Chipped Babies

scanlas

My dog is chipped so that if we lose him we will be able to locate and find him. Why don't people do this to babies? Surely the babies are more important. Think how much hassle would be saved with all the children that have gone missing such as Madeline McCann if they were chipped.

wudangclan

R.T.D.H. will have a field day with this one.

bertie4evr

Godammit I came in here for recipes.RECIPES!

dan1895

sounds like a good idea but the bleeding heart civil liberties brigade will be out complaining that its an infringement on the rights of peados who want to snatch children without fear of being traced.

MrStuffins

scanlas wrote: »

My dog is chipped so that if we lose him we will be able to locate and find him. Why don't people do this to babies? Surely the babies are more important. Think how much hassle would be saved with all the children that have gone missing such as Madeline McCann if they were chipped.

Is your dog named Tyson?

me-skywalker

scanlas wrote: »

Think how much hassle would be saved with all the children that have gone missing such as Madeline McCann if they were chipped.

yes Big Brother I will Comply!

Hammer Archer

Don't dog microchips just have the owners details on it? It's not a mini GPS.

scanlas

MrStuffins wrote: »

Is your dog named Tyson?

Nope, I named my dog after the best boxer on the planet.

CreepingDeath

scanlas wrote: »

My dog is chipped so that if we lose him we will be able to locate and find him.

I thought the chips in dogs are only for identification with a short range scanner. They're not like electronic tags on criminals.

I think you've got your technologies mixed up.

And I don't think anyone would want a radio transmitter implanted in them.
There's enough controversy over mobile phones without implanting one internally.

bigdaddyliamo

Eh, do we not stuff enough chips into our over chubby kiddies already??:eek:

PirateShampoo

Why don't they make babies like the dye packs in Cash in transit boxes.

If the baby gets robbed and not found in a certain time limit they just press the button and detonate the baby.

That way it wont be any use to anybody.

Sofiztikated

I was going to say

Put it back on the shelf, and pick a non damaged one.

BUT, as I'm here...

There'd be FAR too much tape to try and get through before that'd happen, too much "OOOOH, my rights, my rights" crap, even though the benefits would be numerous.

So, in conclusion, the book is short, and apparently, the dish and the spoon are having an affair, but this is not hinted at until the end.

starbelgrade

scanlas wrote: »

My dog is chipped so that if we lose him we will be able to locate and find him. Why don't people do this to babies? Surely the babies are more important. Think how much hassle would be saved with all the children that have gone missing such as Madeline McCann if they were chipped.

Dogs are chipped because they tend to wander & get lost, mainly because their owners allow them to do so, or don't pay huge attention to where they are 24/7.

A child is a much bigger responsibility - the chances of most parents ever "losing" a kid is minute, unless you are in the habit of leaving your kids alone in an apartment while you p*ss off down to the pub, like the McCanns did.

AckwelFoley

scanlas wrote: »

Think how much hassle would be saved with all the children that have gone missing such as Madeline McCann if they were chipped.

As far as i know those chips dont give off a signal through 4 foot of concrete

scanlas

starbelgrade wrote: »

Dogs are chipped because they tend to wander & get lost, mainly because their owners allow them to do so, or don't pay huge attention to where they are 24/7.

A child is a much bigger responsibility - the chances of most parents ever "losing" a kid is minute, unless you are in the habit of leaving your kids alone in an apartment while you p*ss off down to the pub, like the McCanns did.

It's better to play it safe even if the chances are small that you misplace your kid. It can't be a nice feeling losing your kid.

Overheal

♪ Run toooo theeee Hiiilllllss..... ♫

CreepingDeath

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Why don't they make babies like the dye packs in Cash in transit boxes.

If the baby gets robbed and not found in a certain time limit they just press the button and detonate the baby.

Well they pretty much shit and vomit all over people already which is similar enough to a dye pack.

PirateShampoo

Overheal wrote: »

♪ Run toooo theeee Hiiilllllss..... ♫

God i love that song.

starbelgrade

scanlas wrote: »

It's better to play it safe even if the chances are small that you misplace your kid. It can't be a nice feeling losing your kid.

If you are careless enough to "misplace" a kid, you really shoudn't be allowed the responsibilty of having children.

CrazyRabbit

Personally, I'd prefer to chip the adults, and track their moments 24/7. That'll put a stop to crime including the kidnapping/assault of children.

Mike 1972

I take it everyone on this thread who supports this proposal has already volunteered to be chipped themselves :rolleyes:

And why are white British photogenic middle class young girls

such as Madeline McCann

any more interesting than the hundreds of other people who go missing every year ?

Midnight_EG

New World Order, phase one in action :rolleyes:

thebossanova

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Why don't they make babies like the dye packs in Cash in transit boxes.

If the baby gets robbed and not found in a certain time limit they just press the button and detonate the baby.

That way it wont be any use to anybody.

Good idea, but you could probably get enough together for a half decent soup.

Ziggurat

Why not just hire this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvsoVdvtZC4

starbelgrade

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Personally, I'd prefer to chip the adults, and track their moments 24/7.

What's your favourite book - 1984?

My name is URL

Awesome.. will they play imports?

K-Ren

Those babies would be a chip off the old block.

starbelgrade

Mike 1972 wrote: »

And why are white British photogenic middle class young girls any more interesting than the hundreds of other people who go missing every year ?

And why is it that no-one has ever pointed out to the parents that they were just a tad irresponsible, leaving their kid alone, while they went out on the p*ss?

Guy:Incognito

scanlas wrote: »

My dog is chipped so that if we lose him we will be able to locate and find him. Why don't people do this to babies? Surely the babies are more important. Think how much hassle would be saved with all the children that have gone missing such as Madeline McCann if they were chipped.

Your not supposed to leave babies wandering around the garden or home alone so that they go missing.

Glico Man

Stekelly wrote: »

home alone so that they go missing.

They'll be grand if you crack the window open slightly.....

Run_to_da_hills

Its only a matter of time. :eek:

Serves you right for voting YES. :pac:

Ruu_Old

I was expecting some baby chips or something from this thread, disappointing.

Karlusss

I don't see why we shouldn't be able to play NTSC games on our babies if we want to.

stringbox

Mike 1972 wrote: »

And why are white British photogenic middle class young girls...

Because photogenic people are more important.

994

And while we're at it, chip keys so we won't lose them all the time.

stringbox

994 wrote: »

And while we're at it, chip keys so we won't lose them all the time.

You can get this thing for your keychain that beeps when you whistle. Can't remember what it's called... Jesus that'd be an ideal bonus gift for my old man. But he doesn't lose shít because he's old and super organised...
You have presented me with a dilemma sir.

Run_to_da_hills

CreepingDeath wrote: »

And I don't think anyone would want a radio transmitter implanted in them.
There's enough controversy over mobile phones without implanting one internally.

Reminds me of this classic

CrazyRabbit

starbelgrade wrote: »

What's your favourite book - 1984?

Nope, it's "How to create a successful police state".

Damn fine book.

monkeypants

PirateShampoo wrote: »

Why don't they make babies like the dye packs in Cash in transit boxes.

If the baby gets robbed and not found in a certain time limit they just press the button and detonate the baby.

That way it wont be any use to anybody.

I'm in tears laughing.

VinnyTGM

If it is easy to remove, and it is removed as you get older, then why not.

But would you want a locator chip in you for the rest of your life.

Run_to_da_hills

VinnyTGM wrote: »

If it is easy to remove, and it is removed as you get older, then why not.

But would you want a locator chip in you for the rest of your life.

Not that easy to remove once incerted. Verichip uses a process called "Durabond" which will attach itself to surrounding flesh tissue within 24 hours to prevent the chip migrating and causing blood clots.

There is also the fear that if the chip was removed by armatures the glass casing could break up :eek:

Could you imagine if the authorities had these chips containing cyanide. :eek:

MOH

Don't see the problem, obvious solution is to permanently attach every child to a chipped cat or dog. That should take care of any civil liberties issues. Or if that proves too unwieldy, maybe graft a genetically engineered paw containg a chip onto said child.

tony 2 tone

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

Could you imagine if the authorities had these chips containing cyanide. :eek:

But being aimed at kids I'd say it would be something cuter like puppies or kittens.