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potential winner of 2009 Darwin Award?

  • 09-12-2009 10:49pm
    #1
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭


    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20091209/tod-exploding-chewing-gum-blows-off-stud-870a197.html

    "The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said.

    Officers found both citric acid packets and a similar-looking unidentified substance, believed to be some kind of explosive material, on a table near the body, the agency continued.

    Investigators suspect that the student simply confused the packets and put gum covered with explosive material into his mouth.">


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  • #2
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,187 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Shot himself in the mouth with a chewing gun.


  • #3
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    I can't think of something witty to write :mad:


  • #4
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    wow. Just, wow.

    Even though it's a tragic story, I'd love to see this incorporated into a new Darwin Awards movie :o


  • #5
    plein de force
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭plein de force


    Jaw dropping stupidity :eek:


  • #6
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Sure he wasn't chewing gun by mistake ?

    huhuhuh


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  • #7
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    "I dont mean to burst your bubble but you're dead dumbass."


  • #8
    Midnight_EG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,727 ✭✭✭Midnight_EG


    Morlar wrote: »
    Sure he wasn't chewing gun by mistake ?
    Pfft, trigger stuck?


  • #9
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Boobs


  • #10
    aido179
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 431 ✭✭aido179


    brings new meaning to the phrase "the bubble burst"

    pah, he was bound to be heading for a sticky situation.

    ill get my coat


  • #11
    Kevin Bacon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 291 ✭✭Kevin Bacon


    To paraphrase Bill Hicks,

    "We lost a moron!"


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  • #12
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    kumate_champ07 wrote: »
    "The student apparently had a bizarre habit of chewing gum after dipping it into citric acid, Russian news agency Ria Novosti said.
    Worst government excuse cover up story ever!


  • #13
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,670 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Young bloke from Kiev R.I.P


  • #14
    Keogg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    What I really want to know is why he randomly had explosive material lying aorund on his desk!!:eek:
    That's just not clever!


  • #15
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    Keogg wrote: »
    What I really want to know is why he randomly had explosive material lying aorund on his desk!!:eek:
    That's just not clever!

    I blame this guy

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3H1dWtzmZYU/Sm3hIYQphPI/AAAAAAAABes/8GtTjN4-l5s/s320/MI4.bmp


  • #16
    Krieg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,378 ✭✭✭Krieg


    Well I think he's got some serious competition to beat

    http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2009.html


  • #17
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Chew chew blew and now he's blue.


  • #18
    kumate_champ07
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    I heard as soon as his mother heard the news her jaw hit the floor and she exploded into tears


  • #19
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Ppft........serves him right!!


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,869 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Midnight_EG wrote: »
    I can't think of something witty to write :mad:

    "In mother Russia, bubblegum blows you" ?


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