Budget Carols anyone?

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Anyone feel like some carols? I'll start

[to the tune of Come O Ye Faithful]

Oh how will they screw us,
overpaid TDs.
Oh how will they screw us,
the taxpayer.
They'll raise the duty,
on fuel and fags and alcohol.

Oh come let's drive to Newry
Oh come let's drive to Newry
Oh come let's drive to Newry
and do our shopping there.

Long Onion

To the Tune of Good King Wencleslas

Good Sir Lenihan looked out,
One dark day in December,
Popped some galic in his mouth,
And gave a budget we'll remember,

How the public sector cried,
When when he cut their wages,
And more and more - the tiger died,
As he flipped through the pages.

Social welfare payments cut,
To force us all find jobs,
But with no vacancies in Pizza Hut,
We all just ended up in MAB's

He may cut the VAT rate down,
To keep us all here shopping,
And hope that all our ire we'll drown,
With excise on booze drooping.

Well listen Brian and listen well,
And gather Biffo and the Bankers,
The country has gone all to hell,
'Cause ye sold us all - ye w*ankers!

privateBeavis

The governments contribution...

Darragh29

On the first day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
A pay cut in a pear tree....

On the second day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
One fu*ked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree...

On the third day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Three NAMA Bailouts, One fu*ked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree...

On the fourth day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, One fu*ked economy and a pay cut
in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Five bearded men, four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, one f*cked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Six insolvent banks, Five bearded men, four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, one f*cked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Seven closed hospitals, Six insolvent banks, Five bearded men, four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, one f*cked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Eight limo's waiting, Seven closed hospitals, Six insolvent banks, Five bearded men, four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, one f*cked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree.

On the nineth day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Nine small debtors imprisoned, Eight limo's waiting, Seven closed hospitals, Six insolvent banks, Five bearded men, four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, one f*cked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Ten media spiners, Nine small debtors imprisoned, Eight limo's waiting, Seven closed hospitals, Six insolvent banks, Five bearded men, four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, one f*cked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
Eleven failed politicians, Ten media spiners, Nine small debtors imprisoned, Eight limo's waiting, Seven closed hospitals, Six insolvent banks, Five bearded men, four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, one f*cked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree.

On the twelvth day of Christmas, my Taoiseacht sent to me,
12 days unpaid leave whenever you get around to taking them, Eleven failed politicians, Ten media spiners, Nine small debtors imprisoned, Eight limo's waiting, Seven closed hospitals, Six insolvent banks, Five bearded men, four striking Gardai, three NAMA bailouts, one f*cked economy and a pay cut in a pear tree.