Steven Segal Lawman

ScumLord · 04-12-2009 3:28pm #1

New series out in the states, it has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think it's serious but it's hard to believe this guy could really believe the **** spewing from his own mouth.

Along with training police officers to be one with the gun and push the bullet out, he uses his extensive marshal arts background to spot tiny movements as he drives down the street that may mean he'll have to unload a can of woop ass any second. It even has special effects when he utilises his ninja powers.

Not to be missed. :pac:

Mr E · 04-12-2009 3:34pm

OK, I'm intrigued.

He is actually like that in REAL LIFE too !!

All it needs is Erika Eleniak popping out of a cake....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uji0bcMbUaQ

Auvers · 04-12-2009 4:06pm

aye can’t wait :cool: I have been saving the first two episodes for tonight, a few friends coming over for the premiere so a few smokes and beers and much laughter ahead

ScumLord · 04-12-2009 4:10pm

You won't be disappointed the cringe factor is high, It's like watching a car full of clowns crash their car on the way home from a funeral for their clown friends that died in a clown car crash the week before.

Mossy Monk · 04-12-2009 5:24pm

Oh no. I forgot about this.

AlmightyCushion · 04-12-2009 5:33pm

Mr E wrote: »

OK, I'm intrigued.
He is actually like that in REAL LIFE too !!

All it needs is Erika Eleniak popping out of a cake....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uji0bcMbUaQ

Ha ha. This at least seven different kinds of awesome.

Kiith · 04-12-2009 5:53pm

Did they just pull that guy out of the car for doing Donuts? Cause thats what i heard...

You should all watch this while drinking this...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal%27s_Lightning_Bolt. He's traveled the world creating this drink; there is none better that he knows.

omahaid · 04-12-2009 6:04pm

One review says

"And, if the first two episodes of "Steven Seagal: Lawman" are any indication, he's also well on his way to becoming a comedy icon. "

I can't wait, he's the funniest comedian in the biz

omahaid · 04-12-2009 6:15pm

From wikipedia "he has been recognized by Tibetan lama Penor Rinpoche as a reincarnated Tulku of 17th century eastern Tibet, Chungdrag Dorje." :eek::eek:

Mossy Monk · 04-12-2009 7:23pm

This is like something out of a bad Hollywood cop movie. Cops with comedy and a billion different camera angles. It's great.

Richard Dower · 19-02-2010 3:48pm

It's getting a second season, ratings have been pretty good all season btf:

http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/02/19/steven-seagal-lawman-renewed-by-ae/42398

Richard Dower · 06-09-2010 12:44pm

The eight unaired episodes will now be shown, thing is....this show was a hit for A&E?....so why not continue on if the charges were dropped?

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/news/a273494/steven-seagal-lawman-to-return-to-ae.html

Richard Dower · 07-09-2010 4:39pm

Offical, now...returns October 6th: http://tvbythenumbers.com/2010/09/07/steven-seagal-lawman-returns-to-ae-for-second-season-on-wednesday-october-6/62330

Richard Dower · 17-02-2011 6:30pm

Hmmm.....it's been given a third season: http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/02/15/steven-seagal-lawman-phoenix/

http://www.tvline.com/2011/02/tvline-items-seagals-surprising-comeback-news-to-know/

PerrinV2 · 17-02-2011 6:52pm

He's not actually a trained lawman is he?

omahaid · 17-02-2011 7:03pm

Ah thats great news, as a practicing seagalogist it's good to see the big guy doing well.

Tipsy McSwagger · 21-02-2011 9:47pm

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Seagalogy-Study-Ass-kicking-Steven-Seagal/dp/1845769279/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1298324760&sr=8-1

The Steven Seagal Bible!!

omahaid · 21-02-2011 9:49pm

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Seagalogy-Study-Ass-kicking-Steven-Seagal/dp/1845769279/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1298324760&sr=8-1

The Steven Seagal Bible!!

It's sitting in my jacks, I have a read of a chapter every morning on the throne to refresh my faith.

Tipsy McSwagger · 21-02-2011 9:56pm

omahaid wrote: »

It's sitting in my jacks, I have a read of a chapter every morning on the throne to refresh my faith.

Ha Ha, i recently got an amazon kindle and this is one of the few paperbacks i refuse to get rid of. Some of the chapters are long so your legs must be like a new born calf when you get off the jacks:D

omahaid · 21-02-2011 10:00pm

Has to be done, keep the faith strong!

Badgermonkey · 21-02-2011 11:05pm

Bet his Police lockers stacked with 'Just For Men' midnight black.

Tipsy McSwagger · 23-02-2011 1:41pm

omahaid wrote: »

Has to be done, keep the faith strong!

http://www.play.com/Books/Books/4-/11062444/Yippee-Ki-Yay-Moviegoer/Product.html?searchstring=vern&searchtype=allproducts&searchsource=0&urlrefer=search

This might interest you, i just ordered it.

Richard Dower · 14-10-2011 8:42pm

PerrinV2 wrote: »

He's not actually a trained lawman is he?

He is, and he's just got a new job!....he's heading to Texas to defend the borders from those damn Mexicans!

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/10/14/steven-seagal-border-control/

Steven Segal Lawman

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