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Dyslexic Man...

  • 03-12-2009 8:18pm
    #1
    Amanda7148
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭


    Dyslexic man breaks down and pulls over on the hard shoulder. A man pulls in to try and help.

    'Can you smell petrol'? he asked

    'Are you taking the piss'? the dyslexic man replies 'I can't even smell my own name'!!


Comments

  • #2
    BigSpender
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭BigSpender


    My favourite is "Old MacDonald was dyslexic, I E I O E".


  • #3
    swiss
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭swiss


    A dyslexic man walks into a bra....


  • #4
    Tropheus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,943 ✭✭✭Tropheus


    IAD - Irish Dyslexic Association.


  • #5
    VinnyTGM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 827 ✭✭✭VinnyTGM


    ksimpson wrote: »
    IAD - Irish Dyslexic Association.
    :D Lol.


  • #6
    Zapho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭Zapho


    What does DNA stand for?

    - National Dyslexic's Association


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  • #7
    tossy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,593 ✭✭✭tossy


    What does PMPA stand for?

    The national Dyslexic association of Ireland.

    Then there was the Dyslexic pimp who opened a warehouse.


  • #8
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Then of course there was the dyslexic,agnostic,insomniac who lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog


  • #9
    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


    Syslexia Ducks !!!


  • #10
    Notorious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    He was sweating like a dyslexic on countdown


  • #11
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Dyslexcs of the world untie


    I am not dyslexic I just get my mucking furds woddled


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  • #12
    youtheman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,311 ✭✭✭youtheman


    I used to be Dyslexic, but now I'm k.o.


  • #13
    Bearhunter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    Or the dyslexic devil-worshipper who sold his soul to Santa.
    And who made dyslexia such a hard word to spell anyway? Was it the same bastard who put an "S" in "lisp"?


  • #14
    western red
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭western red


    once heard of a dyslexic tramp who choked on his own vimto,


  • #15
    GiftofGab
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    Is it just me or are Dyslexic jokes getting old?? I'm tired of hearing these jokes now.


  • #16
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    GiftofGab wrote: »
    Is it just me or are Dyslexic jokes getting old?? I'm tired of hearing these jokes now.

    Allow me to indrotuce you to the wonferdul feature called 'Thread Rating'. It allosw you to 'rate' thraeds with a star sysetm. You can give low 'scores' to thraeds you don't like and this may help discuorage future simliar posts.

    Just look for the 'Rate Thread' optoin at the top rigth of each thraed!


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