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  • #2
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Yahoo News wrote: »
    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20091217/tod-breast-flasher-hit-by-distracted-dri-7f81b96.html

    A teenager flashing her breasts in the middle of a New Zealand road paid for her drunken revelry when a distracted driver ran into her.

    Cherelle Dudfield, 18, was dared to flash passing cars in the southern city of Invercargill after a night out drinking with friends.

    She had exposed herself to a couple of cars from a strip in the middle of the road when the stunt went awry.

    "I seen a car coming towards me on the centrelane, so I decided to run and I got hit," Dudfield told commercial television news.

    She was taken to hospital but suffered only a few cuts and bruises after rolling over the bonnet of the car and cracking the windscreen.

    The teenager was convicted this week of disorderly conduct and fined in an Invercargill court for her September exploits.

    Dudfield said she had learned her lesson and had a message for anyone else considering a similar stunt.

    "Don't be me, don't be stupid, don't get drunk and stand in the middle of the road and flash anyone because it hurts when you get hit."

    What a tit.

    -Funk


  • #3
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,561 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    with a pic of two cops arses...

    I'm disappointed


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    with a pic of two cops arses...

    I'm disappointed

    Maybe the cops are a pair of tits! :pac:


  • #5
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    "I seen a car...." :rolleyes:

    Trailer trash, obviously....


  • #6
    Xavi6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,970 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Facebook returns one result

    /shudder


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  • #7
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Absolutely Liam, no doubt about that one.


  • #8
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "Don't be me, don't be stupid, don't get drunk and stand in the middle of the road and flash anyone because it hurts when you get hit."

    Hah! That's brilliant!


  • #9
    Wazdakka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    Breast thread all day..


  • #10
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Facebook returns one result

    /shudder
    Would make me crash a car.


  • #11
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Give a whole new meaning to ' News Flash '


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  • #12
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Bet the driver was just thinking "Worth it".


  • #13
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Bet the driver was just thinking "Worth it".

    Probably more likely "Got 'er!".


  • #14
    electrogrimey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,791 ✭✭✭electrogrimey


    Wonder what the chances are of the driver being the girls' father?


  • #15
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    electrogrimey wrote: »
    Wonder what the chances are of the driver being the girls' father?

    As if she knows who her father is. :rolleyes:


  • #16
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,267 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    Ive got my excuse when I crash my car.


  • #17
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    "I seen a car...." :rolleyes:

    Trailer trash, obviously....
    Darn straight. Private school girls, for instance, have perfect grammar and never get pissed and flash their bits.


  • #18
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dudess wrote: »
    Darn straight. Private school girls, for instance, have perfect grammar and never get pissed and flash their bits.

    Unless they are the girls from St Trinians :pac:


  • #19
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,644 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Facebook returns one result

    /shudder
    says here that she a cracker.
    She was taken to hospital but suffered only a few cuts and bruises after rolling over the bonnet of the car and cracking the windscreen.


  • #20
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,754 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    If she shows her tits in the street she more than likely has them on the internet, supernerds GO!


  • #21
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Wazdakka wrote: »
    Breast thread all day..

    ...you had to get that off your chest didn't you! :pac:


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  • #22
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Dudess wrote: »
    Darn straight. Private school girls, for instance, have perfect grammar and never get pissed and flash their bits.

    Who said anything about "private schools", or "public schools" ?

    I haven't a notion what school she went to, just that she's obviously a bit of an exhibitionistic tramp with crap grammar.


  • #23
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I, for one, am at a loss to explain just how we arrived a juncture of grammar critique in a thread about a drunk woman who collided with a car while flashing her tits.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    stovelid wrote: »
    I, for one, am at a loss to explain just how we arrived a juncture of grammar critique in a thread about a drunk woman who collided with a car while flashing her tits.

    well It's to do with the (.)(.) and lack of punctuation just remember the bigger the (.)(.) the lower the intelligence of the man or in this case the woman as well


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