS SPERM!

Phew!

EWWWWW...........Boy germs!!

entropi · 23-12-2009 4:04am

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

EWWWWW...........Boy germs!!

Does that make you feel like you are 10 again, afraid of "icky boys"?

1st thing i thought of? *must change alarm time +2hrs*

Super-Rush · 23-12-2009 4:06am

Christmas presents - check
Beer - check
Food - check
House not on fire/robbed/on fire - check
Bed dry - check
Back to sleep zzzzzzzzzzzzz

hatrickpatrick · 23-12-2009 4:06am

"What an epic dream, wish I could remember more of it... And why can't I always end up making out with someone when I dream

"

Cupcake_Crisis · 23-12-2009 4:11am

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Does that make you feel like you are 10 again, afraid of "icky boys"?

It makes me feel like i should go get a cootie shot :pac:

Agricola · 23-12-2009 11:55am

Same thing I think every morning;

"I wish I could get up without a massive horn for once"

I hate having to walk around with a tent in my pants for the first 5 minutes of my day.

Jay P · 23-12-2009 11:57am

"It would be kinda wird if Facebook made horizontal televisions....then again, aren't all televisions horizontal?...."

I had a strange dream...

What was the 1st thing you thought of......

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