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If you could be someone else for one day

  • 05-12-2009 7:53pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 317 ✭✭tiptap


    who would it be, and what memorable day in that persons life would it be..

    mine would be Tiger Woods, and the day he won his first Masters....

    I know...sad

    Actually, Neil Armstrong would be cool as well


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    One of either Watson or Crick when they figured out the structure of DNA

    They were supposedly high on acid at the time :)

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Jay Z .. and I wouldn't let my wife out, ever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,583 ✭✭✭cloneslad


    Like a body swap??I'd be you and I would get anally violated in the last few seconds of the day so when you were back in your body you would have to suffer!!

    I mean, I think I would like to be ole gunnar solskjaer the in the European cup final when he scored the winner against Bayern Munich, that must have felt awesome!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭yogidc26


    tiptap wrote: »
    who would it be, and what memorable day in that persons life would it be..

    mine would be Tiger Woods, and the day he won his first Masters....

    I know...sad

    Actually, Neil Armstrong would be cool as well

    Tiger woods when he was getting his leg over with the other one ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Dr. Sam Beckett......... t'would be a nice ould lucky dip.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 646 ✭✭✭yogidc26


    anyone on the Irish team when they wont the grand slam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    I'd be Adolf Hitler for a day, back in 1925 or so. I'd round my day off by throwing Hitler in front of a bus. And hey presto, a lot of problems eliminated!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Bill Gates, and send an enormous cheque to my real self. Heh Heh.

    Hugh Jackman, closest thing to being Wolverine :(

    Arnie, just so I could say all those delicious puns in his voice properly. ("I lied!!")

    Bill Cosby - He never uses foul language so I'd appear on TV saying the most dreadful, foul-mouthed things imaginable. Like given a detailed description of 2Girls1Cup or the...*cough*....other one (swap.avi :pac:)

    Neil Armstrong - Obvious enough one.

    The guy who's shagging Rachel Weisz

    Theirry Henry and DON'T do that handball!! At the end of the game when Ireland wins I'd break down and throw a tantrum like a girl, crying and holding a Wilkinson sword razor just to rub it in on his career :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    A manwhore


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Kim Jong-il.

    And I'd threaten random countries with nuke attacks just for the heck of it.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,692 ✭✭✭Jarren


    Hugh Heffner ... that would do




  • Pontius Pilate....

    Dont think I'd do anything differently though...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 beni


    The Great Bob Marley...........to handle getting high till it touch the sky.
    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Norma Jean Baker on the day she died, so I'd know what happened.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Norma Jean Baker on the day she died, so I'd know what happened.

    But then you'd be dead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Id be Roy Keane in May 2002. Id stay and play in the world cup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Dannii Minogue's tits :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Dannii Minogue's tits :D

    Your something else ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭ham_n_mustard


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Norma Jean Baker on the day she died, so I'd know what happened.

    on the other hand, you could end up taking one in the rusty balloon knot after you died....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 399 ✭✭barakus


    Rod Stewart. Do a big concert and then shag that missus of his:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    on the other hand, you could end up taking one in the rusty balloon knot after you died....
    Compliments of Sam Giancana


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,704 ✭✭✭Mr.David


    tiptap wrote: »
    mine would be Tiger Woods, and the day he won his first Masters....

    Ya right. You'd be Tiger woods and turn around to the bitch and 9 iron her in the ovaries.

    How d'ya like them apples biatch?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    dr.bollocko


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    DaPoolRulz wrote: »
    dr.bollocko

    I know which day Dr.B will choose if your gonna be him for a day.

    How do you feel about travelling to the west and getting arrested? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Nobody famous. I like to be a woman. No rude jokes. I'd like to see how they react to things and what it feels like; how they think.

    Yes, I'd squeeze my tits. Get that one out of the way.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    bill gates, i'd spend day transfering money in to my account,:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    John Wayne, but I wouldn't be satisfied with one day.

    He lived a Mans life and he did it well.

    I would like to have lived his life, apart from how he died.

    That's where I would bale.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭tooler08


    I would be John Malkovich, for obvious reasons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭Mad_Max


    Obama on the day he got elected. That must have been a pretty freckin cool feeling


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  • Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd like to be the guy on the left.. I havn't went camping or made a good fire in ages and the other two look like good fun people to do it with.


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