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  • 17-12-2009 8:12pm
    #1
    coldfire1x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭


    No offence meant to anyone....

    Rafiq and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London.. Habib begs just as long as Rafiq but only collects £2 to £3 every day. However, Rafiq brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

    A puzzled Habib asks Rafiq 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?' Rafiq says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'? Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'. Rafiq says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3!!' Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

    Rafiq shows Habib his sign....It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Afganistan'.


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  • #2
    Podge2k7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Made me laugh, Thanks :)


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