Inappropriate Gifts.

dubtom

What's the strangest or most inappropriate present you have ever received or given. Last year I received two packs of M+S pasta and two jars of pasta sauce from a friend at Xmas. Now I knew his reason for giving them was for me too explore some new dishes (I'm a spag ball man where pasta is concerned) so I wasn't put out. I know a few people who would take such a gift as an insinuation that they need help with their grocery shopping, or that their poor, and would be highly offended. Back in the day when I was on the dole and smashed I gave a diary to a mate, it cost me a pound and was the size of a matchbox, he wasn't pleased, we can laugh about it now.
And, if you have received an inappropriate gift, would you say something to the giver.

genericguy

dubtom wrote: »

What's the strangest or most inappropriate present you have ever received or given. Last year I received two packs of M+S pasta and two jars of pasta sauce from a friend at Xmas. Now I knew his reason for giving them was for me too explore some new dishes (I'm a spag ball man where pasta is concerned) so I wasn't put out. I know a few people who would take such a gift as an insinuation that they need help with their grocery shopping, or that their poor, and would be highly offended. Back in the day when I was on the dole and smashed I gave a diary to a mate, it cost me a pound and was the size of a matchbox, he wasn't pleased, we can laugh about it now.
And, if you have received an inappropriate gift, would you say something to the giver.

my nextdoor neighbour bought me a set of mathematics tables when i was seven. the cnut.

Kiera

One of the girls in work just brought me home a willy ashtray from Spain. Would have preferred the guy it was moulded from tbh

mathie

I once received a book entitled 'How to make and sell your own crossword puzzles' from my eccentric uncle.

I was 9 years old.

OutlawPete

Kiera wrote: »

One of the girls in work just brought me home a willy ashtray from Spain. Would have preferred the guy it was moulded from tbh

Well, he wouldn't stay long if you were putting out your cigs on his cock, let me tell ya

Kiera

OutlawPete wrote: »

Well, he wouldn't stay long if you were putting out your cigs on his cock, let me tell ya

Are guys not into that?

mikom

An extreme Islamic Strip Poker set
Lose a hand, lose a hand.

ErinGoBrath

genericguy wrote: »

my nextdoor neighbour bought me a set of mathematics tables when i was seven. the cnut.

He sounds like a someone you could always count on.

OutlawPete

Kiera wrote: »

Are guys not into that?

Your not supposed to discuss Sex & Sexuality threads out here in the daylight :eek:

That_Guy

Someone gave me a dick in a box.

Kiera

OutlawPete wrote: »

Your not supposed to discuss Sex & Sexuality threads out here in the daylight :eek:

Sorry sorry, i'm getting my butts mixed up

Capt'n Midnight

Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy especially the umm vibration part.

Here are some of the customer reviews from the Toys R Us website:

Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was 1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!

Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I recommend this for all children.

thomond2006

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy especially the umm vibration part.

Here are some of the customer reviews from the Toys R Us website:

Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was 1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!

Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I recommend this for all children.

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Fizman

2 years ago I was living with 2 mates. We decided we'd get each other a few bits. We also stayed in our own family homes on Christmas eve just to be there for the morning etc.

Anywho, I had taken their gifts back with me to open on the day. My two younger sisters went through their few bits first, then it was on to me. A few of mine were not labelled so I was not sure who they were from. I proceeded in opening the first one I got my hand on, only to unveil "The Clone" (as in a replica vagina).

This was what my mate got me! The funny thing is, my parents spotted what it was, and my dad said "I think I've a fair idea who got you that"! Was a bit embarrassing but we saw the funny side of it!

dubtom

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Mattel recently introduced the "Harry Potter Broomstick". It's a battery-powered toy that resembles the flying Nimbus 2000 brooms from the Harry Potter movies. For added effect, the broom makes "flying noises" and vibrates.

After a while on the market, concerned parents noticed that mostly young girls seemed to enjoy the toy especially the umm vibration part.

Here are some of the customer reviews from the Toys R Us website:

Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from NJ
This toy was 1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

Reviewer: Ashley from TX
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan!

Reviewer: poola13 from Ohio
When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I recommend this for all children.

Classic.

mikom

in a similar vein...... http://cgi.ebay.com/Sanrio-Japan-Hello-Kitty-pink-vibrator-massager-Rare_W0QQitemZ130351659108QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1e59907864

Jumpy

mikom wrote: »

in a similar vein...... http://cgi.ebay.com/Sanrio-Japan-Hello-Kitty-pink-vibrator-massager-Rare_W0QQitemZ130351659108QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1e59907864

HAHA, look at the picture. Yeah right *cough*

http://uniqjapan.com/images/vib2.jpg

mikom

Jumpy wrote: »

HAHA, look at the picture. Yeah right *cough*

http://uniqjapan.com/images/vib2.jpg

You're doing it wrong................

InkSlinger67

My granny is knitting me a three wolf moon geansaí for chrimbo. The wolves look retarded and the less said about the moon the better!

Rented Mule

We had a Secret Santa amongst my friends and their significant others one year.

My cousin's gf drew me and decided to buy me some 'interesting' underwear which I opened in front of his parents.

moondaisy

My husband bought me a mop, a mop bucket and set of christmas tea towels......

he is now my X-husband.

CrazyRabbit

When I was 11, my neighbour gave me this as a present:

http://imagecloset.com/28/2fbf6533cb4c69ac8926b08752424067/Trojans.jpg

I didn't speak to him after that...

mud

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

My granny is knitting me a three wolf moon geansaí for chrimbo. The wolves look retarded and the less said about the moon the better!

Pleeeease post pics





I want one!

The t-shirt left me cold but I'm loving your description of the jumper :pac:

The Master

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

When I was 11, my neighbour gave me this as a present:

http://imagecloset.com/28/2fbf6533cb4c69ac8926b08752424067/Trojans.jpg

I didn't speak to him after that...

How did he give them to you? internally?

cantankerous

I've bought a shewee for a guy i have for kris kindle in college .

Novella

A friend of mine once gave me a toy from a fcuking Happy Meal!

Professey Chin

Novella wrote: »

A friend of mine once gave me a toy from a fcuking Happy Meal!

The spirit of the meal didnt carry over then?

CrazyRabbit

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

When I was 11, my neighbour gave me this as a present:

http://imagecloset.com/28/2fbf6533cb4c69ac8926b08752424067/Trojans.jpg

I didn't speak to him after that...

The Master wrote: »

How did he give them to you? internally?

This thread is bringing up sooo many bad memories now.

Thanks dubtom....

rannerap

i think anyone ive ever given a gift to will be posting in here.....

Novella

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

The spirit of the meal didnt carry over then?

Maybe if he'd bought the meal but oh no, he'd just stolen the toy from his wee sister!!

laugh

Kiera wrote: »

Would have preferred the guy it was moulded from tbh

You told me you were a lesbian. :mad:

I got silk christmas boxers from my mothers friend.

Professey Chin

Novella wrote: »

Maybe if he'd bought the meal but oh no, he'd just stolen the toy from his wee sister!!

......was it even a good toy???

I cant think of anything really inappropriate ive gotten

Photi

That_Guy wrote: »

Someone gave me a dick in a box.

Better than a box in the d...

Oh, never mind.

This_Years_Love

My grandparents gave me porn! When I was a child, my grandparents on my dad's side used to give us books every christmas/birthday. One year when I was around 9, I think, they gave me one of those adult romance books that was extremely pornographic. It was just pure smut. They didn't mean to give it to me. I guess someone in the bookshop left it in the wrong section and they just picked it up. They never really paid attention to the books they got us, they were always from the wrong age group so we had to swap them around with younger siblings/cousins. I managed to keep the book for a couple of weeks before any one copped on that I wasn't supposed to have that book! I finally got caught with it when a teacher at school found me and my mates snickering over it in the school playground. No one believed me when I told them where I got it from!

me-skywalker

dubtom wrote: »

Back in the day when I was on the dole and smashed I gave a diary to a mate, it cost me a pound and was the size of a matchbox, he wasn't pleased....

he wasnt pleased.. not a very understanding friend eh!

most amusing present I ever got was an envelope full of bus tickets... used.