How do most men pish?

electrogrimey

Just wondering what the most common way for a man to piss is. 9 times out of 10 I'm not bothered putting the seat up, and I usually go for the back of the bowl as to reduce noise levels. However, this often leaves a spattering on the seat. Terrible.

BluesBerry

Ewww just ewww

itsallaboutheL

I pissed in a milk carton the other day because i was too lazy to go down stairs .......:pac:

BluesBerry

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

I pissed in a milk carton the other day because i was too lazy to go down stairs .......:pac:

Downstairs no bathroom upstairs?

Agricola

I never notice if the seat is up or down, and i hit the side of the bowl. Never into the water. The sound of it bothers me! Also have to beat the flush.

cloneslad

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

I pissed in a milk carton the other day because i was too lazy to go down stairs .......:pac:

That's disgusting, as is this thread title

Mostly seat up and back of the toilet to reduce noise.


Sometimes sitting down, this is usually middle of the night waking up and not being bothered to aim.

electrogrimey

Agricola wrote: »

I never notice if the seat is up or down, and i hit the side of the bowl. Never into the water. The sound of it bothers me! Also have to beat the flush.

I think side and back are covered by the option of back. Do you race the flush? :pac:

peanuthead

I think most men piss where ever's closest. I don't think they care and they can't aim.

Agricola

electrogrimey wrote: »

I think side and back are covered by the option of back. Do you race the flush? :pac:

If im in a competitive mood!

electrogrimey

peanuthead wrote: »

I think most men piss where ever's closest. I don't think they care and they can't aim.

Guessing you're a woman?

It's not that we can't aim...they're...complications.

itsallaboutheL

cloneslad wrote: »

That's disgusting as is how this thread title is worded

I'll piss where i feel like pissing irrespective of your thoughts on the matter.

So there.

robbie_998

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

I pissed in a milk carton the other day because i was too lazy to go down stairs .......:pac:

he then later put it back in his fridge for someone else to....

well, i'll stop there :eek::eek::eek:

peanuthead

electrogrimey wrote: »

Guessing you're a woman?

It's not that we can't aim...they're...complications.

Like scratching your backside?

electrogrimey

peanuthead wrote: »

I think most men piss where ever's closest. I don't think they care and they can't aim.

peanuthead wrote: »

Like scratching your backside?

How is it that I can't tell you to hurry up with my dinner but you can make these generalisations?

brendansmith

I usually just pi$$ into my mouth.

congo_90

yea im jumpin in on this one.. I piss in the bowl. late at night i aim for the side. when all is well and i wont wake everyone up i'll just aim for water. let it be!

koHd

It's very interesting that you are interested in these statistics. Are you developing a revolutionary male peeing device?

cloneslad

itsallaboutheL wrote: »

I'll piss where i feel like pissing irrespective of your thoughts on the matter.

So there.

Someone who pisses in a mik carton because they can't be bothered going to the toilet cannot get upset by an internet comment.

Please tell me it was actually a 2 litre plastic milk container not one of the card / carton ones............wouldn't the heat damage both versions

itsallaboutheL

cloneslad wrote: »

Someone who pisses in a mik carton because they can't be bothered going to the toilet cannot get upset by an internet comment.

Please tell me it was actually a 2 litre plastic milk container not one of the card / carton ones............wouldn't the heat damage both versions

One litre plastic container.....











ForTheWee

electrogrimey

koHd wrote: »

It's very interesting that you are interested in these statistics. Are you developing a revolutionary male peeing device?

I've only made a prototype so far.

peanuthead

electrogrimey wrote: »

How is it that I can't tell you to hurry up with my dinner but you can make these generalisations?

Oh you can tell me alright ....

koHd

electrogrimey wrote: »

I've only made a prototype so far.

Interesting design. I will be investing my money in the other guys milk carton idea. So, for that reason, I'm out.

rizzee

Seat down to the back o the bowl. South east.

Doc

I stand facing away from the bowl then lean back slightly and pee over my head and into the toilet with the seat down (lid up).

koHd

Doc wrote: »

I stand facing away from the bowl then lean back slightly and pee over my head and into the toilet with the seat down (lid up).

If you ended the post there it would have been post of the day.

Doc

koHd wrote: »

If you ended the post there it would have been post of the day.

DONE!

koHd

Doc wrote: »

DONE!

I should have said I have no magic post of the day powers and cannot assure a certain victory. But we'll fight the good fight.

Joey the lips

If its the middle of the night throw toilet roll in the bowl before pishin. It cuts down on the noise. During the day... Play drown the cigerette butt..... You will know if you played it;)

all other times. Sit down and read the paper... Pish or shoite! who is to know!

sparky360

like this

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