Tripping people

ham_n_mustard

Is it right to trip idiots that walk into your path and stop for no reason?

Lately, it seems that I cant walk through a shopping centre or even down a city street without having some teenage girls in leggings and ugg boots (and usually equipped with WAY too much makeup) wander about oblivious to the world around them, before finally stopping right in my path. I'm sick of it!

I'm going to start clipping their heels as they pass me.

They have been warned*



*But only if they inhabit AH i suppose

Mardy Bum

Go for it I suppose, it sounds remarkable interesting...

brendansmith

Surely providing them with acid would only add to their obliviousness.

Bad idea.

MizzLolly

miserable much?

Sea Sharp

Just stumble into them and try and get a feel of some boob.
Then give out and tell them it's their fault.

Menengroth™

jeez, you've very little to be worrying about.

CliffHuxtabel

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

Is it right to trip idiots that walk into your path and stop for no reason?

Lately, it seems that I cant walk through a shopping centre or even down a city street without having some teenage girls in leggings and ugg boots (and usually equipped with WAY too much makeup) wander about oblivious to the world around them, before finally stopping right in my path. I'm sick of it!

I'm going to start clipping their heels as they pass me.

They have been warned*



*But only if they inhabit AH i suppose

Careful now. Trip up a teenage girl in leggings and she might beat you up.

SoupyNorman

'Windmill' your arms while walking.

dubtom

The last person I tripped, on purpose, lost their front teeth and I ended up at the head sisters office,I can't remember my punishment as I was in low babies, but it must have been traumatic (hence memory loss)


You've been warned.
points finger

Sharpshooter

I thought the thread title meant something else altogether.

/Disappointment much..

Cabaal

If they walk into your path just stop and look at something and leave the fool walk into you

Dr. Feelgood

Walk around them?

stovelid

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

Is it right to trip idiots that walk into your path and stop for no reason?

Lately, it seems that I cant walk through a shopping centre or even down a city street without having some teenage girls in leggings and ugg boots (and usually equipped with WAY too much makeup) wander about oblivious to the world around them, before finally stopping right in my path. I'm sick of it!

I'm going to start clipping their heels as they pass me.

The fact that you are advocating tripping only teenage girls and not, say, adult males is instructive.

Gurgle

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

wander about oblivious to the world around them, before finally stopping right in my path. I'm sick of it!

I'm going to start clipping their heels as they pass me.

One of the great pleasures in having small children is when you get to take a buggy to dozy / ignorant feckers' ankles.

Even if you don't particularly want to procreate, its worth it just for that.

CreepingDeath

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

Is it right to trip idiots that walk into your path and stop for no reason?

Just play "pedestrian chicken", see who flinches first.

Holding your elbow out while pretending to make a phone call is acceptable in the rules.

Interceptor

Hold up your fingers like a gun and shout 'BOOM, HEADSHOT' into their ears as you pass, pretending to shoot them. Then resume whatever other loony fantasy was playing in your head prior to that.

'cptr

sorrywhat

SoupyNorman wrote: »

'Windmill' your arms while walking.

This gave me a little chuckle

Porkpie

Cover your face and clothes with sh!t. Argue with yourself and swat imaginary flies as you walk.

WindSock

Oh I really hate the lack of crowd movement ettiquette in this country. I oft' times wish to purchase a white walking stick.

ItsNoAlias

Just grab one of their shoulders and start a strange but sexy type of pole dance...

They should run away then.

evil_seed

this is one of my pet peeves. i almost killed a young one last weekend lol. these people are the reason we need idiot lanes in shopping centres and pedestrianised streets. idiot lanes ftw!!

DOC09UNAM

Can be one of the funniest things ever if someone falls, then you must leave quickly...




Very quickly.

Kev23

evil_seed wrote: »

these people are the reason we need idiot lanes in shopping centres and pedestrianised streets.

Thank you! So I'm not the only one who thinks this then!:D

dilligaf73

SoupyNorman wrote: »

'Windmill' your arms while walking.

Tried it! Great idea. lots of funny looks but damn you can move through a crowd in a hurry

VinnyTGM

Interceptor wrote: »

Hold up your fingers like a gun and shout 'BOOM, HEADSHOT' into their ears as you pass, pretending to shoot them. Then resume whatever other loony fantasy was playing in your head prior to that.

'cptr

The best advice so far.:D

Hazys

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

Is it right to trip idiots that walk into your path and stop for no reason?

Lately, it seems that I cant walk through a shopping centre or even down a city street without having some teenage girls in leggings and ugg boots (and usually equipped with WAY too much makeup) wander about oblivious to the world around them, before finally stopping right in my path. I'm sick of it!

I'm going to start clipping their heels as they pass me.

They have been warned*



*But only if they inhabit AH i suppose

How can you trip somebody who is not moving?

Sea Sharp

How can you trip somebody who is not moving?

you kick their foot.