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Open letter to Mr Clayton

  • 19-12-2009 6:39pm
    #1
    jerry2623
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 150 ✭✭


    Dear Mr Clayton

    As you know I have been a loyal employee of yours for many years washing your knickerers ,cleaning that vast house of yours running here there and everywhere with the kids etc .
    I actually was very happy in my work and with the pay except of course for the PAYE and PRSI, I know you know nothing about that because as an artist you and half the neighbours here in Dalkey pay f*** all tax .
    However It was when you can home here to Ireland to work for a couple of hours in croker that it suddenly dawned on me things might not be exactly equal between us, for about 8 hours work you and your 3 mates got 200 mill .
    Now you did give me the credit cards and debit cards and said if there was anything I needed just chalk it down and not worry at all , Well as you know my willie loves the horses and having seen all Berite Aherns mates join a syndicate felt that was the way to go and while we might not have put your actual name on the horse you know we had your interst at heart and would have told you if we had hit the big time .

    With regards the little flat we bought in New York, Well as you have so much property yourself around the world I knew you would not mind us buying a little place as well .
    Remember it is you and your mates are allways on about the poor of the world and how we all must share the wealth .Well as they say charity starts at home and I Julie have always been part of your home..


    love to all the boys

    your must humble servant

    Julie

    P.S
    I have been reliably informed as I did not steal the cards and you had not specified in writing as to exactly what I was to use them for .you aint got a leg to stand on

    P.S.S
    JIF under the sink and Marigolds in the back kitchen
    you might also need extra Vanish for the said KNICKERS because by the time my side of the story hits the papers Poor Tiger Woods will look like a saint


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