Couples On Busses...?

Nettie

Okay, me and my boyfriend make sure not to go overbord when we're on a bus. We stick to cuddling and won't go farther than that.

But what is considered acceptable to do on a bus? (sexually)

What's the farthest you've seen people go on a bus?

And how far would/do you go?

El Weirdo

Ass to mouth.

candlegrease

I bussed a nut in my gfs face on a buss before

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Depends on the route taken. Sometimes, they go down the backroads and it takes a bit longer.

rizzee

No comment

wudangclan

Nettie wrote: »

What's the farthest you've seen people go on a bus?

I seen my mate go from London to Barcelona on a bus.
Dead far,it was.

Pacing Mule

Acceptable is to sit there, doing nothing sexual, have a chat and don't for a minute entertain the bedroom stuff in view of everyone else who frankly isn't arsed looking at you.

SoWatchaWant

Had a sly **** when there was no-one upstairs;)

Nettie

wudangclan wrote: »

I seen my mate go from London to Barcelona on a bus.
Dead far,it was.

Hey!! I said ''sexually'' later on in the post!

El Weirdo

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Had a sly **** when there was no-one upstairs;)

Not much good when you were downstairs though.

jumpguy

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Had a sly **** when there was no-one upstairs;)

Here in culchie land, we only have single-floored busses. Imagine my delight when I came to Dublin and discovered the bliss of an empty top floor, a view of the city from above, and a sly ****. Wonderful.

ElaElaElano

I fúcking hate those cúnts on the bus, you'll be home in 10 minutes. Wait. I don't want to see it. And they always end up sitting right in front of you as well.

Douche

Have seen alot that cannot be unseen on many's a bus "/

Catari Jaguar

Um... On an empty bus or a full bus? Although.... hahaha

VinnyTGM

Can't stand people that sit beside you when there are other free seat's.

wudangclan

Nettie wrote: »

Hey!! I said ''sexually'' later on in the post!

Oh,ok.
Me,I'd go all the way.

dvpower

Nettie wrote: »

And how far would/do you go?

All the way to the terminus.

Prof.Badass

Your girl can give you a **** provided you sit in the very back row and are wearing baggy tracksuit pants. At no point can you expose your penis to the public. Giving yourself a **** is completely unnacceptable.

Hey, I don't make the rules.

Mint Sauce

went as far as my own stop a few times, but one time had to withdraw early when the bus broke down and walk the rest of the way

:pac:

K-9

Seen a "couple" go near the full way on a bus coming from a match. Loads of trays of Tennents on said bus.

Was about 13 and I got a can of beer! Way hay!

That was 20 years ago, before internet porn.

Anyway, classy "couple".

orourkeda

Dont you just hate people **** on the bus. They'll be going upstairs next.

Seillejet

Teabaging!

SoWatchaWant

vinylmesh wrote: »

Your girl can give you a **** provided you sit in the very back row and are wearing baggy tracksuit pants. At no point can you expose your penis to the public. Giving yourself a **** is completely unnacceptable.

Hey, I don't make the rules.

No worries if there's no-one around to not accept it;)

_Kaiser_

jumpguy wrote: »

Here in culchie land, we only have single-floored busses. Imagine my delight when I came to Dublin and discovered the bliss of an empty top floor, a view of the city from above, and a sly ****. Wonderful.

I hope you also noticed the multiple CCTV cameras these buses are fitted with upstairs - which as well as being recorded, also link to a screen in the driver's cab

ScumLord

If your charging money to watch nothing otherwise anything goes, or any other thing that come's into your perverted little mind as long as it's only me on the bus. If other people are there they might complain.

jumpguy wrote: »

Here in culchie land, we only have single-floored busses. Imagine my delight when I came to Dublin and discovered the bliss of an empty top floor, a view of the city from above, and a sly ****. Wonderful.

Your lucky, it was a packed bus when I had to have my **** on the Dublin transport system.

vestanpance

El Weirdo wrote: »

Ass to mouth.

ATOGM

rizzee

I've shat all over the windows

K-9

Kaiser2000 wrote: »

I hope you also noticed the multiple CCTV cameras these buses are fitted with upstairs - which as well as being recorded, also link to a screen in the driver's cab

Public Service and their perks.

jumpguy

Kaiser2000 wrote: »

I hope you also noticed the multiple CCTV cameras these buses are fitted with upstairs - which as well as being recorded, also link to a screen in the driver's cab

Ah, that'd explain why she was smiling at me when leaving the bus. She also told me she wished she installed a recorder on the monitor.

Cupcake_Crisis

Gone are the days when it was just a sneaky kiss down the back. They were innocent times....:rolleyes: