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Christmas Shooting rampage

  • 21-12-2009 1:38pm
    #1
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭


    Ye may all thank your own deity that I decommissioned my arms. Otherwise, due to christmas songs and vulgar outside lights I would have gone on a shooting rampage by now.

    Thank yeer lucky stars...


Comments

  • #2
    General Zod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,661 ✭✭✭General Zod


    getting your xbox live account locked out is not decomissioning your arms.


  • #3
    RoadKillTs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭RoadKillTs


    Thank you!!


  • #4
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    General Zod wrote: »
    getting your xbox live account locked out is not decomissioning your arms.

    xbox?

    I assure you child, they are real arms.


  • #5
    PFJSplitter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,575 ✭✭✭✭PFJSplitter


    You're not a postal employee, per chance?


  • #6
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    xbox?

    I assure you child, they are real arms.

    I keep my arms up my sleeves. Where do you keep yours? :)


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  • #7
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I assure you child, they are real arms.

    What happens if the ladies want tickets to the gun show? Have you thought this through?


  • #8
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    xbox?

    I assure you child, they are real arms.

    Ah I bet your only harmless OP, cheer up its christmas.


  • #9
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    I am taking names here.



    I can always dig up that old shotgun hidden in the hayshed....


  • #10
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I am taking names here.



    I can always dig up that old shotgun hidden in the hayshed....

    with what? thought you said you'd no arms?


  • #11
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    Well I tried to warn yis.

    This christian festival lark is just plot to separate fools from their hard earned money, away ye go and piss it up against the wall.

    Idiots.


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  • #12
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Idiots.

    You could have picked a funnier way to get banned.


  • #13
    Flash86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Flash86


    Wait a minute! These are FAKE arms!


  • #14
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    I decommissioned my legs and then i didnt have an arse in my trousers.

    Christmas sucks.

    I feel your pain OP.:pac:


  • #15
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Caoimhín wrote: »

    I assure you my child, they are real arms.

    Doesn't sound legal to me.


  • #16
    Cunny-Funt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    I assumed this was gonna be a thread about Americans.


  • #17
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    xbox?

    I assure you child, they are real arms.

    With hands on the ends and everything?


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