If you could insult an Irish tv personality...

Richard Dower

...straight to their face, what would you say?


Amanda Brunker - are those real? (they are...but still)

JoseJones

Amanda Brunker-**** off you talentless bint!!!

Basq

Referring to Amanda Brunker as a "personality" insults me..

tommyboy2222

Tubridy - you're a smug talentless c**t !!!!!

rednik

Sharon ni Bheolain - Learn how to speak.

SilverBER

tommyboy2222 wrote: »

Tubridy - you're a smug talentless c**t !!!!!

But Tubridy is the only person in the country who can read

sickpuppy32

my mate was working with klyie minogue as few years ago in ireland when ya won from Expose tried to gatecrash (former AA roadwatch girl Lorraine?), he told her to **** off back to counting cars!

Laois_Man

Gerry Ryan

Coz I know for a fact he's the most ignorant, gig headed, up his own @arse f***er on the face of the Earth and he needs to be told so!

JP Liz

Dustin - your a f*cking muppet

Mossy Monk

Glenda Gilson - I would shave off her eyebrows and kick her in the face.

Doni Mack

Joe Duffy - You utter pr1ck. Fcuk off & die yeah.

DangerMouse27

Blathnaid Ni Chofaigh...Can i punch you? Yeah im serious,can i punch you?

JerryHandbag

Richard Dower wrote: »

Amanda Brunker - are those real? (they are...but still)

She looks like she has an arse on her chest. GOWL.

Mossy Monk wrote: »

Glenda Gilson - I would shave off her eyebrows and kick her in the face.

This.

DangerMouse27 wrote: »

Blathnaid Ni Chofaigh...Can i punch you? Yeah im serious,can i punch you?

This too.

Sleipnir

Brendan O'Connor -

Support Bertie Ahern and an avid Fianna Fail-er?
Told us when property started to crash that "the smart people are buying now" and then a year later started whingeing about the fact that you're in negative equity?
When your fellow journalists went on strike, you were the only one who stood with management?
Are a "talent-spotter" on T.V. even though you have no experience in that area at all (journalist/talent-spotter?!?!) and you have no discernible talent of your own?

You're a ****ing weasel and you give Cork people a bad name.

Mr.Nice Guy

To Jason Byrne...

You sir, are one of the most awful, miserable, piss-poor, sorry excuses for 'comedy' on Irish television screens now, or at any other moment in time for that matter. Your show, The Byrne Ultimatum, isn't some edgy, cutting-edge comedy vehicle like RTE's woeful ads like to convince people it is, it's rather a sub-standard knock-off of Shooting Stars that you and your loser friends probably dreamt up after one too many beers as they laughed at your sh*t jokes.

And you know what the real problem is? Some people actually like you. Some people actually buy into your "I'll scream very loud and do lame voices" BOLLOCKS when a guy like Dave Allen - who embodies actual Irish comedic talent and good humour - is probably unknown to 90% of the demographic that watches your sh*t.

You have taken advantage of a TV station that is on its f*cking knees creatively and have used it to get a show out of it for yourself in some vain attempt to land yourself a platform so you can move on to work in Britain. Well I doubt that they'll take you on over there if they have eyes and ears and have seen how utterly f*cking atrocious your show is, but if they do it says more about their own creative and cultural decline than it will for any talent you think you possess.

If they don't want you in Britain, do us all a favour and find another f*cking island, preferably one on the other side of the world away from us, and f*ck off over there and stay there, tormenting the locals with stories about cleaning your mickey, you waste of space.