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10 Reasons to Date an Archer

  • 04-12-2009 12:45PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 824 ✭✭✭


    C'mon guys, every other sport has it, lets compile ours!

    1. Archers score more often.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,651 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    pretty high chance of him having a long shaft










    (or 12)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8 eamo_


    stiff shaft
    depending on prefrance good at putting said stiff shaft into butts :D
    just watch out for the piles :eek:
    but allways carries lube
    of course compound have greater girth and penatration


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 175 ✭✭philmire


    archers like a nice butt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Carebear11


    Are we talking male or female archer here??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Inkivaari


    Carebear11 wrote: »
    Are we talking male or female archer here??

    I'll make two lists. Post whatever gender u like! :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Inkivaari


    Female archers are great at pulling!!!


  • Posts: 6,773 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    how has no one mentioned hammering the 10 ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭corkarcher


    We can shoot our load 144 times in a day and do it all again the day after ;) ahem male


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 496 ✭✭Jasonw


    we go outdoors in the summer?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 soontobeshootin


    When we flex our limbs and follow through me make the ladies quiver!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭pintplease


    We're happy to noc you up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭Cosine


    We know how to handle a nice set of limbs (or shafts ;) )

    A male archer always hits the right spot with his shaft, baby :cool:

    We know how to pull and I don't mean pints

    Male Compounders will tweak your cams all night long

    Compounders do it with accessories


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Carebear11


    We like putting shafts into butts at 250km/h!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 824 ✭✭✭Inkivaari


    Wayhay guys!! We're doing great!!

    Archers do it with a quiver!! :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 corkarcher2


    We usually lube our shafts before penetrating a tight butt!


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