If you had your mind in the body of panda...

zaphood316

Would you choose to live in the wild or in a zoo? and why

petes

I'd live at home eating cornflakes.

zaphood316

Pandas can't digest cornflakes.

And you only have two options. Zoo or the wild :cool:

pikachucheeks

Pandas don't get the luxury of choice.

fillmore jive

eat bambooflakes

4zn76tysfajdxp

I would make Harry Potter and Pokemon jokes towards myself.

Lockstep

Panda lovin FTW

BraziliaNZ

i would choose to bang other pandas as they are so reluctant to do so

xoxyx

I'd stay in the zoo. I would be cute and everybody would love me and feed me pies. Nobody would try to eat me and I would wear a pink daisy bow on my head. "Look at the lovely panda", the crowds would exclaim. "Here, have some pies".

DrumSteve

id sit in the zoo crackin one at all the hot ladies and getting away with it like a mother****er. then id eat me some bamboo.

SRFC90

I love teh slidez.

Kiera

Depends. Am i am gummy panda or a red panda?

Hazys

If my mind was in a Panda...id choose the zoo, id wait for hot chicks to pet me then i would do some petting of my own.

Im a Panda i dont know what I'm doing its all innocent but i would secertly consider myself a "Sexual Harrassment Panda".

zaphood316

But in the wild, you could go for a bit of a wander if you felt like it.

And what if they made you have sex with a really ugly panda, again and again, and there was no escape.....

Ruu_Old

Play that photographer for a fool while he is eating his kit-kat.

Lockstep

why the feck would anyone want to be a panda anyway? They're emo as feck. Black eyemakeup and black/white striped clothes...

meditraitor

Panda is the new Pirates

Hazys

I could bridge the gap between the WWF and the WWE, and provide both groups with entertainment they both could enjoy: http://uncivilsociety.org/WWF.jpg

4zn76tysfajdxp

kickoutthejams wrote: »

why the feck would anyone want to be a panda anyway? They're emo as feck. Black eyemakeup and black/white striped clothes...

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Panda lovin FTW

Schizo...

GavRedKing

Panda in the wild, just like the sexual harassment panda only Id be doing the harrassing.

Duggy747

I'd do a stupid dance for the stupid idiot with his stupid phone so he can upload it onto stupid YouTube where it'll become a stupid Internet meme until the end of the stupid world.


Other than that I'd spend my time being cewl and cuddly while chomping my lazy days away with some bamboo. If I need cheering up I'll just hug myself. Su-poib!

RobbieTheRobber

I'd be a panda in a zoo, you gets food shelter and all the female pandas you want and if you get those preggers they get rid of them and get you new female pandas and of course they will give you panda porn

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,261569,00.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_pornography

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article3621522.ece

Latchy

Once you get passed the bamboo shoots , black eye ,slow to mate ,most live in China, there's not much else to say about Pandas .

Think I'll stay put in the zoo .

Jarren

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Gone Drinking

Why do pandas have fur coats?

Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.

orourkeda

Wherever it's easier to scratch my balls without anyone looking

Hazys

orourkeda wrote: »

Wherever it's easier to scratch my balls without anyone looking

If i was a Panda, i'd scratch my balls whenever wherever, i'll do what i want.


I'm a Panda, i just don't give a fcuk...

candy-gal1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY3dxam0zmU

:):pac:

Hard Larry

I'd carry on as normal with the ladies.

Eats, shoots & leaves

Gummy Panda

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Pandas don't get the luxury of choice.

I do!

CrazyRabbit

No internet access in the Zoo, hence no access to boards.ie.

Wild all the way baby.

(it should be noted that Panda's are not cuddly. They are quite aggressive, which is explained by the lack of sex)