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Johro · 2009-12-18 23:14:52

Minnie and Mickey Mouse are in court, Judge says to Mickey: 'But isn't it true Mr. Mouse, that you are seeking a divorce from Mrs. Mouse solely on the grounds of Mrs. Mouse having 'funny teeth'?' -' NO!!' shouts Mickey, 'For the last time.. I never said she had funny teeth! I said she was F**KING GOOFY! :D

18-12-2009 11:14pm

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Minnie and Mickey Mouse are in court, Judge says to Mickey: 'But isn't it true Mr. Mouse, that you are seeking a divorce from Mrs. Mouse solely on the grounds of Mrs. Mouse having 'funny teeth'?' -' NO!!' shouts Mickey, 'For the last time.. I never said she had funny teeth! I said she was F**KING GOOFY!

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#2 18-12-2009 11:21pm

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Haha, using this tonight. Yoink.

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#3 19-12-2009 9:11pm

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What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?

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#4 19-12-2009 11:55pm

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No idea.. Anyways, apparently the batons used to beat down protesters at Copenhagen are made from sustainable wood from managed forests. And the tear gas is CFC free. Yay!..

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#5 19-12-2009 11:57pm

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Though I think 'sustainable wood' sounds like something out of a Viagra ad.

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#6 20-12-2009 4:28am

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jebforever wrote: »

What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?

A Small Medium at Large !

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#8 20-12-2009 2:13pm

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#9 21-12-2009 2:25am

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