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Cures For Diarrhoea

20-12-2009 1:04am

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Saltour Sossiez

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I've got terrible diarrhoea at the moment. I need some help from the knowledgable users on AH.

My asshole is bleeding terribly, bloody raw too. There's feces smeared all over my monitor and keyboard, think I might have got some on my dog. I've a bit of a runny nose as well. I'm in an awful state.

I had a horrible sloppy curry last night, which probably caused all this.

Any useful tips or cures?

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#2 20-12-2009 1:05am

zero19

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In before lock!

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#3 20-12-2009 1:05am

Niall09

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In before the Flutt!

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#4 20-12-2009 1:06am

Sea Sharp

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^^ that's what I'm talkin about. Completely unnecessary post. Mayby this will turn into a 7 pager.

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#5 20-12-2009 1:07am

WeeBushy

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Squirt all you can out, while drinking as much water as possible, and stick a bit of bog roll between your cheeks when your not squirting. Good luck.

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#6 20-12-2009 1:07am

Mmcd

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~Get someone else
~Get a Cup
*********
~Profit

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#7 20-12-2009 1:07am

Poor Uncle Tom

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paint the house brown and live with it...be kind let your dog go....

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#8 20-12-2009 1:08am

HashSlinging

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Looks like you've been using the Vaseline already so I wont suggest that.

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#9 20-12-2009 1:08am

jigglywoo

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plug it up with a tampon or two

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#10 20-12-2009 1:08am

WindSock

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Boiled rice.

You don't shove it up yer bum though. You eat it.

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#11 20-12-2009 1:09am

AlmightyCushion

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A cork should sort it.

Real super serious answer: See a doctor.

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