Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

What to do

  • 04-12-2009 11:09pm
    #1
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭


    A bird did a number 2 on me today at lunch, scarle for ye, what should I have done to avoid people noticing and how to get it off without attracting attention

    edit: bird ( winged and feathered)


Comments

  • #2
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    Too kinky for me


  • #3
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭Voltex


    quick...eat it!


  • #4
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    Pageant Messiah wrote: »
    Too kinky for me
    you don't like a bit of 2 girls 1 cup no?


  • #5
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Sex and Sexuality forum ?


  • #6
    Daemos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    Lol, it took me a minute to realise you were talking about the feathered-winged-bird instead of the, well, you know... :pac:


  • Advertisement
  • #7
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭Voltex


    IBTL


  • #8
    Elba101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    That happened to me at a crowded bus stop:o

    Doesn't it mean good luck? Or do you mean 'bird' as in girl? I don't think that would mean good luck.


  • #9
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    You should have shown her your pimp hand before hand.




    Edit: Even though it's winded bird my statement still stand crows respond to that ****.












    I enjoy saying pimp hand when I'm drunk.


  • #10
    Voltex
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭Voltex


    DaPoolRulz wrote: »
    Lol, it took me a minute to realise you were talking about the feathered-winged-bird instead of the, well, you know... :pac:
    Knacker!


  • #11
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    I didn't even consider that it might have been a bird of the feathered variety.

    Thread disappoints.


  • Advertisement
  • #12
    Pacing Mule
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    DaPoolRulz wrote: »
    Lol, it took me a minute to realise you were talking about the feathered-winged-bird instead of the, well, you know... :pac:

    hence my too kinky comment :D


  • #13
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Pageant Messiah wrote: »
    hence my too kinky comment :D
    Because you have a seagull fetish?


  • #14
    rizzee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭rizzee


    Should'a covered it! Amateur :cool:


  • #15
    GiftofGab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    A bird sh1tting on you is said to be good luck.


  • #16
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    GiftofGab wrote: »
    A bird sh1tting on you is said to be good luck.
    Only in Ireland can something shitting on you be seen as a good thing.


  • #17
    VinnyTGM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Only in Ireland can something shitting on you be seen as a good thing.

    Laughed at that.


  • #18
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    how the fúck could I have covered it ?


  • #19
    ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    BOHtox wrote: »
    how the fúck could I have covered it ?
    Wear a hat?


  • #20
    Longboard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭Longboard


    BOHtox wrote: »
    A bird did a number 2 on me today at lunch, scarle for ye, what should I have done to avoid people noticing and how to get it off without attracting attention

    edit: bird ( winged and feathered)

    At least he didn't do a poo at Pauls house.


  • #21
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Buy a quickpick your going to win the lotto :D

    (a bit of coldtar soap will remove said feaces) :p


  • Advertisement
Advertisement