Old underwear on night out

scanlas

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

Four-Percent

I don't get how it makes a difference? Surely if they see your underwear then you've already brought them home

Kirnsy

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

dont think its just the old underwear thats keeping you from going home with someone.

InKonspikuou2

Feck underwear. Too uncomfortable.

s14driftking

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

no wats the point we go out to get drunk and pull women

mikom

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

Yes, on my head.
Works like a charm.

Capt'n Midnight

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.

MagicMarker

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

Question is, do you ever film yourself in old underwear chatting up women?

Sharpshooter

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

I'd rather say, "No, thanks" tbh.:eek:

VinnyTGM

Wouldn't like putting on dirty underwear anyway.

scanlas

To elaborate the deterrent is that you won't want to bring somone home when you have rotten underwear on and they might see them.

Bob_Harris

On the plus side they are more likely to remove said old underwear far quicker if the situation were to arise.

mikom

scanlas wrote: »

To elaborate the deterrent is that you won't want to bring somone home when you have rotten underwear on and they might see them.

No shit




..... on the jocks, i mean.

Dublin_Gunner

Your success rate would really depened on whether you were wearing anything else BUT the old undies!


Undderwear is overrated - the nicer they are, the less time they stay on

AlmightyCushion

I have a pair of superman boxers. I usually wear those on a night out and nothing else!

randylonghorn

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

0_o

Does. Not. Compute.

o_0

Sharpshooter

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I have a pair of superman boxers. I usually wear those on a night out and nothing else!

That's super, man!

Ebbs

I normally take em off during the whole...interesting bit, so dont think they tend to notice.

But no, thats just scruffy...

And why would you not want to take someone home? Surely you can just say no, and if you are to drunk to say no...I think you will be too drunk to care about your boxers

Saibh

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

They will be classed as old by the end of the night...

G_R

no

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Cupcake_Crisis

If i dont want o bring someone home i just dont shave. Works a treat

starbelgrade

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

If i dont want o bring someone home i just dont shave. Works a treat

Yup -hairy ears are a BIG turn off.

Cupcake_Crisis

starbelgrade wrote: »

Yup -hairy ears are a BIG turn off.

oh i dont ever bother with them...my hair covers them so its all good

flanum

MagicMarker wrote: »

Question is, do you ever film yourself chatting up women in old underwear FYP.

.

Tar.Aldarion

so when you wear good underwear you can't say no, interesting

Pdfile

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

ive spongebob underwear thus i not only win this thread but life itself

and no, im always cleaner then a bertie ahearn tax return.

Wazdakka

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

Wait a minute.. Are you a guy or a girl?
If you were a girl I could kinda get it..
The whole self conscious thing and stuff, girls probably would just avoid the situation if they knew they were wearing cheese sandwich undies...

But if you're a guy..
That makes no sense..
They'd have to be rreeeeeeeaaaallll old to make a difference..


[Edit] Guy pr girl.. Jesus, buy some new underwear or something

FlutterinBantam

I was chatting up a chubby little Ban Garda from Mohill in Coppers last summer and getting on a treat.

I asked her had she brought her baton with her and she said"No, but by the looks of it you brought yours, you'll have to give me a feel of it later."

Later I remembered that I had my saggy balled kex on and, well,"heavily bronzed" at the rear would be an apt description.
Fcukers were like a tigers back.

Thought about it for a while but decided on a quick exit.

TomCo

Do you ever bring clean underwear with you so you don't have to wear the old ones in the morning?

That_Guy

scanlas wrote: »

Do you ever wear old underwear on a night out to make sure you don't go home with anyone?

If I don't wanna go home with anybody I'll say "no".

My underwear won't do my dirty work for me.

Blitzkrieger

What a question to ask on a predominantly male forum. We couldn't give a flying **** if our underwear looks like swiss cheese or has gone from white to a washed out grey seldom seen outside Autzwitz. As long as it warms what it's supposed to warm and keeps cool and supports everthing else, we're fine.

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Later I remembered that I had my saggy balled kex on and, well,"heavily bronzed" at the rear would be an apt description.
Fcukers were like a tigers back.

I know you're trolling but ewwww........